Will You Press The Button?

Lissfirefly 10 years ago

"You are grantes a wish every day." Grantes.

The Howling Wolf 9 years ago

We all make midtaked

Auralluz 4 years ago

"what is your wish?" "make it 50%"

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 7 months ago

it says that can't be altered

NHLic 9 years ago

Just sleep in airplane-shaped bed.

3789825033 2 years ago

绝了

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Mike Lively Jr. 13 years ago

Where does it say the plane actually has to be in the air? I'll just disable the engine. Loopholes FTW.

AnEht 3 years ago

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PvProHD 9 years ago

Who said you actually HAVE to sleep! Just dont and youll be fine

Koradio 2 years ago

wish that you never need sleep

Kittyduckcheese 10 years ago

So like you just die after 100 days on average?

_-Gaby-_ 10 years ago

I wish to be inmortal

Narwhal08 7 years ago

It can't be altered by your wishes

Jjglenn 10 years ago

First day wake up throw off parachute "I wish i was a dragon" flys off and steals sheep

Narwhal08 7 years ago

It can't be altered by your wishes

AlexBalan 9 years ago

Ehhh The life is just a bet game sooooooooooooooo why notttttt

Ricardo Tricky Montelongo 13 years ago

I'd wish for the power to fly.....

Narwhal08 7 years ago

It can't be altered by your wishes

TadpoleJackson 9 years ago

I wish I can fly.

Narwhal08 7 years ago

It can't be altered by your wishes

Cookieface332 9 years ago

That spelling mistake though XD XD

Stratford Manning 13 years ago

Simply wish you cannot be injured or killed until you say the words"Flaming hippocampus in pizza cheese"

Narwhal08 7 years ago

It can't be altered by your wishes

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YokaiGab 9 years ago

What!!?????????

B3Z3RK 10 years ago

I'd wish that I didn't have to sleep in the plane

Homieman2015 10 years ago

It said that part can't be altered

Josiah D. Pierson 13 years ago

So with my first wish, I will gain the ability to defy gravity. Then falling is of no consequence.

Narwhal08 7 years ago

It can't be altered by your wishes

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Ocean Sparks 13 years ago

I was just going to cover the world with trampolines for one of my wishes...

Narwhal08 7 years ago

It can't be altered by your wishes

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Stephan Barger 13 years ago

one of my wishes could be to not feel pain then the next day to be immortal so it doesnt affect the probability of the parachute opening but i survive scratch free

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 7 months ago

Actually, CIP (the disorder you're describing where you can't feel pain) makes it so that you still get hurt, but you can't feel it. It's really dangerous and most patients don't live past their teen years, as it's uncureable! You won't be scratch-free, you'll feel scratch-free

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Chris Gorham 13 years ago

I'd wish to be able to control the flow of gravity at will. Problem solved.

Ada Asda 13 years ago

Day 1 wish you can fly

Narwhal08 7 years ago

It can't be altered by your wishes

RohitPai 8 years ago

On the first day, I'll just wish that I will be uninjured if the parachute doesn't open

NinjaDragonKid 11 years ago

Day 1: wish to wake up in your bed everyday.

sonicj01 10 years ago

it doesnt say it changes that you sleep on an aeroplane and wtf is an airplane it only says it changes that the parachute has a 1 percent chance to fail so i make it so i dont sleep in an aeroplane but i still have a 1 percent chance for my parachute to fail whenever i use one

spasticVocalist 11 years ago

Warning: Bigot below

Visa95 2 years ago

Wish that you would sleep in a bed and don’t have to skydive to the ground

Bugbird11 10 years ago

Is wish not to get thrown out of a plan every FUCKING MORNING

wrathstar 10 years ago

i got wings bcuz o mah wish

Lil Capped 12 years ago

yolo right? Presed.

crimsoncookie 5 years ago

can i just wish for the parachute to still save me when it doesnt open?

Alivepool 11 years ago

I will wish for a big squishy thing for my landing, if my parachute doesn't work.

Bossnes4Unknown 9 years ago

I wish I don't require sleep. I wish for another parachute whenever one breaks. I wish for the plane to be bolted to the ground. You got a couple holes there buddy. Loopholes.

lirosh 11 years ago

this is just all over the place

mrcheese 6 years ago

oh um. I wish my air plane was a foot in the air

The king apple 11 years ago

Lmafo

Theholymemes 9 years ago

Grantes......... NICE FUCKING GRAMMAR SHIT 9 YEAR OLD

ranboomba 4 years ago

Dude S and D are right beside each other people make mistakes

Aaron8828 11 years ago

i wish theres no gravity, duhh

ChuchiMaster 3 years ago

Every single star in the universe explodes.

Blaze111 10 years ago

I just wish that I can't die and I can't feel pain it won't alter the downside

InLoveWithPapyton 9 years ago

It"s a one percent chance, people. ONE PERCENT.

L1K3APRO 11 years ago

i will wish i could teleportðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚

1ce 5 months ago

granted*

Birdsie 10 years ago

Wish to fly.

They never told if the plane is flying, or just on the ground parked.

Lzke 8 years ago

For my first wish I wosh to be invulnerable to high falls...

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theguytho 2 years ago

“What’s your wish?” “Make floor bouncy”

pataljoe 10 years ago

Ill wish I could fly. Boom, no worries about the parachute

DesertEagle 9 years ago

“Grantes”

Ghopher1 11 years ago

You are Grantes a wish...... GRANTES WTF

Dramanurse 10 years ago

I would wish I could fly. There I didn't alter the parachute! bam loophole!

GeneraldX 12 years ago

that has a loop hole, wait to use the wish for that day, and when that 1% comes, wish for it to open, RIGHT after. if that one percent doesnt come, tada, you have a wish. (or you know, you can wish in one day, that you have a zero chance of it not opening...)

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