You sleep in an airplane, and wake up every morning because you are thrown out of the plane, with a 1% chance that your parachute wont open, and it can't be altered by your wishes
one of my wishes could be to not feel pain then the next day to be immortal so it doesnt affect the probability of the parachute opening but i survive scratch free
Narwhal086 years ago
It can't be altered by your wishes
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Chris Gorham12 years ago
I'd wish to be able to control the flow of gravity at will. Problem solved.
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Ada Asda12 years ago
Day 1 wish you can fly
Narwhal086 years ago
It can't be altered by your wishes
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Hella-Jeff8 years ago
who says the plane is in the air
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Lelsanic10 years ago
LOOPHOLE: Wish you landed on something soft.
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ChickenCheeseFry9 years ago
I wish for a disablement on the disablement to disable the airplane thing
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Aaron129987 years ago
Ability to fly cause why not fly up to the sun, so no sort of measuring apparatus can be used to see how much air your"e getting
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crazy werdo10 years ago
Just wish for a parachute!
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Ratee2 years ago
i mean, i was allready gonn wish for immortality, which would make me survived the fall
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Sceptiledude9 years ago
Um can't we wish to go back home on the ground and not die?
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Memes-make-dreams7 years ago
Plane made out of stone for all you Shell Silverstine fans
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Squid Kid10 years ago
"you are grantes"
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HyperSeymour9 years ago
No downside at all. I get my wishes granted, I get to be in an airplane, plus daily adrenaline and a chance to die.
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dadnaya10 years ago
Means after 100 days I will die
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loophole1910 years ago
Well they never said anything about having a soft pillow landing when u hit the ground.
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uncleltr9 years ago
I wish it could be altered by wishes...
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Blackout-Button4 years ago
Reality bending, can’t hit the ground if the very fabric of existence just shattered
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sergiuszek9 years ago
teleport out of the plane
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TacticalFinSolider9 years ago
Wish i wont
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Ben Boudreau12 years ago
You only said my parachute can't be altered by my wishes. What if I just wish airplanes never existed? Or what if I just wish myself immortal?
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Shototodoroki7 years ago
Wish for permission to wish your parachute will open just fine everytime
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AmyWilliams9 years ago
50% of people would die in 100 days at the most.
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EmperorBillybobTheThirteenthEBBTT8 years ago
i see no down side to this
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Hydra10 years ago
I would wish that I could not be harmed by the fall, that the airplane is very small and only a few feet from the ground and that I land in my bed in the same place every morning inside my huge mansion protected from the elements. The second one gets wished first.
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RohitPai7 years ago
On the first day, I'll just wish that I will be uninjured if the parachute doesn't open
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NinjaDragonKid10 years ago
Day 1: wish to wake up in your bed everyday.
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sonicj018 years ago
it doesnt say it changes that you sleep on an aeroplane and wtf is an airplane it only says it changes that the parachute has a 1 percent chance to fail so i make it so i dont sleep in an aeroplane but i still have a 1 percent chance for my parachute to fail whenever i use one
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spasticVocalist10 years ago
Warning: Bigot below
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Visa9510 months ago
Wish that you would sleep in a bed and don’t have to skydive to the ground
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Bugbird119 years ago
Is wish not to get thrown out of a plan every FUCKING MORNING
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wrathstar9 years ago
i got wings bcuz o mah wish
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Lil Capped11 years ago
yolo right? Presed.
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crimsoncookie3 years ago
can i just wish for the parachute to still save me when it doesnt open?
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