Will You Press The Button?

Myself123 10 years ago

There's no one true religion..

proVegeta 2 months ago

HAIL ATHEISM

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emotionlesssex 3 years ago

I pressed it! day 126252619166162th of lying in my bed revising the facts

Jess_Cyan 11 years ago

there is no one true religion..... there are many paths and beliefs and opinions. The truth doesn't have to even be a religion

Ashley0201 6 months ago

Cringe

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SeemsLegit 9 years ago

Jokes on you, I already know the one true religion.

Dannybionic 4 years ago

Science

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jackohans5 5 years ago

I know the "one true religion" and my meaning, and I will be immortal. All religions aside from the one true religion still have partial truth though. One true religion: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. If you don't agree, try participating... [Show full comment]

Rem-chan 10 years ago

I said yes without the "immortal" part... Who wanna be immortal?

The-Immortal-Mushroom 4 years ago

@DragonsWolvesBravery good thing I don't care about my loved ones

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JewHunter 10 years ago

Who won't follow the immortal guy come on.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

"Hey, why aren't you dead yet?" "I WON'T TELL YOU"

xKitKatx 6 years ago

Ha, i already know the one true religion......ha i win

LunarMoone 9 years ago

If I may pick my immortality type, it"s the one where you still grow old and can be harmed, but just don't die of old age. I don't like immortality. Also, I just want to know these things. I don't care who else knows, they can fund out when they die.

PeterKnetter 5 years ago

@Lunarmoone Suicide is illegal

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Driconian 9 years ago

You do not know the power of the force.

yjtfdsgy 9 years ago

what if the truth is bad

vert343 9 years ago

Immortality = useful

Kittenlover101 10 years ago

THE MEANING OF LIFE IS FORTY TWO.

Jewhitler 5 years ago

I say fuck it and as long as i know the truth im fine

The_Last_Nigel 10 years ago

Immortality almost defeats the purpose of religions

xxGreenRoblox 2 years ago

Yeah like if it uses reincarnation as a key point ur kinda screwed

sirudy 10 years ago

At least i know i was right

POPple 6 months ago

What if the one true religion is nothing, and I have to watch all the religious people bicker all my life, while having proof there's nothing out there? Also to find out there is no meaning to existence, we just exist? And having to be immortal after that?... [Show full comment]

voituhluri 10 years ago

None likes to live forever, boring crap.

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

No,everyone would like that,but then they'd realise it sucks.

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

I HAVE MANAGED TO SAY IT: THE ONE TRUE RELIGION IS DONUTS AND PIZZA

Iwasnotaware 9 years ago

YEE NO MORE EXISTENTIAL CRISISES

Sigmaspider 6 years ago

I already know the meaning of life.

I find all the loopholes 10 years ago

I like to think all the religions are correct, and just the one you are in is the one you go to in death, and if you are an atheist you just get a random one.

mbeetee11 10 years ago

I don;t want to be immortal because the world would get boring

WafaIrdina 9 years ago

WUT.

pjtop 2 years ago

ignorance is a bliss

Alexis Dark Kitty 10 years ago

Anything that says immortal is an imedite dounfall

GamingExorcist 10 years ago

Ok saying that there is "one true religion" is racist

PeterKnetter 5 years ago

I know the one true religion.

jaythewolf 5 years ago

what is it?

asifisleepatall 10 years ago

why would you want to live forever?!? whoever you loved would die and so would everyone around you, you'd wanna kill yourself after that but no, you cant, you've fucked up your chance to die and not suffer, you chose that immortality, and you wish you hadnt, but you did

ARandomCRINGYperson 9 years ago

Christians get TRIGGERED

_Giancarlolracnaig_ 10 years ago

First off, if you are immortal, you will have a severe depression, because you will live through all of your friend's and love one's deaths, so no thank you. Second off, religion is a belief, so there is no one true religion, only fact. And lastly, existen... [Show full comment]

Borker 9 years ago

I feel like that"s already what God goes through

NoRagrets 10 years ago

if I was immortal and knew the true meaning of our existence, I couldn't care less if anyone knew!!!

Dinobot 9 years ago

Whats the upside

Wykdpyro 10 years ago

Love is the one true religion if u can make it one

jkbscopes123 10 years ago

so i will just leave it in a book berried under dirt for millions of years and wait for someone to dig it up and therefore i dident tell anyone plot holes

4312 2 years ago

你以为能杀死我-----飞段

Fushur 10 years ago

All Religions are bullshit there can't be a true one <.<

PeterKnetter 5 years ago

Racist

NylaPieya 10 years ago

I will

GAMEYCOOLDUDE 10 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 minutes or the opposite of your wish will happen

bigtjr 10 years ago

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doodledimer 3 years ago

just find out if the univerce is a simulation and make a machine that breaks everyone out of the simulation and into their body's in the real world and make it free to operate and w/ your knowledge w/ minimal costs give everyone one of them using a telepo... [Show full comment]

Helloiamhavingaseizure 6 years ago

I like smoking children

PeterKnetter 5 years ago

Fuck you motherfucker. You fucking piece of shit.

TheTrollYT 10 years ago

If I'm immortal I would"ve lived over 4 billion years, I'm pretty sure I would"ve found a way to communicate it.

558756578647863488 last year

无尽的时光足够让我享受世界扭曲我的信仰

MDarkKing1654 5 years ago

Honestly would just keep this to myself anyways not to mention if you told people you were not imortal the government would just experiment on you for the rest of eternity

SuperWhoLockians 9 years ago

Write the facts down and leave them for others to find.

AzreeAz 10 years ago

I'll go to heaven by myself

DonnaAustin 7 years ago

Write it down done

AndrijaFuncyman 10 years ago

Upside?

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