Will You Press The Button?

DomZ127 10 years ago

I will only take 20 - 28 year OLD ladies

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

That"s not a loophole dumbass, your just taking the piss.

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mrcory123 10 years ago

sell the company after u get rich, and buy another one, plus, whats wrong with old ladies? i like my grandparents

Mel-Huntress 9 years ago

yeah me too but i only have one complaint and that is you made me remember my grandpa is 💀 :(

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Sam Montana 11 years ago

gross. Playboy should have never existed regardless.

~Donald Trump~ 10 years ago

Just die

TheRandomWeirdo 9 years ago

Please put the definition of "old" . I can just hire them a month older than me

Bllaughd 3 years ago

If the definition of "old" Is older then me than I will like to press this button.

newwillyoupressthebutton 10 years ago

Describe "old"

Jaydon Nguyen 13 years ago

No one said I have to check my own products and employees

ChuckFreekinNotris 9 years ago

How is this comment 47 years old?

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Little Miss Spiteful 8 years ago

Ill hire a nice old lady to do my hiring for me.

Cybox143 9 years ago

Old lady bodyguards: AMAZING!!!!!!!

Angelo Casonatto 13 years ago

Well, if i still make millions that'd be ok, it's not actually me that do the job, but my employees, soo, why not?

Chris Lafer 13 years ago

So I don't "hire" models anymore. and if that's not allowed, still has nothing to do with me.

WeirdGrl 9 years ago

So old ladies give me millions?

EPICSEGWAYMAN 11 years ago

you could hire an old lady to hire other people

lauraliz 10 years ago

I would appoint someone else to do the hiring. That way they can hire the correctly qualified

tokenbird 11 years ago

well who said it wasnt sexy ladies?

SANS.GRANIE 2 years ago

even better =)

Huhcouldntthinkofagoodname55 11 years ago

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Zalya 8 years ago

you get to make millions of money, so clearly people like old ladies now

jjones318 10 years ago

We are all old. We are YEARS old

dankmemes101 9 years ago

ACE, BITCHES!

DonaldTrump4life$$$ 11 years ago

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW -Quagmire

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Softball sucks just saying. Also he is better than Clinton.

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Maggie 12 years ago

Dirty old men would buy it, so okay.

SF-A2 Miki 11 years ago

...what?

Mystclown 10 years ago

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DrawingdudeYT 3 years ago

NNNNNNOOOOOO

Etharian 10 years ago

Step 1. Hire old lady. Step 2. Get her to hire the person you want. Step 3. Let the old lady go. Step 4. Get your new proxy to do all the hiring. Alternatively, call anyone above the age of 18 "old lady".

Jason Bourne 11 years ago

I'd do anything

j3di 10 years ago

Won't have to hire anyone, the best are already employed...

sokrazey 12 years ago

old men are freaks too and ill hire old ladies to hire young ladies ahhhhh loophole

Winwi 9 years ago

I don't give fuck if my staff would be good I would MAKE MILLIONS... 30622 people are stupid

belle kitty 9 years ago

Then ill take 20-40 year OLD ladies

TheKing0828 11 years ago

You don't have to fire the old employees

fyjuul 11 years ago

good thing i dont have to read it then

Olivia64163 last month

just don't read it? You still get rich

Mondola282 11 years ago

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Pojjjkhn 6 years ago

I will do it myself

ozzy 10 years ago

Tf?!?!?

Ultralord1400 9 years ago

Free million dollar company, no downsides. I'll just check up every now and then to see how business is doing

martinn2001 10 years ago

it says make millions so if i hire them i will still make millions

Galhaar 12 years ago

Welp, nothing to lose, and I only own it. I don't have to hire shit.

Eat A Boob 11 years ago

How is this bad. There are old ladies that look good and either way I'll still make millions.

Winter64 9 years ago

uggh who wants to see saggy tits?

JoeJustJoe 3 years ago

Gilfs would make more money then playboy is making now, im hitting it

mezcamaica 10 years ago

Liquidaise all the assets the moment I get the company

tehhypergamer 11 years ago

I only look at furry porn.

Magickat 10 years ago

*hires grandma* WORK FASTER SLAVE

Mr Hello 12 years ago

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Steve Russell 13 years ago

I do not see the downside to this

JuanPortillo 9 years ago

Hire old ladies to hire young ones

MachoManShark 11 years ago

I won't make them do that.

TwoSided13 10 years ago

But I still make millions!! :)

TwoSided13 10 years ago

I'm a horrible person....

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