Will You Press The Button?

AntiHappyPie2 years ago

plot twist i have neither

Pyrox9 years ago

Love is better than wealth

ItzBoston8 years ago

Nah fuck love I can buy all the hoes

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Flameice2 8 years ago

Be friend with Trump

Taehyungwifeu4 years ago

Trump is not the president anymore-

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fruit punchðŸ¹9 years ago

Kill my imagery bffte by the way that stands for best friend for totally ever

AcedIt6 years ago

I can't kill what I don't have...

DogDogFOGROGCOGMOG4 years ago

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Blorix7 years ago

i will not kill my best friend cause god then will send me to hell

superyztirf077 years ago

Just like I said!!

RealPotato8 years ago

*quickly gets in a relationship with someone I hate*

Amber70077 years ago

Jokes on you I don't have a best friend or a lover hahahha!!!!

akey5 years ago

Haha *thinks the same* =)

Caleb Weatherby12 years ago

I'd rather just obtain Mangekyou Sharingan -.-

AdmiralTrainstorm7 years ago

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS RELEVANT?

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Jacob Wright12 years ago

I would just have paramedics on standby and stop their heart in a manner that's easily fixable, which would render them legally dead for a while, meaning i technically killed them. If it's to be the richest person in the world, they'd understand, and they'...[Show full comment]

ThatCommieBitch2 years ago

Perfect.

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Marius Kamfjord12 years ago

So i would get mangekyou sharingan as well? thats just great!

Kaylyn Citriniti12 years ago

No those are called antisocial virgins..

BigDaddyWingnut7 years ago

I don't have either one of those...

PersonOfNoInterest9 years ago

what if I hate my 'love'?

Jaysky8 years ago

Have no best friend or lover. Problem solved

Destiel12310 years ago

I have no friends or lovers...unless you count Netflix...

ButtonPresser097712 years ago

guess i have the choice to just kill nothing in this case, funny haha moment

unicornsR_real259 years ago

im sorry gracie i had too!!

BRAEDENMICHELS8 years ago

What if I don't have either

DÃ¡vid TakÃ¡cs12 years ago

I don't need money and I have no friends or lovers either.

Wolkboy4 years ago

I DON'T HAVE A BFF MUAHAHAHAH

1337illuminati9 years ago

i have neither *sad violin music*

LolOmgYolo9 years ago

I have 3 or 4 crushes...i may kill one with no problem

FreShaVacaDo10007 years ago

Money is the path to all problems and chaos

Tyrrano9 years ago

Morbid carnivals 40 pe cent of you jerks

CheeseChick8 years ago

I have neither lol

Laserface_9 years ago

Frendship over money and fame for me

kindParodox9 years ago

Sorry love, you've put me through too much hell...

Wieger Piekema12 years ago

i aint have no lover biatch

ygodragon8 years ago

Before this make a random person ur best friend and it'll all be settled

Bee King10 years ago

shure ill kill my non-existing lover, loophole activated

Ssssi9 years ago

My love is my computer

LiamEgil7 years ago

I dont have a lover

RavenGamer9 years ago

Don't have best friend and my lover is probably a stalker and I'll pay to get out of prison.

Button-Eater3 years ago

Get a fake girlfriend

Danker Dolan9 years ago

the bff in my dreams .

Turetheee8 years ago

Kill all hunan

OllieCruise9 years ago

I have no best friend and no lover!

------------------------8 years ago

Kill your friend in a video game.

orangesheepdog10 years ago

I have no lovers, so I kill nobody. :3

blondegirl1018 years ago

Well, right now I don't really have either, so I guess I'll kill off my fantasy lover/best friend and call it a day...?

imamuddafuckinunicorn9 years ago

-.- this says that some people posted their comments 46 friggin years ago....and I only found out about this a week ago >.<

stom8 years ago

I willl trick my EX >:)

SUSIESLAMSDABUTTON5 years ago

My lover"s fictional. In ur face.

Chan10199 years ago

hire a hitman and go homeless

Gingerscream 9 years ago

Get together with someone you really hate then press the Montana

KaylaStilinski8 years ago

Montana?

Zalya7 years ago

wow i suddenly love a terrorist haha

OcelotButton9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Lucas-PusherOfButtons8 years ago

Just pretend to fall in love with Hillary Clinton. Then she"s your lover. She dies, you get rich. #Loophole

StrikrX9 years ago

see the problem is, if you were that rich, it would go to your head and you would be overcome with wanting more money

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