You can learn any language from looking at its alphabet
but
The only thing you can eat is Cheese
I will not


ReefChong3 years ago
What if you try to eat something other than cheese?

BoomBoy58last year
Probably Die Or A Fate Worse

Yeet694 years ago
Is it anything with cheese on it?

Andreas Mephistophilis12 years ago
how the hell can that possibly be b- oh. ooooooooh, it's cheese, not chinese. Well, fuck.

Dat1Buttonpresser4 months ago
I too thought it said Chinese... 🥲
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KatCat7 years ago
opens a resturaunt called Cheese

Concussionist826 years ago
Wisconsinites unite

gksv4 years ago
CHEESE IS HEAVEN (I have literally obsessing over cheese for like years)

JosiahBollesparson5 years ago
i like cheese so win/win

Etay5 years ago
Cheese gromit, CHEESE. I just love cheese

TressabMae8 years ago
I like cheese...

lol3314 years ago
Yes but don't just eat that forever

silversniper999 years ago
i already eat chinese!

sandro989 years ago
you suck
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ThisNerd10 years ago
No downside :D Now I can finally learn Japanese!

lol3314 years ago
There is one
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Sansthecomic3577 years ago
NOOOOO I NEED MY BACON

JackGallagher7 years ago
Stick nutrient pills or just the nutrients into the cheese. May be weird but it'll stave off malnutrition. Also, never said anything about drinking or IV!

Danielmaciel9167 years ago
I can eat the Chinese horay

Double0racle7 years ago
Where is the downside to this?

Athena Velasco12 years ago
Well, there's a LOT of different cheese kinds out there, but on second thought I'll probably die of malnutrition before I utilize my language skills.

Travis12 years ago
Where is the downside?

lol3314 years ago
YOU WILL DIE BECAUSE HUMANS ARE NOT MEANT TO JUST EAT CHEESE
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Donald Thompson12 years ago
It'd be a pretty cool power to have until you died of malnutrition.

Shania Heerd12 years ago
This is heaven!

QuantumPlatyus479 years ago
You would die of malnutrition in less than a week

Sonali Gupta12 years ago
Where is the downside?

Frankie Gerhardt12 years ago
Upside: I see it. Downside: still looking for it.

Cassie Misner12 years ago
I like cheese, so....

Snell59 years ago
Oh god what if you're lactose intolerant

HarlyFlowerRose8 years ago
I'm dairy free I can't eat cheese forever

Darth Derp9 years ago
THROW THE CHEESE!

Aiden641last year
Pizza, Cheesburger, Dont worry, We good

jdarel5439 years ago
I'm lactose intolerant: (

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

PsychoticPower8 years ago
Downside?

anonimo127310 years ago
i love cheese

Cringe_Lord3 years ago
So I become American

Toukov9 years ago
There is nacho cheese so there isnt a downside

Timelypat8 years ago
Nachos has chips which isn't cheese.

Spartan_117_MC11 years ago
Lactose Intolerant. lolnope

megalot9 years ago
is pizza considered cheese?

mintywolf20205 years ago
how the fuck will i eat chinese wait its fricking cheese i hat cheese but i can eat cheesecake~~~~

Luksuman9 years ago
I hate cheese

Blank729 years ago
some languages dont have an alphabet

Rem-chan9 years ago
Ehm.... Sorry but ni

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KevinSilver8 years ago
cheese is yummy

frankentine9 years ago
I like cheese

Maharid6 months ago
this give you no other thing, and if you only eat cheese you will die cause you will miss too much other nutrients.

Dat1Buttonpresser4 months ago
yeah... I'm also lactose intolerant...

Nick Wilde9 years ago
I like cheese, so no downside :3

Uksi 10 years ago
Well FUCK cheese

Someguyatetoomanypretzels7 years ago
Piss off

Manza1239 years ago
Everything is made up of protons and neutrons, also cheese is just a word, I could just call everything cheese

Asher Jacobs12 years ago
er lerv cherse

Chen_Jerry2 years ago
Chinese haven't alphabet :)

jomama9 years ago
never said you can't eat cheesecake.

Timelypat8 years ago
But that has non-cheese things in it. Also of course it"s not gonna list every single food you can and can't eat post-pressing this button.

yey10 years ago
FUCK CHICKEN cheese
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