Will You Press The Button?

Maharid2 months ago

I don't lie. AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Emperor_Ironegg2 months ago

You make me imagine a detailed scene

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark6 months ago

Thats not evil and dark and- AAHHHHHH MY PANTS AAAAHHHHH

INTP8 months ago

wait, can I just say “Goldbach conjecture can be proved” or "the big bang theory is true" or "the extinction of the dinosaurs is be cause of meteor strike" and make lots of technology breakthroughs by checking if my pants are on fire?

StinkyMrFuck5 months ago

Or state paradoxes and see what happens. Do I even have to be wearing the pants? What if I'm pantsless and lie? People who wear dresses or skirts or even tights would get past this easily.

Willvylast year

What happens if I say "My pants are about to catch fire?"

INTP8 months ago

GENIUS! paradox created!

Meepmorpzeet4 years ago

If you’re attacked throw your pants on it and tell a lie. If you’re lost in the woods in the winter at night place it on the ground and tell a lie and you have a fire.

UndertaleFann3 years ago

*Throws pants on ground* "I won't die here" *Pants not on fire* "Oh fu-"

cybro9744 years ago

Brings a whole new meaning to liar liar pants on fire.

Kirito40034 years ago

Just wear a fire proof Pant

Radioactive_Foxy4 years ago

100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000% true

memeslayer0594 years ago

perfect for self defence

I-will-find-all-the-loopholes3 years ago

What if you don't have pants on?

Sexy_mall_santa4 years ago

Only say part of the truth that way you'll still not be lying

potato-without-magic4 years ago

Eh, it has been said a lie by omission is still a lie...

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YourMomXD4 years ago

Wtf

Aq_Qoyunlu4 years ago

I become a oracle behind a wall. No need of pants lol

demidekeractbagel999.6 months ago

why dont we just wear a dress..?..

cybro9744 years ago

This becomes a weapon.

Niggakillerlast month

I don't wear pants

Chit8 months ago

guess this just gives me more reasons to wear skirts more often

Cactus86753093 years ago

Wear shorts

SiamesePhoenix3 months ago

Half-Truth, Silence, and Distraction. >:3

doodledimerlast year

I don't lie that mutch

Your_favorite_gay4 years ago

I only wear shorts :)

Scraptrap3 years ago

Shorts BOOM

Galpal3 months ago

Don't wear pants and message the lies

yori2239 months ago

wear a speedo everywhere and noone will care because of the cool jobs and millions of dollars you could make off that if you are smart about it.

Maypaws4 years ago

Don't wear pants then.

Murdoc_Niccals7 months ago

Who needs pants when going naked exists

niuyuxuanlast year

Threebody?

cybro9744 years ago

Because liar liar pants on fire.

num1goonlord3 months ago

pants are damp enough it wouldn't happen.

vexen238 months ago

I wear skirts mostly so I'm pretty sure I'm safe

Gl1tch3dL1m3last year

Basically, human is animal as well

Dragonsmasher4 years ago

Laughs wears shorts

AngySmugleaf8 months ago

That's where doublespeak comes in, google it up! ^^

72squirrelsinaskinsuit3 years ago

lying is a habit i am trying to break. i think i started lying because of past trauma. I lie a lot and that would be an inconvenience as most of the time as soon as i realize i lied, i correct myself and apologise

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