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You become the ultimate, and luckiest, space marine.
but
You are raised in an abusive military facility with the most painful training in history and your body is modified greatly.
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julky117 10 years ago
For those who think it's a Warhammer 40k reference...it's definitely from Halo. Master Chief was kindapped at age 6 and underwent very difficult training until his teens when he was augmented. He can definitely be called the ultimate space marine and Cortana chose him because he's lucky.

LOLLoopholes 8 years ago
He is not a space marine.
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Maharid 3 years ago
You understand that the drawback go against the pro, tight?

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Space marine huh? I don't think a portal to hell on mars (where i"d be) would make my lucky

fkaju 3 years ago
Dude, your avatar is too handsome

DoctorFails 9 years ago
Spartan II Master Cheif Petty Officer John 117 was abducted by the United Nations Space Command when he was six to be a super soilder. Trained under CPO Franklin Mendez who was arguably the most intense Drill Sergeant ever. And his body was augmented in ex... [Show full comment]

DoctorFails 9 years ago
This is all information from the halo books btw in case anyone wanted to know
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Ben Frehr 13 years ago
I'm not the only one that sees the halo reference right?

Ewwww_urmother 4 years ago
i would like but 69 likes
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SwordsmanKirito 11 years ago
So. Basically a SPARTAN.

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago
40K. "Space Marine". Also, Space Marines undergo far worse procedures than Spartans and are far cooler and stronger.

GodDammitBilly 11 years ago
Ooo warhamer reference I've actually got a few spacemarines myself

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago
Yeah they are.
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wildskinny 11 years ago
For TIBER SEPTIM.

Richard Ford 13 years ago
its a Warhammer 40k reference.

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago
40K. "Space Marine". Also, Space Marines undergo far worse procedures than Spartans and are far cooler and stronger.
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GriffinNuggets 11 years ago
MASTER CHIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amongus_ur_mom 4 years ago
absolutly now

Bilbo_Baggins 11 years ago
Master chief basically... FRICKIN AWESOME!!!

Alzoran 8 years ago
After I'm done with this training, it"s off to Adventure!

FIRESAC 11 years ago
I cant see the bad side.

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq 9 years ago
Too lazy to go through this shit. I normally sit around all day and draw. If I'm not doing that, then I'm making an incestful shipping-c O U G H

HaliBradley 9 years ago
Same

Medium914 11 years ago
halo reference much

AttackOnFrenchToast 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Mae Hagai 11 years ago
Jak and Daxter, baby!

Natasha Cherryblossom 13 years ago
The punchline is machismo?

Hell bent 10 years ago
Plug in your phone and listen to music from that

MintybuttTheGalaxyWizard 7 years ago
Huzzah, for the Emperor!

Sub-Zero3421 10 years ago
NO. NO NO NO. HELL NO. NO!

darkessbard7773 11 years ago
halo refrence here

MateNovak 11 years ago
40k reference

Coolguy101ofawe 11 years ago
Halo!!!! I'm gonna be a marine, the the MC 2

*beast* 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

210727Frake 9 years ago
Nah...

Harri3111 12 years ago
Master Cheif :3

Knucklesfan 10 years ago
I get plot armour? Well sign me in.

Bullom 10 years ago
So in short you enter the Warhammer40k universe and go through the NORMAL training programm but turn out insanely powerfull. Ok.

ThatTacoDude 11 years ago
No downside

JaCkIsSoMeFiSh! 11 years ago
ouch, BUT AWESOME

JuanAricapa 8 years ago
Why would i want to become a tortured killer that cant turn his torso, see his feet, or lok behind him with that impractical as hell armor, the luckiest i can get is fitting through a door

Lost-H3RO 11 years ago
So pretty much we get trained like captain america

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
No.... you don't know anything about captain america. And i only watched 1 movie and read 2 comics.

HaliBradley 9 years ago
No.I hate exercising. ..I HATE ITTT

AWESOMENESS2404 11 years ago
no wheres the upside

Mysticalrock5000 11 years ago
At least my body will be amazing

SuperProGamer 11 years ago
I'm luckiest soooo..... WORTH IT!

Josh Rios 13 years ago
Do it to stop the Covenant.

AquaGearGaming 10 years ago
Yeah this is a halo reference

Peginop02 6 years ago
Well u didnt say i experience it, sooooooo ima press it.

gahmora 10 years ago
Be a Sc2 space marine wohooo.

RadiatedDragon 11 years ago
Fucking halo hell yes to that

asik_masik 11 years ago
Harry potter reference no?

SirFuchsigus 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

BudgingTurtle74 8 years ago
So I become master chief but not master chief

EDMisMyLife 12 years ago
I'll stick with the painless option, thanks.

ChaosHuntsman 10 years ago
Stop stealing Master Chief"s plot points!

TeamKobus2 9 years ago
Or doom"s. They"re littarly called: soace marines

Gencarlo montane 11 years ago
Yep I see it

the derpic crusadeer 10 years ago
wait.....if im lucky, id be able to escape.......PLOTHOLES EVERYWHERE!

Drakk 11 years ago
Space marines are dumb. There I said it.
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