Will You Press The Button?

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Mochizuki Yukki 11 years ago

Who the fuck wrote this?

MazMeowmam 10 years ago

My joke sucks because of the typo.... Just pull the trigger. The trigger to start the game. What did you think I meant?

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P7 10 years ago

Who pays $10000 per hour for such a "noble" work?

Pineapple-Lord 10 years ago

I would not know

MetaKnightFangirl 11 years ago

there is no possible way im eating shit from public toilets. even if they gave me 100000000000$ I WOULD NOT EAT SHIT!!!!

zinthrax 10 years ago

They never said what type of shit you can go into a buffet and be like look at all the shit they got loophole

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

No, because it clearly said from toilets so course it"s actual shit.

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Denzel Swa 13 years ago

you will die from this

waffle88888 6 years ago

This job gives 10,000 dollars per hour, so just pay medical bills for high-quality hospitals and hope for the best

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Ghost_Rider 6 years ago

10000 an hour, 3 hours a day, 5 days a week makes 7.8 million a year I’m retiring early bois

Sly09 10 years ago

Well think I mean yes eating shot is gross as he'll but once you have enough money you can buy a person to do your job for you boom still have money and not eating shit

InfinityOffical 8 years ago

What the fuck what shitty question is this

Dontmesswithme0906 8 years ago

Just slowly do it untill the time is up so you don't actually eat it

Harrypooooooter21 8 years ago

Basically eating eating mcydes

Gorgi123Smart 9 years ago

Guys like i won't eat shit what if there"s a person just watching me i will get fired

Covenant_Angle 9 years ago

Maybe I could hire someone else to eat

Aeirohide_Prime 9 years ago

I'm only getting 30,000 to eat shit But ok

1st-Cavalry-Division 10 years ago

I'll just eat cookie words to spell "SHIT" then eat them in a public bathroom

Ulrea 10 years ago

Shit can mean anything like bad tasting burgers or brocoli, poo is not shit, thats just a word some people use for it.

William Bishop 13 years ago

Flush the toilets... Cheat the system...

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

Not really because your not getting paid for that.

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Darren Wild 13 years ago

Well earlier I agreed everything I eat would taste like my favorite food only the texture wouldn't change I'd do it.

Blockman350 9 years ago

Which is deadly...

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Amber Shute 13 years ago

You would just pretend to eat it.

Langston Maunula 13 years ago

You'd die in like a month, or so.

kpmrocks33 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Tosj Brooks 13 years ago

No. I refuse to do anything with that

Andrewsa 11 years ago

u would probs get used to it...

CÃntia Lira 13 years ago

thanks, but no thanks

Ilayco29 11 years ago

FUCK THIS

GenoSans 8 years ago

idc how much money you offer me im not gonna literally eat shit

HerpDerp123 12 years ago

HOLY SHIT NO *Insert rimshot*

Bhbh12345 9 years ago

Never said you had to be good at your job

Flyinpanda9 12 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Tokayyoshi 10 years ago

You have to eat crap(which can kill you and have pica) but you get 15,000 a week

SpaceLizard24 8 months ago

Maybe I'd get one paycheck before being fired for not eating anything.

brotato473 9 years ago

tUmUt

draconius 12 years ago

WHO IN THERE RIGHT MIND WOULD PRESS THIS

Mr.Midnight 10 years ago

i can pay the poop

Lost_orangeMILUCHENG 3 years ago

Nothing better than eating a different shit every day

dragonontheweb 11 years ago

Work once a month

Arceus 11 years ago

Who wants to eat shit?

BirkSolberg 6 years ago

I'll be getting the job of my life...

goodman 11 years ago

Just scoop up the poop and say you ate it

Skull4ever 10 years ago

I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THIS! HELP MEEEE

FurryFluffer 10 years ago

Quit the job. Or pretend to eat the shit and flush instead

WTFRandomhumanWTF 9 years ago

How do they know you ate it?

Flyinpanda9 12 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Oakeii 10 years ago

Yes, eat something that can kill you just to get paper. Good idea.

bubblechaser123 10 years ago

ABSOLUTELY! (Thumbs up)

iifandomTrash 11 years ago

lost faith in this website

AmyWilliams 10 years ago

The population just dropped.

Neferit 11 years ago

When you are clever and have first money you can take that shit and change it to chocolate. :D

EclipseTDS 9 years ago

"THE GREAT POTATO KNOWS ALL, BELIVE IN POTATO OR FACE HIS WRATH, YOU WILL BE CAST TO THE FRENCH FRY BOILER OF DEPAIR, UNLESS YOU TURN FROM YOUR NON-POTATO WAYS, JOIN ME CHILD, AND WE SHALL BECOME ONE WITH THE POTATO!" - Copy and paste this to all social me... [Show full comment]

Flyinpanda9 12 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Acid-Bloxxer 5 years ago

well if its sh*t then it doesnt necessarily mean poop just stuff that tastes horrible, so mcdonalds from a clean toilet that no one has used

TheSwankyHoodrat 11 years ago

Money is Money...

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