Will You Press The Button?

HomuraAkemi 11 years ago

I kill horror movie villains in my free time

Bdog31 11 years ago

Freddy Krueger doesn't haunt me, he's too busy hiding from me in children's dreams. He first entered the dream world trying to escape from me. When that failed, he began offering the souls of the dead to the lord of hell in an attempt to keep me at b... [Show full comment]

Mr.mystery last year

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

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Marinekid09 9 years ago

Luicd WET dreams.....? What 😂

Mr.mystery last year

Oh...Goddamnit.

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Science guy 10 years ago

He has no power in the reel world.

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago

Yep

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Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago

I will befriend him

missmeowstin 9 years ago

The funny thing is I actually have a friend named Freddie Kruger and it"s pronounced the same way.

Elm46 9 years ago

Freddie krogers

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred 13 years ago

Me and Freddy are buddies from way back, so I think you spelled "hang out" wrong.

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago

Yeah I’ll drink a beer with him

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freshbaked12 8 years ago

Why the fuck would I want to wake up with my crotch wet and Freddy Krueger standing over me?

shadow man 10 years ago

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! LIVING A HORROR MOVIE IS WORSE THAN FRICKIN JUSIN BEIBER BEING YOUR FRICKEN KID

MrDoobles 4 years ago

Freaking 12-year-olds. Calm down.

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Anthony 5 11 years ago

I don't want either of those

Meowmeow0 10 years ago

I like ur pic

Foxmaster88 9 years ago

I love Freddy. He"s my bae 🔪💜💜💜

thatdopopeboy 10 years ago

what is a wet dream

NessaD 8 years ago

It"s when you have a dream about sex and when you wake up there"s cum in your bed

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luis cedano 11 years ago

then i'll just call Jason!!

jkmc1205 10 years ago

Sorry, wrong comment

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Angel Lewis 13 years ago

Small price to pay

captin gnu 10 years ago

Just stab the bastard. He only has powers in dreams.

Fox22 11 years ago

An alredy burnes jew chasing me thats Hitler wet dream

LazyPayday 9 years ago

But Freddy Krueger only really is powerful in dreams, so can't I just ask the police to protect me.

OddaTheBoss 10 years ago

umm...

JesusChrist258 last year

那么弗莱迪将知道什么才是真正的恐怖

Tyree 11 years ago

I could send freedy to fnaf then watch him fail life and the game ha!

Triple_X 9 years ago

Freddy Krueger my bro I use him to rob candy stores and I let him borrow my sister’s nail polish....Don’t Ask

GalaxyAfton 6 years ago

I see no downside. A:Awesome dreams B:A new friend to introduce to the others who haunt me.

hereiamkillme01 11 years ago

I'd like to see him try.

shibasona 9 years ago

This is...more difficult than it should be.

The Nerdy Villager 11 years ago

Um.... Guns?

agentcardinam11 10 years ago

Make friends with Krueger. Promise him some wet dreams every onece in a while. No downside.

iamethantoo2 11 years ago

ill be so horny ill fuck fready's mom making him cry and i will haunt his dreams he wont haunt mine loophole

Cryinge 11 years ago

savage

Panifex 8 years ago

I hope I also have a way to clean up, otherwise there are multiple downsides

asdguy00 12 years ago

corina rose-this is the internet, real sex is out of question

Azurali 11 years ago

i'll shoot a load in his face

Kritzy 9 years ago

Who is that? And also, why wet?

JaviGonzalez 10 years ago

am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ... [Show full comment]

Katy-Cat 9 years ago

I hope he pays rent. I'll make his existence a living he'll if he doesn't,

9-11 11 years ago

I'll scream either way so now downside

SirSparky 5 years ago

Which has more range? His knives or my gun?

undeadFan 11 years ago

it doesn't say I cant befriend him plus I can kill him

superblockma 11 years ago

Never wake up

Smorsandchoco 7 years ago

Hmmm....what if i kill him since he will be killable in the real world...?

Pjofangirl 12 years ago

Me and him are killing buddies.Same Louise.

redstatic 8 years ago

freddy krugeger haunts peoples dreams though

Corina Rose 13 years ago

or i can just have real sex....

Masteredog360 10 years ago

Ewww wet dreams. Ewww Freddy Kruger. Lose lose situation

QueenOfPigs 11 years ago

Haunt but not harm?

BO0OMZ 10 years ago

He's only haunting you not killing

Evil_J last year

He and I'd get along fine

Agent_Pom_Pom 11 years ago

Since I'll have dreams FOREBVER I guess I'm not waking up, am I? If I'm not waking up, it's my own personal world that I control.

FryingPanda 9 years ago

Both negatives.

itzalfanagurl123 6 years ago

ya no

jintoya 11 years ago

im ok with this, hes a silly bitch, but id have someone to play chess against, also "you will have...dreams FOREVER" it dosent sound like im waking up.... furthermore, it sounds like i sleep as an immortal, i see no downside in this, because il never wake up.

a_luddy1 9 years ago

f bomb no hurting me

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