Will You Press The Button?

Mr Button-Clicker 11 years ago

get a security guard and laugh when he dissapears

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago

Noice

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FattyTheFat 10 years ago

Get a massive building and watch with amusement how it gets stolen lol

Tacticaltechjay 9 years ago

Lol so true

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randomjax 10 years ago

A time bomb that is set for two months and one hour

Angel-Wing 9 years ago

Genious

235x0 2 years ago

The ability to manipulate facts, change "any I get gets stolen two months later" to false.

LaEdad 10 years ago

Unhappiness, have it only two months of your life then never again to "live happy ever after"

IHasDonutzPebble 10 years ago

Lololololololol Thats True IMAOOOOOO To LaEdad , hwhahajhwjwhshhdwfiiwowdfed

JuN7507 11 years ago

What if I want a cheesburger that I eat instantly ? What will be stolen 2 months later ?

ChocolaTee 8 years ago

- wish for a teleporter set straight to above a volcano - wish for a flying toilet - teleport with the toilet there - teleport away - wish for a rock or a gun to shoot the damn thing and destroy it - the shit falls into the volcano - ha

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Branden Zipp 13 years ago

buy a diamond worth an insane amount of money, then sell it. having it stolen is no longer your problem

punmaster78 6 years ago

but they would steal the money you got from it, right?

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DavidHbert 9 years ago

Ok i will get something to eat u can have my shit

Panifex 9 years ago

I want my own personal planet. How is anyone gonna steal that?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Well, Gru stole the moon, and a planet is not that far off from the moon.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Why not wish for a bomb which explodes one minute after someone steals it? Loophole.

VishnuPandey 2 years ago

That's not a loophole

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C 9 years ago

I "want" whoever is going to try to steal my stuff.

Decdec20 11 years ago

Ill get a cloner so I can clone it so he stilss one of them

Lazers 7 years ago

yes you can genticly clone stuff idiot

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megan_cbeck 8 years ago

Cake, eat it, and it can’t be stolen. A bad person in the world, laugh when they get stolen. Money, spend it, and it getting stolen is not your problem. Boom. (Drops mic)

Oldiron_79 9 years ago

Note to self get good insurance on whatever I get

HotRodM 11 years ago

Sentry gun

Mr Button-Clicker 11 years ago

my kind of person

Uncooldood 9 years ago

Just want something immovable

Majkelele 9 years ago

Get a girlfriend. After two months let your gf get stolen by some douche. Have depression. Wish for another gf. The same situation. After some time you become heartless man who changes gf every two months, but many guys around you are happy cause they have... [Show full comment]

LukaLogar 9 years ago

Imagine Sheldon Cooper playin this game xD

Pleshy 9 years ago

My virginity

d0ubl3 9 years ago

Wish for a 1000 tonne solid block of chocolate and film how they try steal it

Probably_A_Hobbit 9 years ago

I want a hole. Good luck, thieves.

Tacticaltechjay 9 years ago

For those who know Undertale, I would get Sans and then he will you his Gaster Blasters. For those who don't, I would get a Shrink Machine then shrink that person then drop the person down the toilet.

TheMultifandomBoy 9 years ago

Buy Justin Bieber and let him get stolen by some 12 year old girl. (": problem solved.

GamingExorcist 9 years ago

There"s one thing i want in this world and she has already been taken from me once.... I can't have that happen again

Tacticaltechjay 9 years ago

Your perfect girl friend?

marxman 9 years ago

Oh, crap, my computer got stolen. *gets computer back*

Doge4life 10 years ago

Well then i want the heads of my robbers through out the entire time line

Anonymgord 10 years ago

Have the future thieft's life - when he steals it, you know what happens.

Cherry - Cherrie 10 years ago

So I would get chocolate. Then eat it. How would it be stolen?

Virtuoso 10 years ago

I guess someone would steal your shit? XD

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Barib 10 years ago

I'll get a virginity for two months and then someone can steal it...

Mingle_wingle 5 months ago

A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about but thoughts

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screams 9 years ago

What I want most can't be stolen. Its not physical

xXFireDemonGirlXx 9 years ago

what if................ you wished for magic? how does dat get stolen?

C 9 years ago

I want the world

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago

Have a bomb that goes off in two months X)

MissCipherOfCringyland 9 years ago

The TARDIS

Ryan Schick 13 years ago

a really nice 5 course meal, after that it's all yours

Thundia 11 years ago

Your shit will be stolen 2 months later. (They better have good luck going down the toilet to steal your shit)

Barib 10 years ago

I'll get a crate of gift vouchers and spend them, so I don't care when they're stolen

FlameBlaze 10 years ago

I want smaug, how they will stolen him? XD

businessman 10 years ago

Whatever you want gets stolen. Like a car, get it, STOLEN. Like a property, get it, STOLEN, probably by the government.

EVILEVILSNMASH 10 years ago

Get insurance

Beebotvox 10 years ago

Wish for the perfect girl friend she gets kidnapped hunt the basters down and make a movie out of it

Fastsnake50 10 years ago

Trump gets stolen 2 months later!!! Yes

XxDiamondxX 10 years ago

I want a cancer cure.

hatgirl5252 10 years ago

So . . . I can have a fictional character be real and mine, but someone's gonna kidnap them? With the person I have in mind, he'll just arrest them and come back to me. Problem solved. :)

stev0withazer0 10 years ago

Loophole: You want a genie in a golden lamp that can give you 3 wishes. The first 2 wishes can be whatever you want. But the last wish is to have infinite wishes that you can grant yourself without the genie. The genie gets stolen 2 months later, but it do... [Show full comment]

MNITIMMY 10 years ago

So if I want something to eat, two months later, someone will be trying to steal my turd? I'm in.

BadTimeSans1 10 years ago

Dun dun dun where is my turd oh wait is stolen lol

Zyotix 11 years ago

Buy a big mansion with an electric fence, guard dogs, security, and machine guns mounted to the house's inner walls. Problem solved, bitch ain't stealing my stuff anymore.

PaigeCantGame 11 years ago

I see no downside. You can just get the same thing as soon as it gets stolen. It doesn't say that you can only get an item like once a year so technically you can get a new item every second!