You sleep in an airplane, and wake up every morning because you are thrown out of the plane, with a 1% chance that your parachute wont open, and it can't be altered by your wishes
one of my wishes could be to not feel pain then the next day to be immortal so it doesnt affect the probability of the parachute opening but i survive scratch free
IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace8 months ago
Actually, CIP (the disorder you're describing where you can't feel pain) makes it so that you still get hurt, but you can't feel it. It's really dangerous and most patients don't live past their teen years, as it's uncureable! You won't be scratch-free, you'll feel scratch-free
I'd wish to be able to control the flow of gravity at will. Problem solved.
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Ada Asda13 years ago
Day 1 wish you can fly
Narwhal087 years ago
It can't be altered by your wishes
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Warriordc1_Plays | Dakito-kun™10 years ago
First wish for wings, second wish for this to be able to be altered by your wishes, and then wish for it to not happen ;D
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Luis Martinez13 years ago
i can just wish for something soft to land on....
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Bakaa6 years ago
I wish to never be thrown out of a plane
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sonicj0111 years ago
what is an airplane?
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Your Parents11 years ago
I would wish to be out of the plane safely with all of my wishes.
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SiebenPhi8 years ago
Wish for and sleep in hover boots
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Just Here For The Comments11 years ago
Wish no.1 not have to wait for another wish. Wish no.2 There is no downside to this question... That better
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Con9 years ago
Biplane on the ground above safety mats
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Zeke_zf711 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
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MagicRainbow Kitties10 years ago
So I can live in a grounded airplane that tells me to get off my ass and do shit? AND I get free wishes? HELL YEAH I'MA PRESS THAT BUTTON!!
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EnderSJR11 years ago
I'll just wish that every time I fall out of the plane there will be a huge trampoline under me....or I'll just have wings
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Dodatstupid10 years ago
Uhhh fun
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Addsey12 years ago
So nothing can be changed to make your situation better (ie grow wings ect) so in theroy within the first 100 days your parishute will fail and you will die
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NordPatoch2 years ago
They don't say the plain is in the air tho...
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D-Man11 years ago
Doesn't mean I will die with the parachute malfunctioning.... Also what if I'm 5 feet off the ground when I'm pushed off?
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bellabong1289 years ago
I would wish that I am immortal and also that I have super powers I can fly so I wouldn’t need a parachute
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Cipher110 years ago
I have at most 100 days to enjoy this.
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Sierra M. Tanner13 years ago
I think the people who come up with these things are clearly not sober
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Sussy_balls5 years ago
Grammar
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ILIKEPOOP216911 years ago
wish to be immortal
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belle299 years ago
"you are grantes a wish" ...???
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Panty P11 years ago
don't take fall damage. gg
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HectorSoteloSesmero7 years ago
I will wish that in this question it Don't put 1℅, it will put 0℅
Narwhal087 years ago
It can't be altered by your wishes
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BrianGriffen11 years ago
Wish no fall damage on first day
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HoloAnimator11 years ago
Wish to be invunrable.. so if i fall all is fine
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Jereth10 years ago
First days wish . i cant die from falling from aplane or landing
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DaintyAppleBottom11 years ago
Wouldn't be able to wake up next to your loved one, but maybe your wish can change that, and being thrown out. So who cares if it can't affect this parachute?
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SiamesePhoenix12 months ago
I wish for invincibility
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Nina Fontana13 years ago
what the fuck ?
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AmazingDragons8 years ago
Wish to get rid of all airplanes in the world. Then after that grant any wish you want
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