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You can own playboy and make millions

but

You can only hire old ladies

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DomZ127 10 years ago

I will only take 20 - 28 year OLD ladies

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

That"s not a loophole dumbass, your just taking the piss.

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mrcory123 10 years ago

sell the company after u get rich, and buy another one, plus, whats wrong with old ladies? i like my grandparents

Mel-Huntress 9 years ago

yeah me too but i only have one complaint and that is you made me remember my grandpa is 💀 :(

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Sam Montana 11 years ago

gross. Playboy should have never existed regardless.

~Donald Trump~ 10 years ago

Just die

TheRandomWeirdo 9 years ago

Please put the definition of "old" . I can just hire them a month older than me

Bllaughd 3 years ago

If the definition of "old" Is older then me than I will like to press this button.

newwillyoupressthebutton 11 years ago

Describe "old"

Jaydon Nguyen 13 years ago

No one said I have to check my own products and employees

ChuckFreekinNotris 10 years ago

How is this comment 47 years old?

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Little Miss Spiteful 9 years ago

Ill hire a nice old lady to do my hiring for me.

Cybox143 9 years ago

Old lady bodyguards: AMAZING!!!!!!!

Angelo Casonatto 13 years ago

Well, if i still make millions that'd be ok, it's not actually me that do the job, but my employees, soo, why not?

mezcamaica 10 years ago

Liquidaise all the assets the moment I get the company

tehhypergamer 11 years ago

I only look at furry porn.

JoeJustJoe 3 years ago

Gilfs would make more money then playboy is making now, im hitting it

Mr Hello 12 years ago

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Magickat 10 years ago

*hires grandma* WORK FASTER SLAVE

JuanPortillo 9 years ago

Hire old ladies to hire young ones

MachoManShark 11 years ago

I won't make them do that.

Steve Russell 13 years ago

I do not see the downside to this

Cameron Christianson 11 years ago

Really :(

TwoSided13 10 years ago

But I still make millions!! :)

TwoSided13 10 years ago

I'm a horrible person....

Minecraft Lord 11 years ago

STOP POSTING THE SAME GODD*** STORY ON EVERY BUTTON YOU B****!

Performante 5 years ago

Technically they dont specify what old is

ozzy 10 years ago

Why did 47 pic yes?!?!?

LoopOrStoop 9 years ago

:/

Rebester5000 11 years ago

Let me make millions!!!!!!!

misunderstxxxd 12 years ago

Well no one said I had to be with an old lady

lunainthestars26 11 years ago

Meh

BawbRaws 9 years ago

I'll make millions and then sell Playboy to make more millions. Easy.

Dr_P00PY 3 years ago

Gonna make so much money from that pension

Ghkhg 10 years ago

Make milions then invent a age ret Urner and bam 18 year old imployees

IvoryRose 11 years ago

If I earn millions still, why would I care who I hire?

FuckAllNiggers 11 years ago

shut the fuck up you bitch ass troll

Chance Censored 13 years ago

No one said I had to take the pictures, nor did they say I would stop making millions.

Rays-hook 9 years ago

Theres no downside

sebasgaming335 10 years ago

It doesn't matter if they're old you still make millions

Cody Beahrs 11 years ago

How old we talking?

golden flumpty 11 years ago

toooo funny

MouseGirl 5 years ago

Im not doing it nude anyway

rc savage 10 years ago

Get as much money as possible sell that company get another one selling elite sex dolls

AlecPorter 9 years ago

but you will still make millions......

molliepoppinsXP 12 years ago

Obviously once you start hiring old ladies you ain't gonna be making millions anymore.

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

i'm a christian and am bound by morals. so i cant and wont. plus i wouldnt want to anyways.

NikolasLuiz 9 years ago

Gaining millions by posting pictures of old ladies? I see no problem with that

Oldnotweak...again 3 years ago

it says i make millions... i guess its from selling the company

Harriplier 10 years ago

I'll hire old ladies who will hire people for me!

SPACEJUMPER 9000 11 years ago

I get millions anyways

koayousei 10 years ago

hire someone to do the hiring

aninha031 11 years ago

if i making millions how cares if they are old?? not me.

kaden231 9 years ago

why not

Viicky Ge 13 years ago

But i'm making millions,anyways

press me 11 years ago

who gives a damn when your a billionair

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