Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark5 months ago

Thats so y ou're a good that's exactly y Thats Thats so evil and twisted and dark

altrivelast year

no pee?

Cupcake Gal9 years ago

that means no more periods! yay!

XD23332 months ago

@Gregottorry no one want to have kids you idiot

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Zacary10 years ago

time travel AND unprotected sex with no children IM IN

Fishtank-Productions7 years ago

@luna13 Just jump to a timeline where STDs don’t exist

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Harambeforlyfe9 years ago

Dad:son.... my reproductive organs have never worked.... Son: what does that mean??? Dad: YOUR MUHFUKIN ADOPTED BIATCH

TurtleShroom8 years ago

*SLAMS BUTTON* - I am going to die a celibate virgin anyway!

Rebekah Carroll12 years ago

*Asexuals laughing in the background*

TCR_2 years ago

*Aroace laughter*

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AssHar8 years ago

So... what happens when I need to take a piss? Does my dick blow up because it can't be used? Wtf???

Arachne9283738last month

Your penis just falls off.

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KawaiiUnitato8 years ago

No periods, no pain of giving birth. Downside??? also, that just means you'll be asexual oh well

Teqh Zem9 years ago

What would I do with my bottle of lotion???

Sum3Dud37 years ago

So basically The Doctor.

Bountyhunter32336 years ago

No you"re not!

TrinityPadill198710 years ago

Doctor who

Timelypat8 years ago

Yeah, no...

Andy29 years ago

It means we can't have sex or have children, no thanks.

Guest:PEN159 years ago

You can have sex but you can't have kids

DeadCobra9 years ago

No sex fuck no

Nolan10 years ago

Okay have a family, then jump through the timelines with your family.

werty10 years ago

Skrew dat stuff! I CAN FUCKING SKIP TIMELINES!

T3R3Z1_PYROP37 years ago

*Asexual females laughing in the distance about no periods*

Gracicorn157 years ago

1. Sans! 2. Adopt. 3. I'm asexual!

_Asexual_dragon_child_8 years ago

Asexual life🤙

panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots9 years ago

*distant laughing of asexuals* hahahaha

Cassie Misner12 years ago

I don't see the downside...

Cringe_weeb3 years ago

Yeah exactly just pee with ur ass till u die I guess cuz that"s a thing

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Dr_P00PYlast year

A worthy sacrifice

Hexagon010 years ago

Timetravel wins

lexi-the-homosexual-dragonborn8 years ago

No periods 😏

midnightiscool959 years ago

No!!!

T.F.G9 years ago

Woah I became Sans

bettingonu4 years ago

well, i hate kids, so its fine

SwagMaster2Swag4U10 years ago

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99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One10 years ago

I'm too ugly to repopulate anyways. God said "wtf is this talking giant rat hell no" and told the pop to burn any of my babies in a holy fire, doused out with the purest of deer tears after a ritual sacrifice including a virgin and a tiger. Why I wrote this? I have no idea.

Mayannaise7 years ago

Whatever, I don't want a child anyway.

Swisses11 years ago

Fuck dem kids lol

bitches be cray9 years ago

IM TELEPORTING TO THE UNDERLUST TIMELINE FITE ME FUCKERS

Duhboi7 years ago

...TOO MUCH INFO BOI

Anna.r.royal1239 years ago

*13 year old boys start laughing*

Muffin Cake10 years ago

Uh I don't think I'd even want toðŸ˜•

jc0284429 years ago

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Comment Police9 years ago

Lol u r desperate...

SmugRock2 years ago

I’m a forever virgin anyway, it’s just my prophecy. Now I get time travel? Sick

MUTHAFUGGA 10 years ago

GENTLEMEN

Noxx8 years ago

Well if i still get a boner and is able to ejaculate but it"s sterile then it"s still technically unusable and i could make pie with whoever i wan't without getting them pregnant. That"s fine by me

Befiker6 years ago

"I see this as an absolute win"

LiteralBomb10 years ago

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