Will You Press The Button?

Mochizuki Yukki9 years ago

Who the fuck wrote this?

MazMeowmam8 years ago

My joke sucks because of the typo.... Just pull the trigger. The trigger to start the game. What did you think I meant?

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P78 years ago

Who pays $10000 per hour for such a "noble" work?

Pineapple-Lord8 years ago

I would not know

MetaKnightFangirl9 years ago

there is no possible way im eating shit from public toilets. even if they gave me 100000000000$ I WOULD NOT EAT SHIT!!!!

Ghost_Rider4 years ago

10000 an hour, 3 hours a day, 5 days a week makes 7.8 million a year I’m retiring early bois

zinthrax 8 years ago

They never said what type of shit you can go into a buffet and be like look at all the shit they got loophole

ThePaulDude4 years ago

No, because it clearly said from toilets so course it"s actual shit.

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Denzel Swa12 years ago

you will die from this

waffle888884 years ago

This job gives 10,000 dollars per hour, so just pay medical bills for high-quality hospitals and hope for the best

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Sly098 years ago

Well think I mean yes eating shot is gross as he'll but once you have enough money you can buy a person to do your job for you boom still have money and not eating shit

InfinityOffical7 years ago

What the fuck what shitty question is this

Dontmesswithme09067 years ago

Just slowly do it untill the time is up so you don't actually eat it

Harrypooooooter217 years ago

Basically eating eating mcydes

Gorgi123Smart7 years ago

Guys like i won't eat shit what if there"s a person just watching me i will get fired

Covenant_Angle7 years ago

Maybe I could hire someone else to eat

Aeirohide_Prime8 years ago

I'm only getting 30,000 to eat shit But ok

1st-Cavalry-Division8 years ago

I'll just eat cookie words to spell "SHIT" then eat them in a public bathroom

Ulrea9 years ago

Shit can mean anything like bad tasting burgers or brocoli, poo is not shit, thats just a word some people use for it.

William Bishop12 years ago

Flush the toilets... Cheat the system...

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Not really because your not getting paid for that.

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Darren Wild12 years ago

Well earlier I agreed everything I eat would taste like my favorite food only the texture wouldn't change I'd do it.

Blockman3508 years ago

Which is deadly...

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Amber Shute12 years ago

You would just pretend to eat it.

Langston Maunula12 years ago

You'd die in like a month, or so.

Flyinpanda910 years ago

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bubblechaser1239 years ago

No, just no.. WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS!!!???

TheStache 9 years ago

I don't work anyway (cause I'm lazy)

Deadpoolsvu9 years ago

Your sick

Domo3659 years ago

I would take very small peices and I sould just eat those and I would still make the same exact amount of money every hour.

Icicleman048 years ago

Do it for a day and only eat a spec of shit.

Flyinpanda910 years ago

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Mr-Meep3 years ago

I see no downside

MR_JAFA_BLOK10 years ago

screw it £2 a hour

Authoria11 years ago

holly sh*t

sid_gaddy9 years ago

I like life too much, plus you'd only get paid once because you would only live an hour.

ILOVEAIRPLANES8 years ago

I'll just eat the word shit in public bathrooms.

Alexis Iordache12 years ago

Okay... where does shit from public toilets actually go? It's not like this is an actual job, is it? =))))) (JK)

manga.youtube9 years ago

PAY SOMEONE TO DO YOUR JOB DUH..

CatsareCool 10 years ago

Or nahhh!!!

Wiloux9 years ago

I respect my self too much for this

LisaWyattByrne7 years ago

flush the toilet :)

Flyinpanda910 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

AndrewT12039 years ago

Gross...

skitteryboo9 years ago

Um no, not the shit!!!

sydneymariejackson8 years ago

But you will die 😂

habiv11 years ago

i all ready do man this stuff is crap although i wish i made 10,000$ and hour. :(

madcry9 years ago

Fuck that I will not eat shit

munin11 months ago

READ THIS COMMENT OR YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT IN YOUR SLEEP

I.n. Plaskett12 years ago

you would get used to it after a while

EternalShadow9 years ago

Maybe I can just hide it.

Imortal_Wolf4 years ago

wtf what is this ? 23% of other humans XD

EricTheBuck10 years ago

it's a job

Odd9 years ago

Well, if I can't get fired, I'll just refuse to be job and get paid for sitting around in the restroom or something.

Flyinpanda910 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Roxy_Gamer109 years ago

ok lets see my break time is 3 hours for 4 days a week and i get 1 sick day.... i think im ok with this

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