Will You Press The Button?

ZergurVorghiz3 years ago

me, a suicidal person that likes astronomy: *presses button and immediately starts spamming the triggers*

AF7 years ago

Let"s talk science. A black hole is created when a star collapses into itself. The closest star to earth is the sun. If the black hole isn't created by the sun, we"re good. If it"s created by the sun, we"re doomrd, because we'll die. But, the collapse of a...[Show full comment]

Magia3 years ago

Photosynthesis.

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IanIs2cool4skool9 years ago

I didn't even read the "downside" before hitting yes.

The POOP master9 years ago

Hope the portals have alcohol in them

Alexover90004 years ago

what size is the black hole, it never specified because if its a teeny tiiiny black hole then its gonna evaporate fast but it will explode and create a blast stronger than hundreds of atomic bombs

thebuttonman74 years ago

heh, *infinite loop of pain to the portal gun* 1 portal up, another one down, right on top of each other, then YEET the portal gun into the portals

Coral_Bleaching4 years ago

You guys don't get how small black holes are and how big the galaxy is. You could fire the gun every second for a billion years and astronomers would barely notice a difference.

SigurdCiaran4 years ago

the likely hood of that being anywhere near us is low enough.

SwiftScouter5 years ago

What if I just ask someone else to fire it?

GremlinsWrath8 years ago

Find the black holes and shoot portals into them, See what happens.

Joe19967 years ago

My guess is a really big explosion but it would get sucked into the portal. So not your problem, go for it if you ever get the chance

Dierightnow6 years ago

I dont even care about the black hole thing, just give me a portal gun

Despite696 years ago

Oof

WafaIrdina7 years ago

ITS 50 50 PEOPLE!!

Alec Brimer12 years ago

Its isn't specific on what settings there are as far as i know with one shot i could send everyone with an I.Q. bellow 125 into some realm of stupidity and the portal stay there to suck any future idiots and call it Canada, then make another portal that wi...[Show full comment]

Complexfred152 years ago

Are you ok? I don’t think that’s how it works

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Darrien Colon12 years ago

I...I have to say no. Once I start shooting the gun, I may never stop til it's too late...

Andrew Wilson12 years ago

Well, the gravitational pull of a black hole's strength is only relative to its mass, so it doesn't become just a goddamn hoover in space. I'm okay with this.

Michelle Medina12 years ago

A risk I'm willing to take

Price5117 years ago

Actually, now that I think about it, scientists actually create mini black holes that don't have enough time to suck anything in. Maybe that would work?

Tehepixpro9 years ago

Ummm... Black hole somewhere in the universe? Well... where in our galaxy? Near earth or somewhere else? ( What happens when blsck holes collide? Just gets bigger

bungus24 months ago

space is extremely big so there's an incredibly tiny chance the black hole does something at all

heyeveryone9 years ago

Cool, I always wanted to see what is it like inside a blackhole

ImpossibleZ9 years ago

Fly to different galaxy press button profit!!!!

GreninjaGames4 years ago

still get a fuckin portal gun

hereiamkillme019 years ago

What if the black hole is huge and spawns I the center of earth?

AnzJaffa8 years ago

I dont think people really know how big our galaxy actually is, it also doesnt say how big the black holes are

Thedirptank5 years ago

Sounds like an episode of the history channel at midnight 😂

greasemonkey32310 years ago

nah m8

TurtleShroom8 years ago

The Milky Way is a hundred million light years across. The earth is in no danger.

Trolerp9 years ago

Black hole suck up earth tanx to this ass

Superstar579 years ago

Send earth to the alternate universe that black holes can't exist

Svenskadentz9 years ago

I don't really give a flying f*ck about the black holes! It's a F*CKING PORTAL GUN!!!

AngelMan7 years ago

50\50! Wow

Matthew Hynes12 years ago

The chances of it appearing anywhere near Earth are astronomically low.

Cum692 years ago

That happens anyway lol

Butterteam59 years ago

So give me the gun

Sonofagun7 years ago

it doesn't say you cant choose where the black hole is

creeperxplder9 years ago

No way. 1 Black whole will eventually swollow our whole galaxy. 1 by one, planets disappear.

caliblob9 years ago

you could try to portal the black hole

Shadowmhaoc4 years ago

igot a vampire one and it had the word sex tho

Bobbu Button10 years ago

It says *our galaxy* so assuming you are from this galaxy I am currently in I won't be effected as I am from the galaxy of buttons.

[email protected]9 years ago

I would want a portal gun but not if there is a black hole

PacMan9 years ago

Quazar*

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Dis-random-dude6 years ago

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Daria MichaÅ‚owska12 years ago

Knowing my luck, the very first black hole that would spawn would be the one to end my life. I'll pass.

CraftyPugManGamer8 years ago

That would be fun, but risky. So no thanks

drkookoo9 years ago

the galaxy is very big

Vicamu7 years ago

They took there jobs

thatdudedotcom9 years ago

yo galaxies are that big that u wont even notice something change. unless they appear in front of earth but that's pretty low chance that it will happen

Jack_black29 days ago

The cake is a trap

Phantom18 years ago

I see no downside

Whats up nice balls no homo btw9 years ago

Go to mars i one second

BranHam9 years ago

Oh I don't like portal guns

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