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LewiShogunghost5 years ago

The person pf my dreams woudn't be someone who eats small animals, NEVER. Which means that I would NEVER find the person of my dreams. BUTTON FAILED

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago

Yeah your vegetarian......

Benedek20148 years ago

Why is she the person of my dreams then?

HMJ7 years ago

Well, the button makes it so that they like eating small animals. Simple. It"s not like they always liked eating them!

accidentalshapeshifter8 years ago

Oh no!! I accidentally became a sloth! Runnnnn!!!!!

PUTT-PUTT8 years ago

You can run as fast as you can but I will nibble you TO DEATH!!

Stewart Robson12 years ago

a chicken is a small animal

SkibidiBiden5 years ago

yeah i hate rats too

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giant_hobbit9 years ago

So, I meet the female version of myself?

ConerJDavidson8 years ago

Same

All_the_good_names_were_taken7 years ago

Small is not an exact measurement so you could say any animal smaller than a human is small and a lot of animals are so why not

BlaiseyWaisey7 years ago

"So what are your hobbies?" "Does eating hamsters count as a hobby?" "Well that depends on whether or not they"re alive when you eat them."

FloweyTheButton8 years ago

If the girl of your dreams is a vegetarian? What happens

HMJ7 years ago

They are no longer vegetarian.

EnJaded8 years ago

That is already the person of my dreams

Mishno8 years ago

My dick is a small animal

BlaiseyWaisey7 years ago

I just fuckin died at this holy shit

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Eric Breshears12 years ago

So 43% of people are hardcore vegetarians?

Leafyisherearmy9 years ago

No! Maybe they'd eat small ugly animals

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Hayden Elwarth12 years ago

Rabbit, pheasant, fish, quail, chicken etc id want a girl that would eat these anyways

Supercoolman3176 years ago

Yes

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Laurynn Creepinyoursleep12 years ago

Well, I hate squirrels so

Forrest Jemming12 years ago

YAAA SQURILLE FOR DINNNA

Tyler LaCava12 years ago

i mean if theyre cooked its ok

Albin095 years ago

I eat rabbits

BamtanJEM9 years ago

what is eggs

Mr. 0-San10 years ago

Sounds good! I'd eat a bunny rabbit! I'm sure it tastes good!

Madzilla44449 years ago

As long as I don't have to eat them I am fine!!

Superduperbooperdooper8 years ago

Small animals > dicks

Afonso Pinheiro Oliveira12 years ago

wait, how into are we talking about here?

LeoFrausy9 years ago

I like eating small animals.... The more cute, the more delicious!

HMJ7 years ago

So long as she stays away from my pets, I'm good. 👍

chuckmiester10 years ago

Into eating small animals? Person of my dreams? Is pussy a small animal? XD

Harada3 years ago

If She loves me shes gonna have to stop eating things like cockroaches for me

POSITIVE SOAP9 years ago

NAH,it's doesn't mention insects and not cooked and other disgusting thing tho

JerrisonGamerYT7 years ago

If It"s A Salvage Nope

Elisa224310 years ago

But then they aren't your love of your dream

thhorses4life9 years ago

So... yeah a chicken is a small animal... I'm fine with dat

Aim Medic Chaser12 years ago

I already have my true love so

Dankmemes418 years ago

Pigs

dampiiii10 years ago

then it's not a person of my dreams

Jexica millwood9 years ago

Fuck you bich I have small animals in my home kittens wait my man of my dreams is zane romeve why would he do that lol what if the man of my dreams is god lol

DiddioMaster9 years ago

well i love eating small animals therefore perfect match

ApexDreamzz9 years ago

so dont buy a hamster

Hirayuu5 years ago

Doesn't say they will fall in love with me

TheVeryNiceGuyCZ9 years ago

SOOOOOOOO what if i am into eating small animals

mattsoto458 years ago

If it"s the person of my dreams, then nothing else will matter

Blastobutton10 years ago

Imagine your dream girl/boy eating a fish out of the tanks at a PetCo. Imagine the crunching sound...

njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc7 years ago

Insects are delicous

lolololxtrollxlololol10 years ago

AND I WAS GONNA BUY A GUINEA PIG TODAY!

SimeonButler8 years ago

That makes them no longer the person of my dreams

Anya Rodgers12 years ago

It's okay I do too :3

BoingyBoingerton10 days ago

Just feed her a bucket of chicken wings, she'll be happy. :)

Kitkat4109 years ago

Yay! No More Mosquito Bites!

nyan cat 6669 years ago

Why not I'm eating chicken to

Kimberly Boynton12 years ago

That's not a hard one.

Deany3 years ago

Being aro/ace invalidates a lot of these questions.

V01CAN02 years ago

What the hell is aro/ace?? All I know is that an ace is a card. Please don't tell me this is a weird ass mental condition you Americans invented.

Gaboseries9 years ago

The person of my dreams isn't into eating small animals...

BlueButton8 years ago

Which means they are able to eat chickens, birds, rabbits, sea snails, fish, etc. and can still live a decent life

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