Will You Press The Button?

LewiShogunghost5 years ago

The person pf my dreams woudn't be someone who eats small animals, NEVER. Which means that I would NEVER find the person of my dreams. BUTTON FAILED

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago

Yeah your vegetarian......

Benedek20148 years ago

Why is she the person of my dreams then?

HMJ7 years ago

Well, the button makes it so that they like eating small animals. Simple. It"s not like they always liked eating them!

accidentalshapeshifter8 years ago

Oh no!! I accidentally became a sloth! Runnnnn!!!!!

PUTT-PUTT7 years ago

You can run as fast as you can but I will nibble you TO DEATH!!

Stewart Robson12 years ago

a chicken is a small animal

SkibidiBiden5 years ago

yeah i hate rats too

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giant_hobbit9 years ago

So, I meet the female version of myself?

ConerJDavidson8 years ago

Same

All_the_good_names_were_taken7 years ago

Small is not an exact measurement so you could say any animal smaller than a human is small and a lot of animals are so why not

BlaiseyWaisey7 years ago

"So what are your hobbies?" "Does eating hamsters count as a hobby?" "Well that depends on whether or not they"re alive when you eat them."

FloweyTheButton8 years ago

If the girl of your dreams is a vegetarian? What happens

HMJ7 years ago

They are no longer vegetarian.

EnJaded8 years ago

That is already the person of my dreams

Mishno8 years ago

My dick is a small animal

BlaiseyWaisey7 years ago

I just fuckin died at this holy shit

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Eric Breshears12 years ago

So 43% of people are hardcore vegetarians?

Leafyisherearmy9 years ago

No! Maybe they'd eat small ugly animals

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Hayden Elwarth12 years ago

Rabbit, pheasant, fish, quail, chicken etc id want a girl that would eat these anyways

Supercoolman3176 years ago

Yes

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Laurynn Creepinyoursleep12 years ago

Well, I hate squirrels so

Forrest Jemming12 years ago

YAAA SQURILLE FOR DINNNA

Tyler LaCava12 years ago

i mean if theyre cooked its ok

IGORtheKING9 years ago

ehhh i would make her rats if she dissobaided me

Andrew Marinelli11 years ago

:/ Already eat animals, and already have the person of my dreams soooo....

TheArkerportian9 years ago

Mutually exclusive. The person of my dreams doesn't eat mice and flies. Or, wait, do dogs count as persons too in this case?

UKnowItSON7 years ago

A lamb os a small animal

djcool2328 years ago

I just want to meet someone who looks exactly like me (I'm not a lesbian, I meant I wanna be their friend)!

GaspipeLinelast year

me too i like chicken

Lightningstrom9 years ago

EVERYONE WHO SAID YES, YOU ARE SICK,SICK,SICK PEOPLE! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!YOU ARE SO MEAN!

PandaButton9 years ago

We already eat chickens..

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neonthekitten9 years ago

But if they were obsessed with eating small animals it wouldnt be the guy of my dreams...

Wayward-bee4 years ago

I like moose so I ｇｅｔｉｔａｌｌ

levijones9 years ago

rabbits squirrels dove quail chicken perfect match

SeabassJames8 years ago

Gummy bears are small animals.

marshmallow10 years ago

Idc what they eat cuzz I can make her stop

wolfpup9 years ago

ponstar my life dream

JasonPerrone8 years ago

what if the person of your dreams does that anyway

LILJJH201110 years ago

Thats not THAT big of a problem in the first place.

the117doctor9 years ago

...the person of my dreams is fluttershy...WHYYYYYYYYY!?

endi11225 years ago

So I'll buy they gummy worms and bears everyday. Problem solved.

littlestars9 years ago

nuuuuuuuuuuuu theeeeeeeeee bunniesssssssssssssssssss whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

CCthecat9 years ago

A fish is a small animal (BUT LEAVE OUT THE SHARK OK THEYRE FACING EXTINCTION)

Berd7 years ago

So do i....chicken xD

YoureGonnaLuvMe9 years ago

Basically everyone I know eats chickens...

Chubby-Kitty8 years ago

The person of my dreams would never be into eating small animals to the point it"s something that I actually notice.

Lancha Fabuloso12 years ago

Small animals are usually quite tender and if you mean lizards and frogs I could no t care less.

Byarne7 years ago

i live in mexico and there you eat ants grasshoppers iguanas lizards and you know what

Flipped9 years ago

i dont think Jacksepticeye really likes little animals

mpgami9 years ago

chicken. pig. calf. i mean relatively speaking you can make almsot any animal "small"

Legion Ivory12 years ago

Frogs, chicken, pigs, shit people already eat? I'm down.

memecolector3 years ago

ok, i would eat them too :)

KurimuzonTora9 years ago

I think they do that now

XFalzar9 years ago

I hate these time traveLers reaLly mUch and they should reuploud their coMments and tell I'm sorry for time traveliNg but needed to do thAT I'm really sorry Also did you spot word illuminati

DidYouPressIt5 years ago

Who am I to judge

Red Fox9 years ago

They will have to eat me then...

joe121678 years ago

Down side?

Fedorable10 years ago

Chicken= Small animal Anyone who doesn't love chicken is not right for me anyway

scampdog9 years ago

If you have a small pet he/she would eat it NOPE not pressing that button

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