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peridotcristalclod 9 years ago

if i"m the best cook i will be so rich that i can order the 2nd best food in the world

lifehacker420 9 years ago

Give it to someone else and then steal it back.

enzo_boladao_com_random 4 years ago

brabo sherek

Michael Varrecchia 13 years ago

Step one: get lots of money from being the best cook in the world Step two: pay someone to cook for you Step three: be happy with your life choices

BawbRaws 9 years ago

My thoughts, pretty much. Except rather than get my own cook, I"d just move to Europe and stuff myself with great restaurant and market food.

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ThatOnePidgeot 8 years ago

Just teach other people to cook, then taste their food. PROBLEM SOLVED!

INstam8 9 years ago

what"s the point if you"re alone and you need to cook dinner?

Oldnotweak...again 3 years ago

eat it raw, or get takeout

Zuccinin Cham-Sparr 13 years ago

Never be able to make a sandwich.. Or a bowl of cereal.. Can't eat anything I buy.. No thanks..

Minotaur 9 years ago

Imagine how p ssed gordan Ramsey would be

Kevin Goings 13 years ago

As long as I didn't make it, I can teach others to For me

Ryan Kitsune 13 years ago

Im picky as fuck anyway, I wouldnt eat half the things I could make :P Let my friends enjoy my talents

sharpgamer 11 years ago

Impossable. I will never be able to cook. I cant even make a cake go on my playe with out it falling ðŸ˜ž

ejeebs 11 years ago

The world's best barber always has the world's second best haircut.

Big Cheese 11 years ago

Already happened

Haaaru 10 years ago

I just wanna give happiness to other people~

Wholesome1 6 years ago

I"d be rich af and I can eat any food I want without worrying about money

Pinkie Gun 11 years ago

My family likes my pancakes and I would like to eat them but I want to be the best cook

MUSTACHEXLTERRESTRIAL 12 years ago

I LIKE TURTLES

Raiyanrazif 11 years ago

So I can order pizza forever? YES PLEASE.

SirSlaughtsalot 10 years ago

Just cook for your spouse

JonathBRASIL 11 years ago

You can eat all the food that you want but you can't smell that you eat

failmanoveccesky02 10 years ago

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sigurdrp 10 years ago

My sister always fucks me, so why not? Because u are stupid

RedincLEADER 11 years ago

a good cook tastes there own food if you cant eat any of your food and there for cant taste your own food means you cant be a chef let alone a good one.

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago

I dont eat my own food i TASTE it

Sebastian Simon 13 years ago

But seriously, shouldn't the best cook in the world occasionally taste his own food during the cooking process to determine the quality of his own food? Or should there be some other guy having to do that job for him?

Iggy12345 8 years ago

Watch someone have a food-game everytime I make something as simple as a bowl of cereal??? Tempting offer...

Benbus 11 years ago

I hate food so.....

tageneislover 9 years ago

THE BEST COOK?

Rofl47 11 years ago

Who needs to taste how good I am? I'm much more happy helping people.

Memeber 10 years ago

ooh! money!

Jax Phoenix 11 years ago

Make someone else feed you your food.

Marianne Bonnefoy 12 years ago

I would have an "apprenti", and he would make food for me and he would be hot and i would make him in exange.

Beardie_Guy1907 6 years ago

So how we eating

Guitarhero175 11 years ago

well D-D 0

DantdmFan2006 9 years ago

I would donate all my food to a shelter and eat takeout. :/ thats me

SuperAbe 11 years ago

Pooop on food

Junaidee Jimmy Kok 13 years ago

Ill ask someone to make it the way i would make it. And then i would eat it.

ArialS0108 11 years ago

Hmm. I'll be happy knowing other people will enjoy my food. Though, I'm a pretty bad cook in reality...

lRojoFernl 9 years ago

Make enough money to eat the second best chief"s food

RazIsGaming 2 years ago

torture

Gabrieljynkx 10 years ago

pass of your knowledge to other people and buy that food

Iconoclasm_ 11 years ago

I misread one of those o-s as a c. If you catch my implication.

Nichovach 11 years ago

Get taught by the worlds best chef for nearly free all you have to do is cook for him.

Danyael 12 years ago

being thebest cook in teh world: awesome job guarantee, my partner can cook for me...

YuriMaster03 8 years ago

Teach someone your skills and eat their"s

MasterRabbit101 11 years ago

buy a cook for my own my own food

CoolNiki7799 10 years ago

Oviously don't cook easy

Kendallgameboy 11 years ago

Bullshit

echothemutekitten 12 years ago

BUT THAT IS THE BEST PART

Ronnok 6 years ago

My sister can cook for me

Hyperlukario123 11 years ago

Thats my life

Grayxiph3r 11 years ago

cook for my crush, already won her over by then

Alexander Vellev Bonde 13 years ago

Well I know this great pizza place, and I guess I could cook for my girl when the time comes. ;) <3

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