You can tell when someone is lying,
but
your pants will catch on fire every time you lie.
I will not

Maharid 2 years ago
I don't lie. AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

sregiinetahi last year
youll be screaming ahh when i put it in
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Thats not evil and dark and- AAHHHHHH MY PANTS AAAAHHHHH

INTP 2 years ago
wait, can I just say “Goldbach conjecture can be proved” or "the big bang theory is true" or "the extinction of the dinosaurs is be cause of meteor strike" and make lots of technology breakthroughs by checking if my pants are on fire?

garlic5 last year
it said "when you lie" not "when you say something untrue" so no you probably cant
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Willvy 3 years ago
What happens if I say "My pants are about to catch fire?"

Epic_nugget 7 months ago
The world ends
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Meepmorpzeet 5 years ago
If you’re attacked throw your pants on it and tell a lie. If you’re lost in the woods in the winter at night place it on the ground and tell a lie and you have a fire.

UndertaleFann 4 years ago
*Throws pants on ground* "I won't die here" *Pants not on fire* "Oh fu-"

cybro974 5 years ago
Brings a whole new meaning to liar liar pants on fire.

Kirito4003 6 years ago
Just wear a fire proof Pant

Radioactive_Foxy 5 years ago
100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000% true

memeslayer059 5 years ago
perfect for self defence

I-will-find-all-the-loopholes 5 years ago
What if you don't have pants on?

Sexy_mall_santa 6 years ago
Only say part of the truth that way you'll still not be lying

potato-without-magic 6 years ago
Eh, it has been said a lie by omission is still a lie...
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YourMomXD 5 years ago
Wtf

Aq_Qoyunlu 5 years ago
I become a oracle behind a wall. No need of pants lol

cybro974 5 years ago
Because liar liar pants on fire.

Thanakla 4 months ago
很显然,我用另一种方式全知了

num1goonlord 2 years ago
pants are damp enough it wouldn't happen.

vexen23 2 years ago
I wear skirts mostly so I'm pretty sure I'm safe

niggles 9 months ago
how about I just wear shorts

Gl1tch3dL1m3 3 years ago
Basically, human is animal as well

Dragonsmasher 5 years ago
Laughs wears shorts

Yourking 4 months ago
I'm not interested who lies

AngySmugleaf 2 years ago
That's where doublespeak comes in, google it up! ^^

72squirrelsinaskinsuit 5 years ago
lying is a habit i am trying to break. i think i started lying because of past trauma. I lie a lot and that would be an inconvenience as most of the time as soon as i realize i lied, i correct myself and apologise

LinffZ1 7 months ago
everyone will be honest

demidekeractbagel999. 2 years ago
why dont we just wear a dress..?..

cybro974 5 years ago
This becomes a weapon.

MCH last month
其实不穿裤子就可以了(

Niggakiller 2 years ago
I don't wear pants

Chit 2 years ago
guess this just gives me more reasons to wear skirts more often

Cactus8675309 4 years ago
Wear shorts

RalseiPlush 6 months ago
I'll just tell half-truths. Where was I on November 9th? Well I wasn't home.

SiamesePhoenix 2 years ago
Half-Truth, Silence, and Distraction. >:3

doodledimer 3 years ago
I don't lie that mutch

Your_favorite_gay 5 years ago
I only wear shorts :)

Superstitional_Realism last year
i dont have pants

Scraptrap 4 years ago
Shorts BOOM

shanxibenshan 5 months ago
Wouldn't it be ok if I do not wear a pants?

Galpal 2 years ago
Don't wear pants and message the lies

yori223 2 years ago
wear a speedo everywhere and noone will care because of the cool jobs and millions of dollars you could make off that if you are smart about it.

Maypaws 5 years ago
Don't wear pants then.

niggles 9 months ago
I don't lie I swearis something hot in here

Murdoc_Niccals 2 years ago
Who needs pants when going naked exists

niuyuxuan 3 years ago
Threebody?
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