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You become the ultimate, and luckiest, space marine.
but
You are raised in an abusive military facility with the most painful training in history and your body is modified greatly.
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Maharid2 years ago
You understand that the drawback go against the pro, tight?

julky1179 years ago
For those who think it's a Warhammer 40k reference...it's definitely from Halo. Master Chief was kindapped at age 6 and underwent very difficult training until his teens when he was augmented. He can definitely be called the ultimate space marine and Cortana chose him because he's lucky.

LOLLoopholes7 years ago
He is not a space marine.
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TeamKobus28 years ago
Space marine huh? I don't think a portal to hell on mars (where i"d be) would make my lucky

fkaju2 years ago
Dude, your avatar is too handsome

DoctorFails8 years ago
Spartan II Master Cheif Petty Officer John 117 was abducted by the United Nations Space Command when he was six to be a super soilder. Trained under CPO Franklin Mendez who was arguably the most intense Drill Sergeant ever. And his body was augmented in ex...[Show full comment]

DoctorFails8 years ago
This is all information from the halo books btw in case anyone wanted to know
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SwordsmanKirito9 years ago
So. Basically a SPARTAN.

LOLLoopholes8 years ago
40K. "Space Marine". Also, Space Marines undergo far worse procedures than Spartans and are far cooler and stronger.

GodDammitBilly10 years ago
Ooo warhamer reference I've actually got a few spacemarines myself

LOLLoopholes7 years ago
Yeah they are.
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Ben Frehr12 years ago
I'm not the only one that sees the halo reference right?

Ewwww_urmother3 years ago
i would like but 69 likes
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wildskinny9 years ago
For TIBER SEPTIM.

Richard Ford12 years ago
its a Warhammer 40k reference.

LOLLoopholes8 years ago
40K. "Space Marine". Also, Space Marines undergo far worse procedures than Spartans and are far cooler and stronger.
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BudgingTurtle747 years ago
So I become master chief but not master chief

asik_masik9 years ago
Harry potter reference no?

SirFuchsigus10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Gencarlo montane9 years ago
Yep I see it

EDMisMyLife11 years ago
I'll stick with the painless option, thanks.

ChaosHuntsman8 years ago
Stop stealing Master Chief"s plot points!

TeamKobus28 years ago
Or doom"s. They"re littarly called: soace marines

Ridleylast year
FUCK THE MARINES! IM A MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAUR!!!!

Alex Gulakiw12 years ago
luckiest gave it away.

the derpic crusadeer9 years ago
wait.....if im lucky, id be able to escape.......PLOTHOLES EVERYWHERE!

Drakk10 years ago
Space marines are dumb. There I said it.

Eoverlordmaster 9 years ago
JUST CALL ME JOHN 117

bennyjr210 years ago
i would wanna be strong

Toriparr47 years ago
Like the Winter Sildier sort of...

urohan10 years ago
Halo ? Really ? You didn't see the words SPACE MARINE ? man , Warhammer 40 000 ! If you don't know ... Return to your Fifa , CoD or GTA games ...

DaNerdTront8 years ago
HOLY FUCK! ITS A REFENCE? WOW! I TOTALLY COULDNT FIGURE THAT OUT MYSELF! HOLY MOYHERFUCKING SHIT! Please shut up you guys everone knows its a damn reference to something

bubblechaser1239 years ago
GAWD NO! But if I get Mettaton then yeah...

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq8 years ago
You dirty shit-
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ShadowHawk314110 years ago
Why not?

Ryan Knowlton12 years ago
The definition of marine is not "little bitch".

AliceIsNotOnFire10 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]

yesDOTexe4 years ago
START A REVOLUTION!

Chrisbenso 9 years ago
No thanks

ZachRojo7 years ago
WARHAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

snowewhisper9 years ago
Hate to hurts your bubble warhammer peeps it is a halo reference those are exact words taken out of almost every halo book "the cole protocol is great"

mak10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

dragonrider28929 years ago
you are lucky so no pain lol

HarryBillyBobGeorge11 years ago
Does this come with a hot clone of your mom living inside your head?

Aktimoose8 years ago
That"s not very lucky.

Whyareyoureadingmyname..9 months ago
I'll be able to kill goners, so that's a plus side

Мартин Петков12 years ago
Hmm i was thinking of mass effect reference

Zacattac9 years ago
WOOO IM MASTER CHIEF!!! except better because ill know what happens because ill hopefully remember the games

RageMaster|YT10 years ago
um no downside just like any other military training camp

trollmaster10 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago
Sounds like nebula to me...

ryanthek1d210 years ago
COUGHhaloCOUGH

Ragingfurno8 years ago
Halo

Nancok9 years ago
Im happy as i am thank you

xenoterra9 years ago
I have a whole set of the buggers (2,047) to be exact

Angel Lewis12 years ago
Hold the fuck up. You're telling me I would become the master chief? *slams hand down on button*

Lebron_lillard4 years ago
Doom reference

Loophole man9 years ago
Break out like deadpool

Dbenjamin8510 years ago
Sounds like Halo to me....
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