You can easily do crazy parkour (running on walls, backfilps, front flips, etc.) wherever you want, whenever you want. You are also the best at it in the world and have millions of fans and you're super rich.
but
Until the day you die, you will feel like there is a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your throat. You cannot do anything to fix this.
I will not


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Jesus-Christ 2 years ago
parkour civilization

Master_chief_at_random_starbucks 8 months ago
Chicken or beef?
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FormalEnderman10 last year
I am in Minecraft. Therefore, I can install a really cool parkour mod. All without the cost of a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of my throat.

clormodtehtoad 4 months ago
wait, you might be the goat

lifehacker420 9 years ago
Can it be a really really really really really tiny popcorn kernel?

FN 3 years ago
Brilliant
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KittenLover_7 3 years ago
Hypnotism

Jackalopebob 2 years ago
Ooooo that's realy smart!

235x0 3 years ago
If i lose the Fame then yes because i can walk , jump , run .ect on Any fluid.

Niggakiller last year
a coustic

Lilliana3613 5 years ago
I talk to myself

Lilliana3613 5 years ago
Same

joebamayeet 6 years ago
id get used to it

scratchTM 6 years ago
???
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ooppsssssss 5 years ago
Guys there isn't actually a popcorn kernel, it just feels like there is.

loopholefinder6372 last year
I already have a slave genie who gives me infinite wishes so like jst wish the downside to be opposite

MildlyBurntBread 3 years ago
I'd enjoy that feeling

Scarletrose last year
Super rich would've done it. I'll tune it out.

Phongmc2005 10 months ago
I would press it because I want to change my life starting from zero: • Currently poor, stuck in a boring job, with no special skills. Pressing the button → instant wealth, fame, financial freedom, and traveling the world to perform. Many people are willi... [Show full comment]

Whyareyoureadingmyname.. 3 years ago
So, it doesn't say how small it has to be, so I would make it as microscopic a atom, so I don't even feel it. 🤷‍♂️

clormodtehtoad 4 months ago
" YOU WILL FEEL like there is a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your throat"

Chiller 6 years ago
Popcorn kernel will drop from your back while your parkouring, don't worry

Niggakiller last year
😢so beautiful

RalseiPlush 8 months ago
I already have that side effect!

RalseiPlush 8 months ago
I don't need two.

Take_A_Single_6 last year
I can use my ability to help people.

huaichen 3 years ago
This means: "Only when you die is very painful." You can persist or not, but in the end, you have to die.

chaoticfox 2 months ago
Alright then we can have like, a subatomic popcorn kernel

404_name_not_found_ 2 years ago
just wait till the one person goes insane and goes on a killing spree

404_name_not_found_ 2 years ago
sorry wrong question

insertrandomnameXD 5 years ago
here where i live there is nowhere to parkour well and i dont even like to go out

Gamerswag87 3 years ago
guys what if my doctor said i have 30 days to live, should i press this button?

alpharad_gold 3 years ago
That would be pretty epic! Minecraft the way home!
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