Will You Press The Button?

Loganicai9 years ago

Jokes on you, I'm not even dating anyone right now.

Nick Clark12 years ago

So I become Taylor Swift?

Ic3eLad4 years ago

sTop bEinG mIsOgYnIsTiC

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ChrisDuivestein7 years ago

Kill them

awedar5 months ago

my man

DemonPotato5 years ago

Fuck no

awedar5 months ago

fair

joaquin558 years ago

pssstt... ever heard bout asexuality? :^)

awedar5 months ago

have you tried just being better?

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KittensAreCute1057 years ago

I don't want to be a singer...

Edwardonut_the_goofer6 years ago

You dont have to be a singer. You could play instrume ts

Gabrielisme9 years ago

So, what? Just don't get married. They'll only want me for my money, anyway!

Lolkid2 years ago

Lmao

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Conman9569 years ago

KANYE WEST.

WholesomeChungus7last year

i hope you've grown and changed as a person

Whitnay BalderDash12 years ago

tune them out lol, get it? see how punny i am!

Ak47077 years ago

Kill your partner #loophole

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Luke Benford12 years ago

murder is allways the answer

Cosmical9 years ago

get out you emo fuckboy

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VakWarYou9 years ago

Lel

DJParsnip3 years ago

Im a producer whos expecting to be single for the rest of my life so thats kinda gonna happen to me lol

PickyPresser8 years ago

AKA become a music celebrity.

23156 years ago

Ducking at a unhappy relationship is a good thing because then it is always happy.

peridot_the_CLOD12078 years ago

Lapis dosn't give anything about me anyway

lolxd5129 years ago

i have no partner

mrcory1239 years ago

friendships are relationships too u know...

beatles1410 years ago

I'm aromantic... so no consequence?

smumb7 years ago

dont press it

gbubs17 years ago

That profile pic goes so well with the comment lol 😂

White20635last year

Isn't most of successful people had this problem?

Phaelen Wheeler12 years ago

Don't have one! For once being forever alone has an upside

immortal3jellyfish8 years ago

But I'm alone so no difference

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Pedwpie9 years ago

Dude stop this its anoning

ChristopherHargreaves8 years ago

I"d have countless affairs with groupies in a vain attempt to fill the void of an unhappy marriage. Problem solved.

Untitled9 years ago

I'd be super rich, I could just buy another hoe.

greaterfiend4 years ago

I wanna make video games though.

Bryonsmothers9 years ago

single so win

DrChaos7 years ago

I don't have a partner so what"s the downside.

ReduxTheButton 9 years ago

Redux can't understand

Generic-edgelord7 years ago

You never said anything about being faithful or im multiple relationships just that one of them will be unhappy

Rachel Rivera9 years ago

I love music, so i pressed this.

Icandobetterthenthisusername10 years ago

Can I make the relationship happy? Like, fix some stuff? Hm, well, I'll just hide all day in a place with all I need to survive. Like wifi.

TheLoopholeGuy9 years ago

i will have money, bitches will be comiong my way

Gaemer_Gaeming3 years ago

divorce

Devyn Winter12 years ago

Can't you have them killed?

TheAlmightyFluffyDucks8 years ago

I hate music anyways! Not worth it

Z0m41e7 years ago

Never gonna give you up.... Ye all know how this goes.

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TeamKobus28 years ago

I don't have a partner

Socialist Empire of Scandinavia9 years ago

I don't want to be a musician.

Jamenneel9 years ago

"Partner" could be a work partner.

awesomely20029 years ago

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