Will You Press The Button?

LordDavidBooyah8 years ago

"The love of my life"? For me, there"s no such thing.

Javongod3 years ago

I love my love one ☝️

Whyamidoingthiswtf9 years ago

Selfish for the win mofos

Henry-Stickmin5 years ago

Being depressed now it"s part of my personality, i dont whant to delete something to me.

Kieran Lawrence12 years ago

81% of people did not press this button. Faith in humanity restored :)

Kawaiian2 years ago

75 now it"s going back up

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The most Epic person 9 years ago

I don't have a love of my life BOOMðŸ˜Š

AvaDoesItAll7 years ago

there"s no happy if the people around you arent

Dorky_Dolphin8 years ago

I pressed the button because i do not love anyone. XD otherwise, i wouldn't have

Panifex7 years ago

That"s sad that you don't love anyone.

MollyTaylor8 years ago

I'm not in love with anyone soooo

Melite8 years ago

I don't have any love.

Yovzeu788 years ago

But I don't have a love of my life

OstinBayker9 years ago

"points at PS4 menacingly" YOU DESTROYED MY SOCIAL LIFE, "Presses button" NOW SUFFER FOUL BEAST!!!!

Thornbrier9 years ago

So, we need a play about a green frogy trump who gets a PS4 and tanks his social life, then discovers a magical button that, when pressed, will make the person/thing he loves most suffer. There would have to be a touching love song between him and the PS4 ...[Show full comment]

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TheToughCookieGirl10 years ago

My love..is a potato...HE WILL BE UNHAPPY D;

Jen9 years ago

The potato cannot ever be unhappy! It should just never happen

Chad West12 years ago

I'm happy when she's happy. Loophole complete.

abcx8 years ago

More a paradox than a loophole.

Shay Kintzlinger12 years ago

this is actually an axiom. if your love of your life is always sad it should make you sad too, but you will never be sad so...kind of a mindfuck

firewaffle9 years ago

74% dummy

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Michael Sullivan12 years ago

If you are willing to hit this button obviously you don't know the love of your life.

Geoff Kidder12 years ago

If she aint happy, I aint happy.... paradox? But I am happy? But shes not? So I choose to be happy as she is sad? Which would make me sad, but Im happy? FUUUUUUUCK!

MollyTaylor8 years ago

That"s a good answer! Hope you"re still together :)

Julianna36657 years ago

I'm A R O M A N T I C

Justin Giffard12 years ago

Definitely no!

Scarlet The Fox9 years ago

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KipDeFranko10 years ago

Fine with me, tables turned

emmasloth9 years ago

mneh, im never really as happy as he is so its ok.i like seeing him happy

apemayor14 years ago

I wouldn't want to be always happy anyway.

Good God A Bear11 years ago

So basically all of my relationships right

Ruairidh More12 years ago

A)kinda selfish B)what love...........

joran8179 years ago

isn't this a paradox, the reason I didn't press the button was because if the love of my life was sad, I would be sad too, so I wouldn't be happy

Emilymro19 years ago

How could you press the button??

razor_10110 years ago

You could always comfort them

Shadowinlast year

毒品:你获得了快乐，除了你的家人，朋友和恋人

Roxy123410 years ago

Well if im happy i could cheer him up

siriuslyolivia8 years ago

It doesn't matter its already sad...

bl4cks9 years ago

i pressed it, am i messed up?

Pls no8 years ago

So, statutory rape?

RodiN9 years ago

got no love of my life, forever happy

Porkychop4 years ago

I dont have a love of my life so whats the point XD

Nick Perkins12 years ago

How could you be happy when the love of your life is sad? That isn't a dilemma, that just doesn't make sense at all

Supermark9 years ago

i'll never have a loved one, so i don't care.

nish1517 years ago

73%

Sophwiphwi9 years ago

But if they were sad id be sad

Smörgåstortoise8 years ago

I'm the kind of person that suffers when someone I love is sad. I"d much rather be sad then them being upset. Sure, I"d die for my friends and family

March 14, 1592 at 6:53.58 PM was the best pi day time ever9 years ago

I dont have a "love of my life" WIN WIN

Destructible Watermelon10 years ago

Pretty much taking drugs (continuously) in a nutshell. Drugs make you artificially happy, like the button, and will make others sad. Except no paying. So pretty much the same as the choice between getting free drugs (but having to use them forever) or no