39425 (43%) 51758 (57%)
39425 (43%) people have pressed this button, while 51758 (57%) did not.
You become the ultimate, and luckiest, space marine.
but
You are raised in an abusive military facility with the most painful training in history and your body is modified greatly.
Next

julky117 10 years ago
For those who think it's a Warhammer 40k reference...it's definitely from Halo. Master Chief was kindapped at age 6 and underwent very difficult training until his teens when he was augmented. He can definitely be called the ultimate space marine and Cortana chose him because he's lucky.

LOLLoopholes 8 years ago
He is not a space marine.
Load more replies

Maharid 3 years ago
You understand that the drawback go against the pro, tight?

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Space marine huh? I don't think a portal to hell on mars (where i"d be) would make my lucky

fkaju 3 years ago
Dude, your avatar is too handsome

DoctorFails 9 years ago
Spartan II Master Cheif Petty Officer John 117 was abducted by the United Nations Space Command when he was six to be a super soilder. Trained under CPO Franklin Mendez who was arguably the most intense Drill Sergeant ever. And his body was augmented in ex... [Show full comment]

DoctorFails 9 years ago
This is all information from the halo books btw in case anyone wanted to know
Load more replies

Ben Frehr 13 years ago
I'm not the only one that sees the halo reference right?

Ewwww_urmother 4 years ago
i would like but 69 likes
Load more replies

SwordsmanKirito 11 years ago
So. Basically a SPARTAN.

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago
40K. "Space Marine". Also, Space Marines undergo far worse procedures than Spartans and are far cooler and stronger.

GodDammitBilly 11 years ago
Ooo warhamer reference I've actually got a few spacemarines myself

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago
Yeah they are.
Load more replies

wildskinny 11 years ago
For TIBER SEPTIM.

Richard Ford 13 years ago
its a Warhammer 40k reference.

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago
40K. "Space Marine". Also, Space Marines undergo far worse procedures than Spartans and are far cooler and stronger.
Load more replies

HarryBillyBobGeorge 12 years ago
Does this come with a hot clone of your mom living inside your head?

Aktimoose 9 years ago
That"s not very lucky.

dragonrider2892 11 years ago
you are lucky so no pain lol

Zacattac 10 years ago
WOOO IM MASTER CHIEF!!! except better because ill know what happens because ill hopefully remember the games

RageMaster|YT 11 years ago
um no downside just like any other military training camp

Whyareyoureadingmyname.. 2 years ago
I'll be able to kill goners, so that's a plus side

Мартин Петков 13 years ago
Hmm i was thinking of mass effect reference

trollmaster 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago
Sounds like nebula to me...

Ragingfurno 9 years ago
Halo

Nancok 11 years ago
Im happy as i am thank you

ryanthek1d2 11 years ago
COUGHhaloCOUGH

xenoterra 11 years ago
I have a whole set of the buggers (2,047) to be exact

Angel Lewis 13 years ago
Hold the fuck up. You're telling me I would become the master chief? *slams hand down on button*

Lebron_lillard 5 years ago
Doom reference

Loophole man 10 years ago
Break out like deadpool

Supersmashgamer 11 years ago
That was easy to answer if u don't @gree I will send cdi mario and link to live with u :) *someone dis@grees* YOU SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THAT NOW UR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL MLG

Dbenjamin85 11 years ago
Sounds like Halo to me....

MacTodayy 8 years ago
Master Chief

phantasia 12 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Matt_sicle 11 years ago
not worth it

Ctr48033 10 years ago
Sounds like the JROTC and arrow had a kid with NASA as a side chick

prettygirlygamer 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Xx_aphextwinandjerkingoff_xX last year
marteau de guerre quarante mille

DEsmond_5412 11 years ago
No matter what happens to you, or what actions you choose to take you know, 100%, that you WILL become a heroic space marine. You will not die or become crippled or meet any terrible fate before this. You can relax in your torturous training, secure in the... [Show full comment]

MintybuttTheGalaxyWizard 7 years ago
For the Emperor! Huzzah

Vikingwalrus 10 years ago
I get to be the Master Chief, SIGN ME UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mattie Gamer 11 years ago
My life rn no change

Ugandaknuckles 9 years ago
I don't know what to say

the deadpoolest girl 11 years ago
already happend

Spiderp 10 years ago
So it"s either a Warhammer 40k reference; or a Halo reference. Either way, not a universe I"d want to live in.

Praise It 11 years ago
win - win

Richard Pham 13 years ago
So basically I'm just becoming a UNSC spartan equivalent to master chief

GriffinNuggets 11 years ago
MASTER CHIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amongus_ur_mom 4 years ago
absolutly now

Alzoran 8 years ago
After I'm done with this training, it"s off to Adventure!

FIRESAC 11 years ago
I cant see the bad side.

Bilbo_Baggins 11 years ago
Master chief basically... FRICKIN AWESOME!!!

Medium914 11 years ago
halo reference much

AttackOnFrenchToast 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq 9 years ago
Too lazy to go through this shit. I normally sit around all day and draw. If I'm not doing that, then I'm making an incestful shipping-c O U G H

HaliBradley 9 years ago
Same
Load more comments