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peridotcristalclod 9 years ago

if i"m the best cook i will be so rich that i can order the 2nd best food in the world

lifehacker420 9 years ago

Give it to someone else and then steal it back.

enzo_boladao_com_random 4 years ago

brabo sherek

Michael Varrecchia 13 years ago

Step one: get lots of money from being the best cook in the world Step two: pay someone to cook for you Step three: be happy with your life choices

BawbRaws 9 years ago

My thoughts, pretty much. Except rather than get my own cook, I"d just move to Europe and stuff myself with great restaurant and market food.

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ThatOnePidgeot 8 years ago

Just teach other people to cook, then taste their food. PROBLEM SOLVED!

INstam8 9 years ago

what"s the point if you"re alone and you need to cook dinner?

Oldnotweak...again 2 years ago

eat it raw, or get takeout

Zuccinin Cham-Sparr 13 years ago

Never be able to make a sandwich.. Or a bowl of cereal.. Can't eat anything I buy.. No thanks..

Minotaur 9 years ago

Imagine how p ssed gordan Ramsey would be

Kevin Goings 13 years ago

As long as I didn't make it, I can teach others to For me

Ryan Kitsune 13 years ago

Im picky as fuck anyway, I wouldnt eat half the things I could make :P Let my friends enjoy my talents

Raiyanrazif 11 years ago

So I can order pizza forever? YES PLEASE.

SirSlaughtsalot 9 years ago

Just cook for your spouse

JonathBRASIL 11 years ago

You can eat all the food that you want but you can't smell that you eat

RedincLEADER 11 years ago

a good cook tastes there own food if you cant eat any of your food and there for cant taste your own food means you cant be a chef let alone a good one.

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago

I dont eat my own food i TASTE it

failmanoveccesky02 10 years ago

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sigurdrp 10 years ago

My sister always fucks me, so why not? Because u are stupid

Iggy12345 8 years ago

Watch someone have a food-game everytime I make something as simple as a bowl of cereal??? Tempting offer...

Benbus 11 years ago

I hate food so.....

Sebastian Simon 13 years ago

But seriously, shouldn't the best cook in the world occasionally taste his own food during the cooking process to determine the quality of his own food? Or should there be some other guy having to do that job for him?

Rofl47 11 years ago

Who needs to taste how good I am? I'm much more happy helping people.

tageneislover 9 years ago

THE BEST COOK?

Memeber 10 years ago

ooh! money!

Jax Phoenix 11 years ago

Make someone else feed you your food.

Guitarhero175 11 years ago

well D-D 0

Marianne Bonnefoy 12 years ago

I would have an "apprenti", and he would make food for me and he would be hot and i would make him in exange.

Beardie_Guy1907 6 years ago

So how we eating

Junaidee Jimmy Kok 13 years ago

Ill ask someone to make it the way i would make it. And then i would eat it.

DantdmFan2006 8 years ago

I would donate all my food to a shelter and eat takeout. :/ thats me

SuperAbe 11 years ago

Pooop on food

lRojoFernl 9 years ago

Make enough money to eat the second best chief"s food

ArialS0108 11 years ago

Hmm. I'll be happy knowing other people will enjoy my food. Though, I'm a pretty bad cook in reality...

Iconoclasm_ 11 years ago

I misread one of those o-s as a c. If you catch my implication.

RazIsGaming 2 years ago

torture

Gabrieljynkx 10 years ago

pass of your knowledge to other people and buy that food

YuriMaster03 8 years ago

Teach someone your skills and eat their"s

Nichovach 11 years ago

Get taught by the worlds best chef for nearly free all you have to do is cook for him.

Danyael 12 years ago

being thebest cook in teh world: awesome job guarantee, my partner can cook for me...

MasterRabbit101 11 years ago

buy a cook for my own my own food

CoolNiki7799 10 years ago

Oviously don't cook easy

Kendallgameboy 11 years ago

Bullshit

Hyperlukario123 10 years ago

Thats my life

echothemutekitten 11 years ago

BUT THAT IS THE BEST PART

Ronnok 5 years ago

My sister can cook for me

Alexander Vellev Bonde 13 years ago

Well I know this great pizza place, and I guess I could cook for my girl when the time comes. ;) <3

Grayxiph3r 11 years ago

cook for my crush, already won her over by then

Rover 9 years ago

I can just teach other people to cook food for me the way I do

MasterOfHeeth 11 years ago

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minitesh 11 years ago

I would cook my friend food so it isnt my food then take it from him

Racism last year

I could just teach someone else and have them cook for me. Then again, I have no friends.

Rainbow Dash 6 10 years ago

Just teach someone like you cook and then you can eat your own food

Skyler Fields 12 years ago

Basically saying If I even made food for me to eat on a daily basis, I can't eat it? Welp, time to eat at Burger King.

Mynameis4d 7 years ago

Teach someone else, get them to cook your cooking for you... Problem solved

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