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235x011 months ago

The ability to manipulate facts, change "any I get gets stolen two months later" to false.

Mr Button-Clicker9 years ago

get a security guard and laugh when he dissapears

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago

Noice

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FattyTheFat9 years ago

Get a massive building and watch with amusement how it gets stolen lol

Tacticaltechjay8 years ago

Lol so true

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randomjax9 years ago

A time bomb that is set for two months and one hour

Angel-Wing8 years ago

Genious

LaEdad9 years ago

Unhappiness, have it only two months of your life then never again to "live happy ever after"

IHasDonutzPebble9 years ago

Lololololololol Thats True IMAOOOOOO To LaEdad , hwhahajhwjwhshhdwfiiwowdfed

JuN75079 years ago

What if I want a cheesburger that I eat instantly ? What will be stolen 2 months later ?

ChocolaTee7 years ago

- wish for a teleporter set straight to above a volcano - wish for a flying toilet - teleport with the toilet there - teleport away - wish for a rock or a gun to shoot the damn thing and destroy it - the shit falls into the volcano - ha

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Branden Zipp12 years ago

buy a diamond worth an insane amount of money, then sell it. having it stolen is no longer your problem

punmaster784 years ago

but they would steal the money you got from it, right?

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DavidHbert7 years ago

Ok i will get something to eat u can have my shit

Panifex7 years ago

I want my own personal planet. How is anyone gonna steal that?

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Well, Gru stole the moon, and a planet is not that far off from the moon.

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Why not wish for a bomb which explodes one minute after someone steals it? Loophole.

VishnuPandey29 days ago

That's not a loophole

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C8 years ago

I "want" whoever is going to try to steal my stuff.

megan_cbeck7 years ago

Cake, eat it, and it can’t be stolen. A bad person in the world, laugh when they get stolen. Money, spend it, and it getting stolen is not your problem. Boom. (Drops mic)

Oldiron_797 years ago

Note to self get good insurance on whatever I get

Uncooldood7 years ago

Just want something immovable

Decdec209 years ago

Ill get a cloner so I can clone it so he stilss one of them

Lazers6 years ago

yes you can genticly clone stuff idiot

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HotRodM9 years ago

Sentry gun

Mr Button-Clicker9 years ago

my kind of person

Majkelele8 years ago

Get a girlfriend. After two months let your gf get stolen by some douche. Have depression. Wish for another gf. The same situation. After some time you become heartless man who changes gf every two months, but many guys around you are happy cause they have...[Show full comment]

LukaLogar8 years ago

Imagine Sheldon Cooper playin this game xD

d0ubl38 years ago

Wish for a 1000 tonne solid block of chocolate and film how they try steal it

Probably_A_Hobbit8 years ago

I want a hole. Good luck, thieves.

Tacticaltechjay8 years ago

For those who know Undertale, I would get Sans and then he will you his Gaster Blasters. For those who don't, I would get a Shrink Machine then shrink that person then drop the person down the toilet.

TheMultifandomBoy8 years ago

Buy Justin Bieber and let him get stolen by some 12 year old girl. (": problem solved.

GamingExorcist8 years ago

There"s one thing i want in this world and she has already been taken from me once.... I can't have that happen again

Tacticaltechjay8 years ago

Your perfect girl friend?

Doge4life8 years ago

Well then i want the heads of my robbers through out the entire time line

Anonymgord8 years ago

Have the future thieft's life - when he steals it, you know what happens.

Cherry - Cherrie9 years ago

So I would get chocolate. Then eat it. How would it be stolen?

Virtuoso8 years ago

I guess someone would steal your shit? XD

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screams7 years ago

What I want most can't be stolen. Its not physical

xXFireDemonGirlXx8 years ago

what if................ you wished for magic? how does dat get stolen?

C8 years ago

I want the world

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago

Have a bomb that goes off in two months X)

Pleshy8 years ago

My virginity

MissCipherOfCringyland8 years ago

The TARDIS

marxman8 years ago

Oh, crap, my computer got stolen. *gets computer back*

Barib9 years ago

I'll get a crate of gift vouchers and spend them, so I don't care when they're stolen

Barib9 years ago

I'll get a virginity for two months and then someone can steal it...

Virtuoso8 years ago

So you get raped?

FlameBlaze9 years ago

I want smaug, how they will stolen him? XD

businessman9 years ago

Whatever you want gets stolen. Like a car, get it, STOLEN. Like a property, get it, STOLEN, probably by the government.

EVILEVILSNMASH 9 years ago

Get insurance

Beebotvox9 years ago

Wish for the perfect girl friend she gets kidnapped hunt the basters down and make a movie out of it

Fastsnake509 years ago

Trump gets stolen 2 months later!!! Yes

XxDiamondxX9 years ago

I want a cancer cure.

hatgirl52529 years ago

So . . . I can have a fictional character be real and mine, but someone's gonna kidnap them? With the person I have in mind, he'll just arrest them and come back to me. Problem solved. :)

stev0withazer09 years ago

Loophole: You want a genie in a golden lamp that can give you 3 wishes. The first 2 wishes can be whatever you want. But the last wish is to have infinite wishes that you can grant yourself without the genie. The genie gets stolen 2 months later, but it do...[Show full comment]

MNITIMMY9 years ago

So if I want something to eat, two months later, someone will be trying to steal my turd? I'm in.

BadTimeSans18 years ago

Dun dun dun where is my turd oh wait is stolen lol

Zyotix9 years ago

Buy a big mansion with an electric fence, guard dogs, security, and machine guns mounted to the house's inner walls. Problem solved, bitch ain't stealing my stuff anymore.

PaigeCantGame9 years ago

I see no downside. You can just get the same thing as soon as it gets stolen. It doesn't say that you can only get an item like once a year so technically you can get a new item every second!