25333 (25%) 76957 (75%)
25333 (25%) people have pressed this button, while 76957 (75%) did not.
You will always be happy.
but
The love of your life will always be sad.
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LordDavidBooyah8 years ago
"The love of my life"? For me, there"s no such thing.

Javongod3 years ago
I love my love one ☝️

Whyamidoingthiswtf10 years ago
Selfish for the win mofos

Henry-Stickmin5 years ago
Being depressed now it"s part of my personality, i dont whant to delete something to me.

Kieran Lawrence12 years ago
81% of people did not press this button. Faith in humanity restored :)

Kawaiian3 years ago
75 now it"s going back up
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The most Epic person 9 years ago
I don't have a love of my life BOOM😊

AvaDoesItAll7 years ago
there"s no happy if the people around you arent

Dorky_Dolphin8 years ago
I pressed the button because i do not love anyone. XD otherwise, i wouldn't have

Panifex7 years ago
That"s sad that you don't love anyone.

MollyTaylor8 years ago
I'm not in love with anyone soooo

Melite8 years ago
I don't have any love.

Yovzeu788 years ago
But I don't have a love of my life

OstinBayker9 years ago
"points at PS4 menacingly" YOU DESTROYED MY SOCIAL LIFE, "Presses button" NOW SUFFER FOUL BEAST!!!!

Thornbrier9 years ago
So, we need a play about a green frogy trump who gets a PS4 and tanks his social life, then discovers a magical button that, when pressed, will make the person/thing he loves most suffer. There would have to be a touching love song between him and the PS4 ...[Show full comment]
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TheToughCookieGirl10 years ago
My love..is a potato...HE WILL BE UNHAPPY D;

Jen10 years ago
The potato cannot ever be unhappy! It should just never happen

Chad West12 years ago
I'm happy when she's happy. Loophole complete.

abcx8 years ago
More a paradox than a loophole.

Shay Kintzlinger12 years ago
this is actually an axiom. if your love of your life is always sad it should make you sad too, but you will never be sad so...kind of a mindfuck

firewaffle9 years ago
74% dummy
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Michael Sullivan12 years ago
If you are willing to hit this button obviously you don't know the love of your life.

Geoff Kidder12 years ago
If she aint happy, I aint happy.... paradox? But I am happy? But shes not? So I choose to be happy as she is sad? Which would make me sad, but Im happy? FUUUUUUUCK!

MollyTaylor8 years ago
That"s a good answer! Hope you"re still together :)

Jummy8 years ago
i mean that"s kinda how it already is

gaster4569 years ago
No way

FlyingGamahooch10 years ago
I pooped a little.

Muzifiene9 years ago
If the Love of my life isn't happy, how I could be happy?

B1rdPeRs0N4 years ago
i don`t have a true love i am Aromantik. Loophole found

asdguy0011 years ago
I dont have or need love.loophole

Lexy_and_a_red_button5 years ago
I and my A-romantik and sexuall ass alredy pressen the button.

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago
WHAT IF IM THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WHAT THEN?!?!?!?!?!!???!??!?!?!

RageMaster|YT10 years ago
i would be fine with it cuz i would be there always 2 cheer her up

RageMaster|YT10 years ago
beasty twilight lovestory inbound

ivanabcd9 years ago
how could i be happy when my love are sad

AngeloIra10 years ago
You people have no idea how tempted I was to press that

BawkBakbak7 years ago
If I am always happy, that means I dont care if anyone is sad

xXFreddyFazbear87Xxlast year
noooo frebby!

LittleMissDarkSide10 years ago
Im only happy when he is happy... i am sad when he is sad...

dankmemes1018 years ago
This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

GamingPlaces9 years ago
the 27% that pressed the button have no life...

Dustin Freehugsdude Bromberek12 years ago
livin like larry

Chronicler9 years ago
There is not love of my life :)

Mickgi10 years ago
I don't want a love of my life. LOL No downside?

DenGC5 years ago
hah! I don't have one!

Scarlet The Fox9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Julianna36657 years ago
I'm A R O M A N T I C

Justin Giffard12 years ago
Definitely no!

KipDeFranko10 years ago
Fine with me, tables turned

emmasloth9 years ago
mneh, im never really as happy as he is so its ok.i like seeing him happy

apemayor14 years ago
I wouldn't want to be always happy anyway.

Good God A Bear11 years ago
So basically all of my relationships right

Ruairidh More12 years ago
A)kinda selfish B)what love...........

joran8179 years ago
isn't this a paradox, the reason I didn't press the button was because if the love of my life was sad, I would be sad too, so I wouldn't be happy

Emilymro19 years ago
How could you press the button??

razor_10110 years ago
You could always comfort them

bl4cks9 years ago
i pressed it, am i messed up?

Shadowinlast year
毒品:你获得了快乐,除了你的家人,朋友和恋人
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