Will You Press The Button?

HomuraAkemi9 years ago

I kill horror movie villains in my free time

Bdog319 years ago

Freddy Krueger doesn't haunt me, he's too busy hiding from me in children's dreams. He first entered the dream world trying to escape from me. When that failed, he began offering the souls of the dead to the lord of hell in an attempt to keep me at b...[Show full comment]

thewiiugamernorskgaming8 years ago

uh... I am a bit scared of you now,

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Marinekid098 years ago

Luicd WET dreams.....? What 😂

DontTrustTheOof5 years ago

Basicly porn and hentai dreams

Science guy9 years ago

He has no power in the reel world.

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago

Yep

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Taker_of_Hells3 years ago

I will befriend him

KyleFernando4 years ago

Oh please really Freddy Krueger of all people hahaahhahahahhaahah oh dear he has been escaping my clutches from when he haunted my dreams he"s very being was terrified on what my dream were to the point even the lord of hell respected my insanity my way th...[Show full comment]

missmeowstin8 years ago

The funny thing is I actually have a friend named Freddie Kruger and it"s pronounced the same way.

Elm467 years ago

Freddie krogers

freshbaked127 years ago

Why the fuck would I want to wake up with my crotch wet and Freddy Krueger standing over me?

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred12 years ago

Me and Freddy are buddies from way back, so I think you spelled "hang out" wrong.

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago

Yeah I’ll drink a beer with him

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shadow man9 years ago

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! LIVING A HORROR MOVIE IS WORSE THAN FRICKIN JUSIN BEIBER BEING YOUR FRICKEN KID

MrDoobles3 years ago

Freaking 12-year-olds. Calm down.

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Anthony 59 years ago

I don't want either of those

Meowmeow09 years ago

I like ur pic

Foxmaster888 years ago

I love Freddy. He"s my bae 🔪💜💜💜

thatdopopeboy9 years ago

what is a wet dream

NessaD7 years ago

It"s when you have a dream about sex and when you wake up there"s cum in your bed

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luis cedano9 years ago

then i'll just call Jason!!

jkmc12058 years ago

Sorry, wrong comment

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Angel Lewis12 years ago

Small price to pay

DorianValentine9 months ago

New friend :D

A3Seventeen10 years ago

I am immortal and it says you will have dreams forever so will you be able to wake up?

Hatkai5 years ago

If it is real life you could kill him easily he is not powerful in our world he is just powerful in the nightmares

cody m10 years ago

never says kill, plus freddy is killable when in reality

Koza1brada8 years ago

Who is he?

Triple_X7 years ago

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Ava123456789109 years ago

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Snowwolfajj8 years ago

Didn't say I couldn't kill him, now did it.

shadowfiend0079 years ago

why would anyone want that...

skulltown7 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex xD

Alex Brown12 years ago

Lose lose.

DesertEagle7 years ago

Freddy Krueger doesn’t even do anything when you awake he only kills you if you sleeping 💤

MaggotMan9 years ago

Well he's obviously not gonna kill you so just ignore him

soghzdliufhl8 years ago

I already have pleasant and lucid dreams

GemBuster10 years ago

Then the i just blow da motherfucker's head

Uhhh9 years ago

Uhhh

Mandog956 years ago

Kill him and idrc just sleep for the rest of my life and I'm not scared of him

Darth K10 years ago

I'm not scared of Freddy Krueger but I like the dreams I have already and I'd never give them up.

LazyPayday7 years ago

But Freddy Krueger only really is powerful in dreams, so can't I just ask the police to protect me.

captin gnu9 years ago

Just stab the bastard. He only has powers in dreams.

Fox229 years ago

An alredy burnes jew chasing me thats Hitler wet dream

OddaTheBoss9 years ago

umm...

JesusChrist2582 months ago

那么弗莱迪将知道什么才是真正的恐怖

Tyree 10 years ago

I could send freedy to fnaf then watch him fail life and the game ha!

Triple_X7 years ago

Freddy Krueger my bro I use him to rob candy stores and I let him borrow my sister’s nail polish....Don’t Ask

The Nerdy Villager9 years ago

Um.... Guns?

GalaxyAfton5 years ago

I see no downside. A:Awesome dreams B:A new friend to introduce to the others who haunt me.

hereiamkillme0110 years ago

I'd like to see him try.

shibasona8 years ago

This is...more difficult than it should be.

Panifex7 years ago

I hope I also have a way to clean up, otherwise there are multiple downsides

asdguy0011 years ago

corina rose-this is the internet, real sex is out of question

agentcardinam118 years ago

Make friends with Krueger. Promise him some wet dreams every onece in a while. No downside.

iamethantoo29 years ago

ill be so horny ill fuck fready's mom making him cry and i will haunt his dreams he wont haunt mine loophole

Cryinge9 years ago

savage

JaviGonzalez9 years ago

am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ...[Show full comment]

Azurali9 years ago

i'll shoot a load in his face

Kritzy7 years ago

Who is that? And also, why wet?

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