Will You Press The Button?

Mochizuki Yukki9 years ago

Who the fuck wrote this?

MazMeowmam8 years ago

My joke sucks because of the typo.... Just pull the trigger. The trigger to start the game. What did you think I meant?

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P78 years ago

Who pays $10000 per hour for such a "noble" work?

Pineapple-Lord8 years ago

I would not know

MetaKnightFangirl9 years ago

there is no possible way im eating shit from public toilets. even if they gave me 100000000000$ I WOULD NOT EAT SHIT!!!!

Ghost_Rider4 years ago

10000 an hour, 3 hours a day, 5 days a week makes 7.8 million a year I’m retiring early bois

zinthrax 8 years ago

They never said what type of shit you can go into a buffet and be like look at all the shit they got loophole

ThePaulDude4 years ago

No, because it clearly said from toilets so course it"s actual shit.

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Denzel Swa12 years ago

you will die from this

waffle888884 years ago

This job gives 10,000 dollars per hour, so just pay medical bills for high-quality hospitals and hope for the best

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Sly098 years ago

Well think I mean yes eating shot is gross as he'll but once you have enough money you can buy a person to do your job for you boom still have money and not eating shit

InfinityOffical7 years ago

What the fuck what shitty question is this

Dontmesswithme09067 years ago

Just slowly do it untill the time is up so you don't actually eat it

Harrypooooooter217 years ago

Basically eating eating mcydes

Gorgi123Smart7 years ago

Guys like i won't eat shit what if there"s a person just watching me i will get fired

Covenant_Angle7 years ago

Maybe I could hire someone else to eat

Aeirohide_Prime8 years ago

I'm only getting 30,000 to eat shit But ok

1st-Cavalry-Division8 years ago

I'll just eat cookie words to spell "SHIT" then eat them in a public bathroom

Ulrea9 years ago

Shit can mean anything like bad tasting burgers or brocoli, poo is not shit, thats just a word some people use for it.

William Bishop12 years ago

Flush the toilets... Cheat the system...

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Not really because your not getting paid for that.

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Darren Wild12 years ago

Well earlier I agreed everything I eat would taste like my favorite food only the texture wouldn't change I'd do it.

Blockman3508 years ago

Which is deadly...

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Amber Shute12 years ago

You would just pretend to eat it.

Langston Maunula12 years ago

You'd die in like a month, or so.

ItzTrixCupid09189 years ago

And what i am a girl and i can fack with my enemy

samaria7339 years ago

Whatevs I be like swimming in money oh don't mind me butlr but I'm just swimming my money pool oh can I have a money towl oh yeah we ran out of toilet paper oh well mine as well use this 10,000 dollars I randomly have

OriginalNate469 years ago

Well then you just wasted $10,000 for a towel and a couple squares of toilet paper. You stupid idiot.

Flyinpanda910 years ago

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gametheus9 years ago

I don't think death is worth this

CrumbleCake7 years ago

The word shit is most often used as a broad derogatory term. It can mean literally anything that’s bad. You could be eating Burger King of a toilet seat.

Flyinpanda910 years ago

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Picacho nacho9 years ago

I would rather eat nachos.

Chocolatechips.yum9 years ago

Or chocolate chips

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fikluk11 years ago

I have pressed :D

The NOT chosen one9 years ago

Your job is to EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!

ThatCatByTheStreet2 years ago

I'll be dead before I get paid

Boirer9 years ago

30,000 is nit enoughx3

ElectroTM9 years ago

They never said that eating the shit is the job paying 10k per hour. I would quit the shit job and continue on with my 10k/hr job...

Yaboi_ixszmi5 years ago

Depends on the gender lol

Epicninja325010 years ago

Holy crap. YOLO

lefffc8 years ago

that means you can buy mouthguards to not veat it

Flyinpanda910 years ago

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Ezzflips9 years ago

I didn't say how fast you have to eat it loopholes rn

lexiblackandwhite1239 years ago

Wut if someone just had dell tacoðŸ˜›ðŸ˜›ðŸ˜›ðŸ˜›

Fuyu11 days ago

I'm not going to go to the bathroom in my fucking head

SpawnOfSatan. 9 years ago

Bitch plz what kind of job is that I won't even do it for a million i am not gonna eat people shit I will die in a month so yeah..

WhyArePeopleSoStupid694208 years ago

What"s the point of doing this if you die. Then your money is worthless because you can't use it.

Flyinpanda910 years ago

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kpmrocks3310 years ago

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Tosj Brooks12 years ago

No. I refuse to do anything with that

Andrewsa9 years ago

u would probs get used to it...

CÃntia Lira12 years ago

thanks, but no thanks

Ilayco299 years ago

FUCK THIS

GenoSans7 years ago

idc how much money you offer me im not gonna literally eat shit

HerpDerp12310 years ago

HOLY SHIT NO *Insert rimshot*

Bhbh123457 years ago

Never said you had to be good at your job

Flyinpanda910 years ago

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