Will You Press The Button?

WeakenedDrake 11 years ago

Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried.

TinaLucia 4 years ago

Let the toilet overflow

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Sherbear18 10 years ago

Stops wars, forces dictators and oppressive goverments to step down, orders murderers and rapists to commit suicide, shits uncontrollably. Sounds like a typical saturday night.

Bagout 11 years ago

Diarrhoea means i dont go to school ;D

Sausagedonut101 11 years ago

You could mind control your parents if there the 'get up and deal with it' type

fluffyunicorn3 12 years ago

I can sit on the toilet and control stuff... sweet

Javongod 4 years ago

Ok bet 👍

Muefin 5 years ago

I love having diarrhea

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago

Just be on the toilet while ur mind controlling them

ninja78shiny 11 years ago

just mind control the guy you hate and let them clean your shit

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

I think you might want them to eat your poop. >B)

theblazeYEET 7 years ago

I would just go in my pants

Axelio Dalek 11 years ago

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Ginamojo5704 8 years ago

PEOPLE DON'T JUST CHOOSE TO BE GAY, STRAIGHT OR OTHER WISE! PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT THEY CHOOSE ARE SO FUCKING STUIPID!

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fluffyunicorn3 12 years ago

I can sit on the toilet and control stuff... sweet

Octomations 9 years ago

I will just control everyone to clean it up and eat it.

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

Make people eat your poop. FINALLY, I CAN TELL EVERYONE WHAT TO DO! Happy life come here. B)

WeedCard 9 years ago

I'll be on the toilet controlling the world. MWAHAHAHAAAA

Fartkontrol 9 years ago

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Kittenlover101 9 years ago

*makes bill gates give me all his money, putting my blood in a bottle so the mind control cells are in the bottle* I guess I found a loophole? Kinda? I guess I did.

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

Nice. Having this ability forever. B)

Jake Phillips 13 years ago

I have terrible diarrhea every day anyway

anomynousguy101 10 years ago

??????????????????????? why did you say that, and why does it have 11 likes (currently)

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Gaber193 10 years ago

So tour thrown for the day is a tolet and I would use my mind control powers to find ways to enhance my powers so I have them for ever. Then if I had thos that power I would rule the world 🌎 with an iron fist

Buddy41 10 years ago

Just wear a diaper

MakailahTaylor 9 years ago

but you"d have to change it every second of the day

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago

id make someone a slave to clean the diarrhea

IHaveABigDick 10 years ago

Whoever did is a hoe

DonaldTrump4life$$$ 11 years ago

Im already like that #tolietselfies

DankDorito 11 years ago

Can I control my diarrhea as well?

MakailahTaylor 9 years ago

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leon 11 years ago

explosive diarrhea!

vicvinegar 11 years ago

So basically I can have sex with my neighbor all day on the toilet

Kevin Kelley 13 years ago

I'll control Bill Gates to give me billions of dollars and then be done with the diarrhea and have billions for the rest of my life thereafter.

Milli Sellfur Dogehor 13 years ago

I will deal with this. I shall control the presidents mind and make him go insane.

Gabriel Loureiro 13 years ago

I would control myself

TaterTacoma 10 years ago

control yourself to not poop

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Signe Machado 13 years ago

So worth it.

TheDisguisedFlamingo 8 years ago

MONEYZ AND STUFFZ

Malou Lewin 13 years ago

you can control stuff from the toilet... but will they be conscious and remember and stuff i'm more worried what will happen the next day

cristi 11 years ago

L.o.l XD

dadnaya 12 years ago

Controlling from the bathroom

MakailahTaylor 9 years ago

why did they do that, wait they said everybody right??? you could mind control god and get him to take the dhiarea away, right???

Pumacundoonma 11 years ago

Worth it

Celina Schwabbel 13 years ago

I'll just tell them not to notice.

Azurali 11 years ago

i'll have sex with everyone and go at the same time. works out fine

Johny-toucan 9 years ago

Dousnt matter had sex

KindnessUrie 10 years ago

meh people suck anyway

MGGoku 9 years ago

Okay then

The_Dian233 last year

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TemmieArmor 11 years ago

Doesn't that mean you can control your parents to not make you go to school? Just don't go out in public and stay on the toilet, controlling people from afar.

SimpleByte 8 years ago

Diarrhea is not the end of the world

Price511 10 years ago

If I had this power, I'd do so many things to fix the world.

MakailahTaylor 9 years ago

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Mc PressMyButtons 10 years ago

worth it

Pokemonfan 11 years ago

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Mr.MisterYo 11 years ago

But what if I stay on the toilet and control minds in the same time?

OEnrico 4 years ago

worth it

that random girl 11 years ago

*makes Bill Gates give me 5 billion dollars* Now all I have to do is make JB kill himself and i'm set for life

abcx 9 years ago

Just choose a day where you don't have to leave the house. Make billionaires give you money and make your crush fall for you or whatever you want, no one said you have to see them while controlling them.

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