Will You Press The Button?

ItsNoob 11 years ago

Simple. Dont marry anybody.

FormalEnderman10 last year

Big brayn 4 da whin

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StraightOuttaMewni 10 years ago

I'm gonna be single till caillou grows hair

Megan Straka 13 years ago

Simple, don't get married.

dabmaster14 6 years ago

yeah bro

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RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago

Wel, I don't have a husband, and it only said my CURRENT husband dies. HAHA LOOPHOLE

ur_mum 9 years ago

it never said current lean to read Pally

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The-Doctor 10 years ago

Curse of the timelords

Xederam 10 years ago

i don't see any upsides

TamashiNeko 11 years ago

1) I don't want to live forever. 2) I don't have or want a wife/husband. ;)

MelanieMartinez 10 years ago

Yup same

Vixa 9 years ago

Loophole: It says wife, not girlfriend

Xx_GokuLuv69_xX 2 years ago

shut the fuck up pussy

aosfdjoaspdifjoasdijfiasjdfo 9 years ago

then be batman

IrinaDemirgian 10 years ago

You people are so stuck on the idea of living forever

Sif133 10 years ago

I dont wanna live forever anyway... i don't wanna see all my loved ones die and see the world get destroyed...

tHEgLiTcHgOD 10 years ago

..... i dont want to live forever

Hello8271 10 years ago

Living forever is the downside here.

shewhobringsthenight 11 years ago

Cool, so i'll get another.

Angel Eyler 13 years ago

is it bad that this is literally what i want?

Migdin1 9 years ago

I dont think so

Mew Ashley 13 years ago

I would have pressed the button about 8 months ago, but now I won't.

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

Wait... how long have you been on the internet???

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Robin William Bro 13 years ago

I would just be like Wolverine, so I'm fine!

Xanderiah 11 years ago

Living forever would suck,tbh.

Elder_god420 6 years ago

similarly to a lich i will spend all eternity locked away gathering resources and knowledge

Lolol 11 years ago

Live alone

aps1023 8 years ago

Everyone BUT your wife/ husband lives forever.

Isabelle the red button 11 years ago

Goodbye husband, have fun dieing

abcedarian 10 years ago

they didnt say anything about my friends

sans1kal 11 years ago

DON'T GET MARRIED

Conner2048 10 years ago

I see so many loopholes in this one. Is this swiss cheese?

Jobama69 3 years ago

This implies I have a wife

JonesJimBobski 11 years ago

not getting married anyway.

Epictheking 9 years ago

OH SHIZ 50/50

TheTrollerLord 6 years ago

I never really wanted to live forever anyways

supahslayah 11 years ago

Simple multiple wives.

Yumyumboi 9 years ago

If you love forever, then you will witness everyone you ever knew"s death.. pretty terrible

TheMewgon40 9 years ago

"Love" forever?

JPMC 10 years ago

What if you are sick of your life? What if you didn't achieve what you wante to? You can't go back. You can't see God in heaven. D: #Catholics4lif!

RaNdOm1 11 years ago

Not interested at all in either living forever or getting married :P

Jammcb 7 years ago

But your wife/husband already won't live forever. Your not changing anything for them

fondcoolman 11 years ago

Nu, I will die a happeh death wit meh partner as oldies

IVAN CIPHER 11 years ago

Dont see the downside this mean I can have sex with a variety of women

tungnon 12 years ago

Downside?

LoveTigers556 10 years ago

I'm a kid..

Madge0777 9 years ago

Who needs a husband/wife? Not me! Immortality definitely beats marriage.

Katherine Machabee 13 years ago

Don't have a hubby and don't need to be married. Immortality it is!

WL-0 10 years ago

Fuck... good dilemma indeed. No, I won't leave my gf alone in the afterlife.

Yapay-Anbon 4 years ago

me with no wife:

Jan Baboon 11 years ago

I can get a another one

XxAshleeRocksxX 11 years ago

I don't want to get married cause it's gross :P

StarSapphire6 6 years ago

To live forever is to live in vain, and also after 1000 years my memory would be full.

ChrisOreo18 11 years ago

Never said u can't kill your self. Good looks at death,awesome. LoL

NuclearSans 10 years ago

Longest living author/painter here I come!

DesiredAlex 8 years ago

Only downside here is that you'll become more depressed when your wife/husband dies (if you even have one). Barely any downside, I guess.

niky34 11 years ago

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Legitbaseball20 10 years ago

Loophole, They dont die right away.

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