Aliens abduct you and return you to Earth radically enlightened with idea that would spark huge advances in technology and medicine.
but
No one will believe or even consider your ideas for 150 years.
I will not


SporesAreHere7 months ago
i get to see the hot xenomorph this is awesome

Noobiegamer 9 years ago
Humanity won't live for another 150 years from 2016 xD

jbobly_bricked12 months ago
heh... maybe rethink this stupid message before its too late 😅😆
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winterfrost8 years ago
write that shit down stupid

Caden5048 years ago
That"s what my teacher said.

DontPressButton8 years ago
Just wait for the "I TOLD YOU SO"

MisterMustachio7 years ago
Just create a program that will emerge in 150 years that fills the entire internet with "I TOLD YOU SO!"

TheFangSome137 years ago
Presses button, is abducted by Zaphod and Ford.

ivegotnothing8 years ago
Galileo

Panifex8 years ago
150 years from now, people will say, "Why didn't we listen so long ago? Now society is almost in ruins and not even this great man"s ideas could help."

RaZorKill8 years ago
just create your own inventions #loophole

Lostfeather2378 years ago
Why would I come back?!

Pumpkin Spice Bleach9 years ago
150 years??? We only have until 2077...

SinonMercer7 years ago
Trump is a good thing though.
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the117doctor9 years ago
Fuck the human race!

James Witham12 years ago
well, doesn't mean i can't implement them by myself!

ImSmarterThanYou69last year
This will be the BIGGEST i told you so of history.

Bamtan8 years ago
Can one not simply implement his/her own ideas for once IN 140 FUCKING YEARS!!!!

Obamahasabigwilly9 years ago
Brudda

LordInquisitor40k6 years ago
Xenos tech is prohibited

Generic-edgelord7 years ago
Sure its a fair enough trade

MagicSpyglass9 years ago
i would have it for myself!!!!! TIME TO USE A PORTAL GUN!!

hallb10168 years ago
I"d have medicine that would let me live for 150 years and control humans to believe my ideas.

The Norsemen109 years ago
Make a drug that lets me live that long with my new brain!

LoneJT4 years ago
Elon musk just like that’s fine

ARKomega8 years ago
i would be like lego, when it came out one one gave a shit, look at it now.

Patri7 years ago
I just said no for no reason at all🤣

Username is my username9 years ago
Ya

FoxAnimagus 9 years ago
Ill just invent them myself. And who fucking cares, I get abducted by aliens, all that matters

Ultralord14008 years ago
I don't need people, I have alien logic.

gamandylast year
i wouldnt share it anyways, i would conquer the world and the downside protects me from anyone using it against me

Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago
So, look at leonardo da vinci ? Also, perserve yourself with the knowledge gained.

InvalidUsername8 years ago
id just ease people into it be getting a degree in science and maths

Kurth5 years ago
Imma write it down and put it on the internet and create a textbook with it

MOFO_347 years ago
Well, Nobody on reddit ever believes you anyways so XD

DeathRavens039 years ago
Wouldn't I be dead by then? No where in there did it say that I am immortal

sans-6668 years ago
I won't let em live for 150 years mwhahahaha

Jesus-Christ8 months ago
okay but no one will believe me

The-Pope3 years ago
Upload my brain to a computer and when people come to me for help, just mock them.

KewlRanch7 years ago
Buuut, they'll consider it after

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
im already immortal.

Kaminomikan8 years ago
don't need humanity to believe me, just build the things that I can and profit.

KICWTYININlast year
Then when I feel uncomfortable, I say "I don't feel uncomfortable"

SocialAnxiety8 years ago
Can those aliens be Time-lords please?

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
No. In fact, just for your comment, those aliens will be telepathic slugs who make you think you’re enlightened, but really you’re just insane while said slugs steal your wallet.

9u4ck3rs5 years ago
Publish a book about it

LolipopFire658 years ago
thats already my life, so yes

AndyFSH9 years ago
Who cares? Not like I have anybody to tell.

liiinaaa7 years ago
Why not? I will meet aliens and save my kids future.

abcedarian9 years ago
picasso

Dream_Er8 years ago
Sucks for them then ehhhhhhhhhh

faesins2 years ago
Take one for the team

jshaw717 years ago
Make extensive notes on the idea so when the idea is accepted they'll have all the info they'll need when they come around to the idea I was given

Fangirl 1019 years ago
Screw them

jedi_in_the_glade9 years ago
reminds me of the end of Flatland
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