Will You Press The Button?

Sehemhet last year

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Mochizuki Yukki 11 years ago

Who the fuck wrote this?

MazMeowmam 10 years ago

My joke sucks because of the typo.... Just pull the trigger. The trigger to start the game. What did you think I meant?

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P7 10 years ago

Who pays $10000 per hour for such a "noble" work?

Pineapple-Lord 10 years ago

I would not know

MetaKnightFangirl 11 years ago

there is no possible way im eating shit from public toilets. even if they gave me 100000000000$ I WOULD NOT EAT SHIT!!!!

zinthrax 10 years ago

They never said what type of shit you can go into a buffet and be like look at all the shit they got loophole

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

No, because it clearly said from toilets so course it"s actual shit.

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Denzel Swa 13 years ago

you will die from this

waffle88888 6 years ago

This job gives 10,000 dollars per hour, so just pay medical bills for high-quality hospitals and hope for the best

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Ghost_Rider 6 years ago

10000 an hour, 3 hours a day, 5 days a week makes 7.8 million a year I’m retiring early bois

Sly09 10 years ago

Well think I mean yes eating shot is gross as he'll but once you have enough money you can buy a person to do your job for you boom still have money and not eating shit

InfinityOffical 8 years ago

What the fuck what shitty question is this

Dontmesswithme0906 8 years ago

Just slowly do it untill the time is up so you don't actually eat it

Harrypooooooter21 8 years ago

Basically eating eating mcydes

Gorgi123Smart 9 years ago

Guys like i won't eat shit what if there"s a person just watching me i will get fired

Covenant_Angle 9 years ago

Maybe I could hire someone else to eat

Aeirohide_Prime 9 years ago

I'm only getting 30,000 to eat shit But ok

1st-Cavalry-Division 10 years ago

I'll just eat cookie words to spell "SHIT" then eat them in a public bathroom

Ulrea 10 years ago

Shit can mean anything like bad tasting burgers or brocoli, poo is not shit, thats just a word some people use for it.

William Bishop 13 years ago

Flush the toilets... Cheat the system...

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

Not really because your not getting paid for that.

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Darren Wild 13 years ago

Well earlier I agreed everything I eat would taste like my favorite food only the texture wouldn't change I'd do it.

Blockman350 9 years ago

Which is deadly...

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Amber Shute 13 years ago

You would just pretend to eat it.

Langston Maunula 13 years ago

You'd die in like a month, or so.

PacBoy_Gamer 11 years ago

I already eat shit soooo,not such a big deal

magiclessquibbles 9 years ago

It didn't say YOU HAVE to do your job

polyglotCipher 12 years ago

After about 2 weeks you can quit and retire. 2 girlz 1 cup evry 1

pirate_undertale_kitty 10 years ago

Re I pressed yes bc you can pretend to eat it

PeppaPig.exe 3 years ago

Erm, downside!!!

PeppaPig.exe 3 years ago

I can be skibidi toilet XD

Faith Appiagyei 13 years ago

Well you would die so

DonaldTrump4life$$$ 11 years ago

Thats just my hobby

hypotheticalNick 10 years ago

Eat shit.

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SmexyMomma 6 years ago

EWWWWWWWwww

kjmn1999 11 years ago

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TheStache 11 years ago

I don't work anyway (cause I'm lazy)

Flyinpanda9 12 years ago

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bubblechaser123 10 years ago

No, just no.. WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS!!!???

Icicleman04 9 years ago

Do it for a day and only eat a spec of shit.

Flyinpanda9 12 years ago

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Deadpoolsvu 10 years ago

Your sick

meatloave last year

I go to a public toilet , clean that fucker but good , put a sealed , 1lb bag of ground Kopi Luwak coffee beans in the toilet , take the bag out and there's the 'shit from a public toilet'. Take the bag home , make some ramen , add one single grain of the ... [Show full comment]

Domo365 11 years ago

I would take very small peices and I sould just eat those and I would still make the same exact amount of money every hour.

sid_gaddy 10 years ago

I like life too much, plus you'd only get paid once because you would only live an hour.

Mr-Meep 4 years ago

I see no downside

MR_JAFA_BLOK 11 years ago

screw it £2 a hour

Authoria 12 years ago

holly sh*t

CatsareCool 11 years ago

Or nahhh!!!

ILOVEAIRPLANES 10 years ago

I'll just eat the word shit in public bathrooms.

Alexis Iordache 13 years ago

Okay... where does shit from public toilets actually go? It's not like this is an actual job, is it? =))))) (JK)

manga.youtube 11 years ago

PAY SOMEONE TO DO YOUR JOB DUH..

AndrewT1203 10 years ago

Gross...

Wiloux 11 years ago

I respect my self too much for this

LisaWyattByrne 9 years ago

flush the toilet :)

Flyinpanda9 12 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

munin 2 years ago

READ THIS COMMENT OR YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT IN YOUR SLEEP

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