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Lightning fast internet, always
but
Lose three fingers of your choice
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TrueFacts8 years ago
Who said they were your fingers

CODEX078 years ago
True

Ava Leeser Marlo12 years ago
Step 1: Buy chicken fingers Step 2: Since you bought them, they are now yours. Step 3: Lose your fingers. (chicken fingers) The only downside is that you lost your chicken fingers

RosieTheCockatiel2 years ago
NOOOOOOO
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Mai-chan8 years ago
*Grabs the hand of an enemy...* "These are the fingers I choose!" (Guys, it never says your fingers, just fingers of your CHOICE)

Cheyyoung0018 years ago
Who needs those three fingers? Internet is awesome

MasterVelyk8 years ago
I collect human fingers for a living, so have these 3 middle fingers I cut off of people.

DuffCheese8 years ago
I aleready. Have fast internet........sooooooo.....(not to brag)

Sam Montana9 years ago
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LOLLoopholes8 years ago
Comcast equals hell.

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
Doesn't have to be your fingers. It says: Lose three fingers of your choice=Fingerless opponents. B)

NiloGJ8 years ago
If you have animal fingers in your house you can loss it, right?

spawnofdeath8 years ago
They never said MY finger... just choose some person you hate/ don't know boom! XD

Creeperkiller20008 years ago
Buy prosthetic fingers

Bryan Hao12 years ago
Any fingers but my wasd pushers and my mouse-clicker

ShinyUmbreonGamer10 years ago
Well, at least I don't have to worry about lag on Minecraft =3

NightPhase9 years ago
doesn't say it has to be YOUR fingers... Justin Beiber just lost three fingers!

happygolucky11 years ago
Go to the zoo and make a monkey lose three fingers.

JaeIsGay8 years ago
I'm a lesbian my fingers are important to me

Look4thestars7 years ago
Ok, you may take my chicken fingers.

Heather Booz12 years ago
They never said WHOSE fingers had to be cut off.

COBRA779 years ago
I can live with that

CorruptedFoxy9 years ago
Cut someone else's fingers off :P it's your choice!

Ambertails9 years ago
it didnt say they had to be YOUR fingers ;3

Project1299 years ago
Kalion has the right idea....But it does say "Lose" three fingers. So I suppose it depends on if it is all the way down tot he wrist loss, or just the segments extending from the palm, it really matters at what place the finger is lost.

WhoTheHellAmI?10 years ago
Tom Bombadil. You won the internet today. :D

BatOutta6669 years ago
ok *cuts of hitlers fingers and makes him lose his*

AnnaMJ9 years ago
3 fingers of choice so i just choose 3 on my left hand since i'm right handed

Jeebus9 years ago
How will i fap

MarioMaster1013 years ago
Chicken fingers for the win

Ddoomsday Timothys12 years ago
didn't say they had to be our fingers

CFGim9 years ago
it took me a while to decide wich of my fingers to cut

EdgyTeen7 years ago
FINALLY I can be a post 13th century assassin

Jungleman Pc12 years ago
Does the fingers on foot count? :P

MorganJ9 years ago
Nobody said it had to be my fingers.

wikawikawater8 years ago
are you kidding me no way dude!!!!!

mebruh9 years ago
It ain't worth an arm or a leg, or in this case a couple of fingers

Fl00rMaster10 years ago
goodbye pinkies and a ring finger

_.asriel._.undertale._9 years ago
Idea- Chicken fingers Most hated celeb. Lose 1 1/2 fingers each Or just 3 each Or choose one and 3 fingers Or you can draw a hand and cut off three fingers Or sense ur toes are basically fingers that help you balance you can cut the 3 you don't comp...[Show full comment]

Mollywolly10 years ago
Internet just a bit faster, for such a high price? No thanks!

Rorison178 years ago
tep 1: Buy chicken fingers Step 2: Since you bought them, they are now yours. Step 3: Lose your fingers. (chicken fingers) The only downside is that you lost your chicken fingers

hannahrugbygirl1669 years ago
Keep thumbs because without then you can't pick up anything

Sho995 years ago
Do toes count

Undertale Master9 years ago
get Twinkies and you can replace them with the fingers your getting rid of ',.,'

Ninja_pig9 years ago
Im going to watch a video tutorial in ultra high definition on how to grow new fingers

RevolutionGamer9 years ago
They did not say I had to lose three fingers of my choice

mrman1239 years ago
ok mine will be both pinkys and my middle finger

mrman1239 years ago
i mean my right middle finger

Nour10 years ago
Fast Internet= no social life and a 60% property of having no mates for the rest of your life

spoopyintensifies3 years ago
Meta: Press the button, lose your right thumb, ring finger, and pinky so your capabilities of using a PC go down 0%

Adrian Orlando12 years ago
Get rid of both pinkies, and ring finger of right hand, can still play any video game.

AnonymousAnswers.com9 years ago
I mean, you don't always have lighting fast internet. The average Internet is pretty reliable. Plus, what are you gonna enjoy in life with only 7 fingers?

ToxicColinBurst19 years ago
i'd keep my milldle finger

Nxmzy9 years ago
Fine for this once I will give him my chicken fingers
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