Everyday, a random amount of money is added to your bank account, ranging from $.01 to $100.
but
In order to gain the money, you must vomit twice, every day. You can choose when you vomit, but you cannot choose how hard it will be. It will never be life threatening, but at its worst, you'll vomit for two and a half minutes straight. Your teeth and esophagus won't be damaged, and you can choose not to vomit at all on a given day.
I will not


KataDarklast year
Getting paid to vomit, seriously?

L3M1N6 months ago
free money

PerDaDer10 years ago
So I get money and I get to be skinny sign me up...

thelittlecactus3 years ago
it isnt healthy to be skinny
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Creeperface13010 years ago
"you can choose not to vomit at all on any given day" cool, then I choose not today, not tomorrow, then the day after that, then... y'know.

TinaLucia2 years ago
But then you won't get the money
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LeoOlkaida 9 years ago
So, I get money and don't have to change my routine at all. What a delight.

dedirake3 years ago
vomiting is your routine??

Icode18 years ago
100$ not enough

Ulee25322 years ago
Dang thepauldude I know it"s the internet and all but calm down
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ReeRee9 years ago
That sounds like a really good deal. So basically, you get to choose when to vomit for money and it won't have negative health effects. There is literally no down side except "have to vomit". Also, who is this weirdo paying you for that...I'd be...concerned.

That_One_Weird_Wolf5 years ago
I would also be concerned. But we will never know..

BobDobbs10 years ago
I know my luck with random numbers. I'd vomit for a couple minutes each time and gain a penny or two. No, thanks.

Mikuelious7 years ago
So basically every time I have a need for money, I'll just vomit twice in a row.

DiamondCreeper7 years ago
Yup

shipqueen287 years ago
screw you i dont have a bank account

ThePaulDude5 years ago
I take it your homeless then.

TheLoopHoleFinder8 years ago
Just vomit when you go to the toilet. Heck yeah

Zer0billion8 years ago
So it"s free money with the downside being completely optional? Why not?

lollypop38 years ago
How many people clicked the button I can't be bothered to read what it does

Razi1918 years ago
Tldr you gain every day monet between a cent to 1000 but you have to vomit twice every day for it but you can choose not to vomit and not get the money

lollypop38 years ago
I love creepers

Katarina Dume12 years ago
As a person with emetophobia... HELL. NO.

That_One_Weird_Wolf5 years ago
I have a bit of emetophobia, but its mostly the fear of that feeling in your stomach when your about to throw up. I'm with you as far as the HELL NO part ^^
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Eric Rafael Mora12 years ago
There's really no downside, since you can opt out of gaining the money for a day, and thus the vomiting with it.

Reese Lovell12 years ago
Another way of getting out of school, and more steam games

Christian Jarmin12 years ago
Why only 50% there's literally no downside to this one no matter what way you look at it. I mean unless you really hate the idea of vomiting that much.

The_game7 years ago
it doesnt say the food you throw up doesnt re-appear so your body could still suffer from a lack of nutrients this was my thought but i doubt this is why everyone else said no

Leon Naumann12 years ago
This Button is just awesome hahahaha i would press it xD

JordanTurner7 years ago
once i start, looking at it makes me vomit more. it will be hard to stop.

rebeldevil11 years ago
This..doesn't seem worth it. For a guaranteed minimum of a grand? Yeah, probably. But not for chump change.

adam10208 years ago
your doing it wrong. i never vomited and i have $100

Xxxgabenxxx10 years ago
My country dosent acept dollars

Prince🐨Mako9 years ago
I don't need money or what!

Yeetaleet3 years ago
It could either be worth it or not be worth it. I guess it"s a good thing that I can control when and where I vomit so I don't make a massive mess.

Ronnoc52710 years ago
So vomit on people you hate and get paid for it...

Con8 years ago
Paid to be sick. Like welfare.

Moltreeeeek9 years ago
Just get a fucking job you welfare little fucks

ThePaulDude5 years ago
This is stupid because it"s not worth it & why are all monetary scenarios ALWAYS IN DOLLARS as if it"s a universal currency? There"s other currencies you know so take that into account next time.

Sahara10 years ago
Oh,so I can chose not to vomit at all on a given day. A day? ANYDAYS? ALL DAYY? FOREVER? Okie dokie. No vomit, money, okay.

KawaiiPrincess8 years ago
Throwing up is painful and it"s sooooooo disgusting...

Phenomena10 years ago
I need money... It's worth it.

uncleltr8 years ago
" you must vomit twice, every day" "you can choose not to vomit at all on a given day."

jcole7779 years ago
that's not fair models get paid millions and they just need to vomit twice a week

JulianShipp7 years ago
So... My life. My body already hates me

jkmc12059 years ago
It's so worth it!

Awais_PG017 years ago
It sa us you can choose when so basically you can NEVER VOMIT

Z0m41e7 years ago
Nah cant do that.

John Slover12 years ago
The way I figure, I just get paid for the times I'm sick.

dedirake3 years ago
well we vomit for some reason anyway sometime rite? Say that we got some seasick and vomit and hey $100 !!

ThanToe10 years ago
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Ambertails9 years ago
cool, so i could eat as much as i like and then just vomit in the morning and eat again, and free money, SWEET, i already threw up after eating to many tistotas (IDEK how to spell that, i cant find it on google so imma just say crushed tacos .-. ) and stay...[Show full comment]

megsyjay8 years ago
Max 100 dollars is to low for what the button is asking... give me say 1000 for this a day and we'll talk

trenton0609 years ago
and you can choose not to vomit at all on a given day, so when i need a few bucks,*Blah*

Earthwurmsooly7 years ago
What the hall is this question

dr.doom12310 years ago
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Iballisticsquid fan10 years ago
I can live with that

Dentsin3477 years ago
That"s a LOT a lot of vomit.

Super LOL11 years ago
Choose not to barf at all unless I want to

i ya9 years ago
she or he said u can be chosen not to vomit so I would always choose not to vomit

BallSniffer4203 years ago
Yes

pressmedont12310 years ago
vomit for cash? okay Blllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
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