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DomZ1279 years ago

I will only take 20 - 28 year OLD ladies

ThePaulDude4 years ago

That"s not a loophole dumbass, your just taking the piss.

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mrcory1239 years ago

sell the company after u get rich, and buy another one, plus, whats wrong with old ladies? i like my grandparents

Mel-Huntress7 years ago

yeah me too but i only have one complaint and that is you made me remember my grandpa is 💀 :(

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Sam Montana9 years ago

gross. Playboy should have never existed regardless.

~Donald Trump~9 years ago

Just die

TheRandomWeirdo8 years ago

Please put the definition of "old" . I can just hire them a month older than me

Bllaughd2 years ago

If the definition of "old" Is older then me than I will like to press this button.

newwillyoupressthebutton9 years ago

Describe "old"

Jaydon Nguyen12 years ago

No one said I have to check my own products and employees

ChuckFreekinNotris8 years ago

How is this comment 47 years old?

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Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago

Ill hire a nice old lady to do my hiring for me.

Cybox1437 years ago

Old lady bodyguards: AMAZING!!!!!!!

Angelo Casonatto12 years ago

Well, if i still make millions that'd be ok, it's not actually me that do the job, but my employees, soo, why not?

Zalya7 years ago

you get to make millions of money, so clearly people like old ladies now

jjones3189 years ago

We are all old. We are YEARS old

Huhcouldntthinkofagoodname5510 years ago

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

DonaldTrump4life$$$9 years ago

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW -Quagmire

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Softball sucks just saying. Also he is better than Clinton.

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Maggie11 years ago

Dirty old men would buy it, so okay.

dankmemes1018 years ago

ACE, BITCHES!

Mystclown8 years ago

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SF-A2 Miki9 years ago

...what?

Etharian9 years ago

Step 1. Hire old lady. Step 2. Get her to hire the person you want. Step 3. Let the old lady go. Step 4. Get your new proxy to do all the hiring. Alternatively, call anyone above the age of 18 "old lady".

Jason Bourne 10 years ago

I'd do anything

DrawingdudeYT2 years ago

NNNNNNOOOOOO

sokrazey10 years ago

old men are freaks too and ill hire old ladies to hire young ladies ahhhhh loophole

Winwi7 years ago

I don't give fuck if my staff would be good I would MAKE MILLIONS... 30622 people are stupid

j3di9 years ago

Won't have to hire anyone, the best are already employed...

belle kitty8 years ago

Then ill take 20-40 year OLD ladies

TheKing08289 years ago

You don't have to fire the old employees

fyjuul10 years ago

good thing i dont have to read it then

Pojjjkhn5 years ago

I will do it myself

ozzy9 years ago

Tf?!?!?

Mondola28210 years ago

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martinn20019 years ago

it says make millions so if i hire them i will still make millions

Galhaar11 years ago

Welp, nothing to lose, and I only own it. I don't have to hire shit.

Ultralord14008 years ago

Free million dollar company, no downsides. I'll just check up every now and then to see how business is doing

Eat A Boob9 years ago

How is this bad. There are old ladies that look good and either way I'll still make millions.

Winter648 years ago

uggh who wants to see saggy tits?

JoeJustJoe2 years ago

Gilfs would make more money then playboy is making now, im hitting it

mezcamaica 9 years ago

Liquidaise all the assets the moment I get the company

tehhypergamer10 years ago

I only look at furry porn.

Magickat9 years ago

*hires grandma* WORK FASTER SLAVE

Mr Hello10 years ago

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