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you can skip through timelines
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you cannot ever use your reproductive organs
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark5 months ago
Thats so y ou're a good that's exactly y Thats Thats so evil and twisted and dark

altrivelast year
no pee?

Cupcake Gal9 years ago
that means no more periods! yay!

XD23332 months ago
@Gregottorry no one want to have kids you idiot
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Zacary10 years ago
time travel AND unprotected sex with no children IM IN

Fishtank-Productions7 years ago
@luna13 Just jump to a timeline where STDs don’t exist
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Harambeforlyfe9 years ago
Dad:son.... my reproductive organs have never worked.... Son: what does that mean??? Dad: YOUR MUHFUKIN ADOPTED BIATCH

TurtleShroom8 years ago
*SLAMS BUTTON* - I am going to die a celibate virgin anyway!

Rebekah Carroll12 years ago
*Asexuals laughing in the background*

TCR_2 years ago
*Aroace laughter*
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AssHar8 years ago
So... what happens when I need to take a piss? Does my dick blow up because it can't be used? Wtf???

Arachne9283738last month
Your penis just falls off.
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KawaiiUnitato8 years ago
No periods, no pain of giving birth. Downside??? also, that just means you'll be asexual oh well

Teqh Zem9 years ago
What would I do with my bottle of lotion???

Sum3Dud37 years ago
So basically The Doctor.

Bountyhunter32336 years ago
No you"re not!

TrinityPadill198710 years ago
Doctor who

Timelypat8 years ago
Yeah, no...

Andy29 years ago
It means we can't have sex or have children, no thanks.

Guest:PEN159 years ago
You can have sex but you can't have kids

DeadCobra9 years ago
No sex fuck no

Nolan10 years ago
Okay have a family, then jump through the timelines with your family.

werty10 years ago
Skrew dat stuff! I CAN FUCKING SKIP TIMELINES!

T3R3Z1_PYROP37 years ago
*Asexual females laughing in the distance about no periods*

Gracicorn157 years ago
1. Sans! 2. Adopt. 3. I'm asexual!

_Asexual_dragon_child_8 years ago
Asexual life🤙

panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots9 years ago
*distant laughing of asexuals* hahahaha

Cassie Misner12 years ago
I don't see the downside...

Cringe_weeb3 years ago
Yeah exactly just pee with ur ass till u die I guess cuz that"s a thing
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Dr_P00PYlast year
A worthy sacrifice

Hexagon010 years ago
Timetravel wins

lexi-the-homosexual-dragonborn8 years ago
No periods 😏

midnightiscool959 years ago
No!!!

T.F.G9 years ago
Woah I became Sans

bettingonu4 years ago
well, i hate kids, so its fine

SwagMaster2Swag4U10 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One10 years ago
I'm too ugly to repopulate anyways. God said "wtf is this talking giant rat hell no" and told the pop to burn any of my babies in a holy fire, doused out with the purest of deer tears after a ritual sacrifice including a virgin and a tiger. Why I wrote this? I have no idea.

Mayannaise7 years ago
Whatever, I don't want a child anyway.

Swisses11 years ago
Fuck dem kids lol

bitches be cray9 years ago
IM TELEPORTING TO THE UNDERLUST TIMELINE FITE ME FUCKERS

Duhboi7 years ago
...TOO MUCH INFO BOI

Anna.r.royal1239 years ago
*13 year old boys start laughing*

Muffin Cake10 years ago
Uh I don't think I'd even want to😕

jc0284429 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Comment Police9 years ago
Lol u r desperate...

SmugRock2 years ago
I’m a forever virgin anyway, it’s just my prophecy. Now I get time travel? Sick

MUTHAFUGGA 10 years ago
GENTLEMEN

Noxx8 years ago
Well if i still get a boner and is able to ejaculate but it"s sterile then it"s still technically unusable and i could make pie with whoever i wan't without getting them pregnant. That"s fine by me

Befiker6 years ago
"I see this as an absolute win"

LiteralBomb10 years ago
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE...[Show full comment]

EmilyAngstadt9 years ago
I wanted to adopt anyway

[email protected]9 years ago
Lol I hate this game so much it sucks!!!! People how do you play this game???

Moneyforlife8 years ago
Ok communist

Scarlet The Fox9 years ago
http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/359650

seanng2110 years ago
so you cant have sex or have kids if its kid then whats the downside :D

FrankReiseTur7 years ago
i can fuk all i want? i can't get a women pregnant

Asesinar12 months ago
Gay laughter

Vikingwalrus10 years ago
I could just adopt.

Craftingkiki8 years ago
Sure. As a gay person, I wasn't planning on it

Baughg18 years ago
So kinda like frisk the genderless child
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