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you will be the best cook in the world
but
you cant eat any of your own food
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peridotcristalclod7 years ago
if i"m the best cook i will be so rich that i can order the 2nd best food in the world

lifehacker4207 years ago
Give it to someone else and then steal it back.

enzo_boladao_com_random2 years ago
brabo sherek

Michael Varrecchia12 years ago
Step one: get lots of money from being the best cook in the world Step two: pay someone to cook for you Step three: be happy with your life choices

BawbRaws8 years ago
My thoughts, pretty much. Except rather than get my own cook, I"d just move to Europe and stuff myself with great restaurant and market food.
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ThatOnePidgeot7 years ago
Just teach other people to cook, then taste their food. PROBLEM SOLVED!

INstam87 years ago
what"s the point if you"re alone and you need to cook dinner?

Oldnotweak...againlast year
eat it raw, or get takeout

Zuccinin Cham-Sparr12 years ago
Never be able to make a sandwich.. Or a bowl of cereal.. Can't eat anything I buy.. No thanks..

Minotaur8 years ago
Imagine how p ssed gordan Ramsey would be

Kevin Goings12 years ago
As long as I didn't make it, I can teach others to For me

Ryan Kitsune12 years ago
Im picky as fuck anyway, I wouldnt eat half the things I could make :P Let my friends enjoy my talents

Big Cheese9 years ago
Already happened

Haaaru8 years ago
I just wanna give happiness to other people~

Wholesome15 years ago
I"d be rich af and I can eat any food I want without worrying about money

Pinkie Gun9 years ago
My family likes my pancakes and I would like to eat them but I want to be the best cook

MUSTACHEXLTERRESTRIAL11 years ago
I LIKE TURTLES

Raiyanrazif9 years ago
So I can order pizza forever? YES PLEASE.

SirSlaughtsalot8 years ago
Just cook for your spouse

JonathBRASIL9 years ago
You can eat all the food that you want but you can't smell that you eat

failmanoveccesky029 years ago
DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE REKTED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE MONDAY BY THE ADOLF HITLER. I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED CLOSEING THIS WEBSITE. DON'T STOP. THIS IS NOT SO FREAKY. 1. Fuck your sister ten t...[Show full comment]

sigurdrp8 years ago
My sister always fucks me, so why not? Because u are stupid

RedincLEADER9 years ago
a good cook tastes there own food if you cant eat any of your food and there for cant taste your own food means you cant be a chef let alone a good one.

Kelvingtsfan3 years ago
I dont eat my own food i TASTE it

Sebastian Simon12 years ago
But seriously, shouldn't the best cook in the world occasionally taste his own food during the cooking process to determine the quality of his own food? Or should there be some other guy having to do that job for him?

Iggy123457 years ago
Watch someone have a food-game everytime I make something as simple as a bowl of cereal??? Tempting offer...

Benbus9 years ago
I hate food so.....

tageneislover7 years ago
THE BEST COOK?

Rofl479 years ago
Who needs to taste how good I am? I'm much more happy helping people.

Memeber8 years ago
ooh! money!

Jax Phoenix9 years ago
Make someone else feed you your food.

Marianne Bonnefoy10 years ago
I would have an "apprenti", and he would make food for me and he would be hot and i would make him in exange.

Beardie_Guy19074 years ago
So how we eating

Guitarhero1759 years ago
well D-D 0

DantdmFan20067 years ago
I would donate all my food to a shelter and eat takeout. :/ thats me

SuperAbe9 years ago
Pooop on food

Junaidee Jimmy Kok12 years ago
Ill ask someone to make it the way i would make it. And then i would eat it.

ArialS01089 years ago
Hmm. I'll be happy knowing other people will enjoy my food. Though, I'm a pretty bad cook in reality...

lRojoFernl8 years ago
Make enough money to eat the second best chief"s food

RazIsGaming11 months ago
torture

Gabrieljynkx9 years ago
pass of your knowledge to other people and buy that food

Iconoclasm_9 years ago
I misread one of those o-s as a c. If you catch my implication.

Nichovach9 years ago
Get taught by the worlds best chef for nearly free all you have to do is cook for him.

Danyael11 years ago
being thebest cook in teh world: awesome job guarantee, my partner can cook for me...

YuriMaster036 years ago
Teach someone your skills and eat their"s

MasterRabbit1019 years ago
buy a cook for my own my own food

CoolNiki77998 years ago
Oviously don't cook easy

Kendallgameboy9 years ago
Bullshit

echothemutekitten10 years ago
BUT THAT IS THE BEST PART

Ronnok4 years ago
My sister can cook for me

Hyperlukario1239 years ago
Thats my life

Grayxiph3r9 years ago
cook for my crush, already won her over by then

Alexander Vellev Bonde12 years ago
Well I know this great pizza place, and I guess I could cook for my girl when the time comes. ;) <3

MasterOfHeeth9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Rover8 years ago
I can just teach other people to cook food for me the way I do
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