You can tell when someone is lying,
but
your pants will catch on fire every time you lie.
I will not


Maharid3 months ago
I don't lie. AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

sregiinetahi18 days ago
youll be screaming ahh when i put it in
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark7 months ago
Thats not evil and dark and- AAHHHHHH MY PANTS AAAAHHHHH

INTP9 months ago
wait, can I just say “Goldbach conjecture can be proved” or "the big bang theory is true" or "the extinction of the dinosaurs is be cause of meteor strike" and make lots of technology breakthroughs by checking if my pants are on fire?

garlic59 days ago
it said "when you lie" not "when you say something untrue" so no you probably cant
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Willvylast year
What happens if I say "My pants are about to catch fire?"

INTP9 months ago
GENIUS! paradox created!

Meepmorpzeet4 years ago
If you’re attacked throw your pants on it and tell a lie. If you’re lost in the woods in the winter at night place it on the ground and tell a lie and you have a fire.

UndertaleFann3 years ago
*Throws pants on ground* "I won't die here" *Pants not on fire* "Oh fu-"

cybro9744 years ago
Brings a whole new meaning to liar liar pants on fire.

Kirito40034 years ago
Just wear a fire proof Pant

Radioactive_Foxy4 years ago
100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000% true

memeslayer0594 years ago
perfect for self defence

I-will-find-all-the-loopholes3 years ago
What if you don't have pants on?

Sexy_mall_santa4 years ago
Only say part of the truth that way you'll still not be lying

potato-without-magic4 years ago
Eh, it has been said a lie by omission is still a lie...
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YourMomXD4 years ago
Wtf

Aq_Qoyunlu4 years ago
I become a oracle behind a wall. No need of pants lol

cybro9744 years ago
Because liar liar pants on fire.

num1goonlord3 months ago
pants are damp enough it wouldn't happen.

vexen239 months ago
I wear skirts mostly so I'm pretty sure I'm safe

Gl1tch3dL1m3last year
Basically, human is animal as well

Dragonsmasher4 years ago
Laughs wears shorts

AngySmugleaf9 months ago
That's where doublespeak comes in, google it up! ^^

72squirrelsinaskinsuit3 years ago
lying is a habit i am trying to break. i think i started lying because of past trauma. I lie a lot and that would be an inconvenience as most of the time as soon as i realize i lied, i correct myself and apologise

demidekeractbagel999.7 months ago
why dont we just wear a dress..?..

cybro9744 years ago
This becomes a weapon.

Niggakiller2 months ago
I don't wear pants

Chit9 months ago
guess this just gives me more reasons to wear skirts more often

Cactus86753093 years ago
Wear shorts

SiamesePhoenix4 months ago
Half-Truth, Silence, and Distraction. >:3

doodledimerlast year
I don't lie that mutch

Your_favorite_gay4 years ago
I only wear shorts :)

Scraptrap3 years ago
Shorts BOOM

Galpal4 months ago
Don't wear pants and message the lies

yori22310 months ago
wear a speedo everywhere and noone will care because of the cool jobs and millions of dollars you could make off that if you are smart about it.

Maypaws4 years ago
Don't wear pants then.

Murdoc_Niccals8 months ago
Who needs pants when going naked exists

niuyuxuanlast year
Threebody?
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