You become immortal and have perfect and unlimited memory being able to fully recall any event that has ever transpired in your presence. you are unable to die, be injured or feel pain. Also, you will remain in prime physical condition regardless of what age or condition you are when the button is pressed. And are also still able to eat, have childeren and function normally. While you can eat you never feel hungry and there is no limit to how much you can eat or what you can eat as long as you chew it with normal human bite strength. Also you do not need to breathe.
but
You will remain the same for all eternity, Eventually outliving the human species and any that come after. Eventually you survive the destruction of the solar system and the heat death of the universe and whatever comes after. You will not be able to sleep and feel no need for it.. You will find no refuge in madness, as your perfect body keeps you sane. For all eternity.
I will not


Repeaterlast year
laptop

#RedBeanBun 9 years ago
TOO MUCH READING

Degenerate7 years ago
You have the IQ of a Super Mutant I"d wager.
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KittandHerbie7 years ago
Well I would be spending eterntity with the 39588 other people who pressed the button....

Guest191918283 years ago
Good point

ththomas94 years ago
Yes...

imightpushthebutton9 years ago
Too long; didn't push

Gl1tch3dL1m3last year
Real

Jared Fedorcheck12 years ago
You'd be The Doctor...

Setin127 years ago
Just Listen to music to keep occupied for 1000"s years, also i have the other 38455 people who pressed the button with me, so i"m good!
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Logic_Sloth7 years ago
That sounds fuckin lit

SolarLeonidas7 years ago
I will be God but remain in my body. What"s the downside?

Themauf6 years ago
The immortallity

Butt1007 years ago
What a dumbass question

The_game7 years ago
make fun of puny mortals for eternity sounds fun ehh worth a shot with luck i could experience the birth of a new universe and torment people once again

OnePunchM87 years ago
F*CK THE DOWNSIDE I WANT TO BE DEADPOOL!

thebuttondude2 months ago
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Peterplayz1237 years ago
Just go to a galaxy, far far away

CosmicDragon1087 years ago
You can continously re live all your memorys to remain happy

Themauf6 years ago
What makes you think that reliving memories makes you happy?

JackTheBricker7 years ago
Existential crisis

TheFangSome137 years ago
Presses button right before death, regrets it and wants to die.

Shynivader8 years ago
Hello people?! 35885 people have already pressed the button. We will be our own species that just live in space. Duh!

Anyia088 years ago
This was hella long

annabethchase048 years ago
not breathing would be weird……… but would staying the same mean always having the same crush??

befree22098 years ago
That"s deep.

Krusek8 years ago
I'll be happy as long as I can teach each new species about our race and have a device that will stay powered forever and have all the anime in sub and dub, manga, light novels, books, tv shows, movies and games recorded on it, and all the rubik"s cubes I could ever want.

Erik Jakub Citterberg12 years ago
Face of Boe anyone ?

ClownPenis9 years ago
Didedn't he diededed?
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Mike Harry12 years ago
The only reason I pressed this button is that it gives me an eternity that I can be certain of.

Rhys Elkin12 years ago
So I'd utilize my insane memory to speed read every single book on all the sciences and help the human race expand space travel so they can live among other planets. At least I'd have company for a little while longer if aliens aren't a thing (which I doub...[Show full comment]

Suction-cup-man4 years ago
Exactly
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Pheobe Mahan12 years ago
metal as fuck

MonkeyboyMikeyman7 years ago
*/meta/*

Wouter Begas12 years ago
i can live like this. i will spend my life finding a cure to evry illness in the world. even cancer!

Shawna Preston12 years ago
Yeah too many words

Degenerate7 years ago
No you"re just a dumb fuck

Kris Gardner12 years ago
I'll have one hell of a ride into my darkness

Bananu9 years ago
Soooooo im god?

Scaramoosh10 years ago
Hell nooo. I don't want to float through space for all eternity, watching my friends and loved ones die while I live on.

TinKan7 years ago
Well you wont notice it because you stay sane.

ShockTherapy9 years ago
The sick parts of me love this idea

brachelle9711 years ago
So basically become the Doctor?

Blackniggaballs2 years ago
Already Happened Nigaaaaa

Tinydork018 years ago
Its too long to read

NineNines9 years ago
I would be too busy playing cod to watch the destruction of world

MutantMistress10 years ago
No thanks, I'll pass. Don't want to recreate what happened in Steven Universe.

LemonMoon9 years ago
How did this happen in Steven Universe

BlazeSaber8 years ago
I will protect this world and find a way to save the universe. If I have perfect memory Ill learn everything I need to know to do this.

Mike Johnson9 years ago
Downside?

Menashe Mordehay12 years ago
You really thought it through did you?

Guest191918283 years ago
It’d be torture slowly seeing every thing you know and love die, I think people underestimate how long infinity is

Thelonelybeachbear8 years ago
VAMPIRE TIME MUTHA FUCKAAAAAAAA!

Decreepe9 years ago
If you know EVERYTHING you know how to become a god and create your own universe with you being the ruler

Shadowscream7 years ago
This is awsome cause u can travel to space for eternity, visit other planets AND u could also travel starting from now so u can find a planet where humans can live in another solar system that will survive for more years

EnderQueen069 years ago
Why not. I wanna see all that!

badwolfgirl9 years ago
I'll be fine with Ashildr

Torleif Bjorvand Strømme12 years ago
I didnt read that one, just pressed the button.

kindertak4 years ago
All these inmortallity posts forger that humans will really want to not get extinguished so they will travel poanet to planet when one its fucked up. Eventually to another solar system. And as the universe is constantlly expanding for prob billons of uears...[Show full comment]

Thernor8 years ago
we culd build a spce station whit future tech and have a massive space gangbang because 32207 ppl pressed the button and everyobe wuld have perfect body so wheres the down side

Melanie10 years ago
HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHY WAS THAT SO LONG????????

ValerieParker7 years ago
You lost me at "immortal".
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