Will You Press The Button?

RandomGuy8889 years ago

So you become a super nerd with teleporting abilities. By the way it's 100 yards = 91.44 meters...fucking americans and their Imperial System. Why can't they just follow the world and stop making it hard for themselves and everybody else.

lzyhlast month

因为美国人就是一群傻逼，智力能超过40都得祖坟冒青烟咯

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Gabe4Gaming9 years ago

Yeah let's Sans this shit!

Icode18 years ago

sans i dont think thats a good idea

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Krusek8 years ago

I can work it back up to my original strength.

HereComesDatBoi8 years ago

I mean, what if you"re super buff, then you become a normal, averagely strong person? :P

Lastbutton9 months ago

who probably also looks scary (cus of the big muscles you slready had)

ZaneP12 years ago

Hah, 80% of zero is zero!

ItsCatBreadYT4 years ago

Physical = Weak. Mental = Bad heart, lung problems, mantal issues etc.

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Nutkin9 years ago

So I basically become sans? Score!

Star_Charter8 years ago

Yes. I can just teleport out of any situation.

KevinMoynihan8 years ago

If I can teleport 100 yards I don't need to be strong I could just play in the NFL and teleport to the endzone when ever I need to

Anthony William Whaley12 years ago

As long as I don't look 80% physically weaker lol

fiona_pardo 9 years ago

You would look like that because you wouldnt walk because your 80% weaker

Charlie Banks12 years ago

80% weaker, and you probably wouldn't be able to stand...

Gabriel Elias Lagrotteria12 years ago

wheelchair is the solution

Dalton Brodie12 years ago

Pfft all my friends know that i am Bsingly stong as is this wont matter.

Noah Joyce12 years ago

i'm already incredibly physically weak to the point that i can't run up stairs without feeling the need to eject my lungs through my asshole so pushed

Doomsday537 years ago

Who needs to walk I can teleport all I need is a chair

Redhulk918 9 years ago

All for One, basically. (My Hero Academia reference)

jossurr9 years ago

if I became 80% weaker than I am now youd have to burry me

Sera10 years ago

If I get any weaker I'm probably not even able to move my arms anymore

ziagrace8 years ago

I would just get RIPPED before I press this button

mikekoopa9 years ago

doesn`t say that you can`t work out to become strong again

Mr_loopholeslast year

But I’m 90% weak

Saayanna6 years ago

Well I'm already physically weak so...

barlowsmash9 years ago

Wow ready people

The Unknown9 years ago

Weakness makes Strong ...

Nosels9 years ago

NEVER

Bigbadkid117 years ago

Lol I can still have be epons lol

agenderflux10 years ago

So basically, you have to walk/move with a cane/wheelchair and you can teleport & read minds.

oldnotweak8 years ago

that would kill you.

Deathbox9 years ago

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Drewman1238 years ago

im already weak

MARKIPIER9 years ago

I'll telport to a gym!!!?!

ReksYT4 years ago

Если ктото и будет на 80 процентв слобее то ты просто телепартируешься от негодяя который хочет тебя попбить это иизи

blakepane9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Doomsday537 years ago

It never said you can't stop at a hundred yards and teleport another hundred

Warlord20808 years ago

So basically i wouldn't be able to lift a spoon because i am 80 % weaker.

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago

What"s the upside

Phoenixianking9 years ago

Ok so what I can fucking teleport

jackpg9810 years ago

How the hell are people not pressing this button?! You can just chain teleports together since no cooldown was specified and teleport literally anywhere in the entire world. @heehee I don't know if you're aware of this but guns exist.

michalely9 years ago

i dont think that you will be able to shoot a gun but you still have a buble gun if realy want to shoot gun

SQUIDQUA9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Nutkin9 years ago

I trusted you sans. You were my favorite character. And you betrayed me... WITH SPAM

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thebros12 months ago

bro i would literally die if i was 10 percent weaker no thanks

Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago

Go to the gym and or become professor X.

QueenOfThrDragons5 years ago

Well if I get into a fight I can telaport 100 yards away instantly and as well as inside of a bank

Flameice2 8 years ago

So..... I am Mob psycho 100?

Toska9 years ago

So, basically Professor Xavier?

Nutkin9 years ago

Or sans (In a way)

Emeraldking90009 years ago

Wow i can do anything yet im weak, already happened

The HanMan9 years ago

Nothing a little Duct Tape can't fix!

Sumorooster7 years ago

I'll just get stronger and work out 20% more than I originally did I guess

heehee10 years ago

Hell no, this makes fighting (& physical activity in general) a lot less enjoyable, if not impossible. Maybe you would even find a way to make your body as effective as before (or better) with a bit training of the mind-reading-teleporting-stuff, but remem...[Show full comment]

cybermage998 years ago

I don't need strength if I can do those. Simply teleport out of harms way and improv other things.

xXDimondSlicingXx9 years ago

idc I'm already weak can't get any weaker

ToluwaniSoyannwo8 years ago

Become a body builder 80% weaker than a body builder is a normal person

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