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You become the perfect man and every women you meet loves you and wants you
but
You have a small pee pee
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DaEpicKoala8 years ago
Did a 2 year old make this? FUCKIN PEE-PEE, WHO THE FUCK SAYS PEE-PEE???

BlaiseyWaisey7 years ago
Markiplier does. Do you even warfstache bro?
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Kaitheviking8 years ago
Uhm...im 12 years old and obviusly more mature than the person that made this...The world isnt just about sex...

MrStanFungi3 years ago
I know, right? Im 13 and I thought there would be more interesting questions than this
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Mike Lively Jr.12 years ago
pee-pee? Really? What is this, grade school?

DARKARES4 years ago
Also set you standard for big to max
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herccleary9 years ago
im fine with having a small dick if the chicks still love me and want me.

ninjapanda10 years ago
NOT ALL PEOPLE ARE MENNNNNNNNNN

WillT8 years ago
Do I smell a fourth grader in the house?

TurtleShroom8 years ago
Small male genitalia is a good thing. It"s easier to handle, doesn't bulge much, isn't visible, and doesn't touch filthy public toilets. Plus, it still works!

alexriveraced7 years ago
I can imagine an 11 years old kid making this

Trailman057 years ago
And...

Autumn Spano12 years ago
I'm sorry but I enjoy having boobs

Poké1623 years ago
😶😶😶
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bdavis8237 years ago
omg, lol, pee, comes out of ur pee pee spot XD

Augustkitty8 years ago
If I turn into a guy who says I want just girls?

SoGayICantSeeStraight8 years ago
Ugh, heteronormativity. NO PUSH! NO PUSH!

antamious8 years ago
I'm female and would like to stay that way so imma say no

booknerd09028 years ago
Umm... I'm a female. So no thanks.

OliviaLeanza8 years ago
I'm a girl. No thanks.

IMAGENIUS9 years ago
Im a girl........

Twiddle Twist9 years ago
Perhaps some people tend to forget, that girls are using this website to.

SPINiamsoola9 years ago
This is already my life 😂

Ava Leeser Marlo12 years ago
im a girl so...

SinonMercer7 years ago
Skip the question and stop bitching then
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Jack Stensonator12 years ago
Only downsides for me! (I'm) GAAAAAY!

andreithepotatoman3 years ago
High five! same!
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Marie Lotter12 years ago
Why would I want to be a man? O.o

eatarockcentral7 years ago
Well I’m trans so
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Jason Dittmann12 years ago
Ha Jokes on you I already have one

Heronater3 years ago
#relatable
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Beverly Luna12 years ago
lol

TheTraveler8 years ago
47 YEARS AGO?

Grace Sizemore12 years ago
Um... I'm a girl... I wouldn't want to be any sort of man.

DesertEagle7 years ago
The perfect 👌 man would have a big dick

ninbods9 years ago
Lol. "pee pee". Hehe

Andy28 years ago
I"l get plastic surgery and have my dick size increased

Dk_the_gr810 years ago
so I go to the bathroom shorter? No downside!

Lesley_Zore5 years ago
as a trans fem. what is the upside....

Tokayyoshi9 years ago
A tot made these crappy stuff

Emerald argoin9 years ago
I want to work for my love

Spoingus9 months ago
#yousoundsuspiciouslyunderage

befree22098 years ago
U be so popular but u pee pee so small! What did an 8 year old write this question?

mrbea610 years ago
not a small peepee

Catodog_thor7 years ago
^when you forget that females and gay males and all that exist... also there are lots of things wrong with this that I'm going to forget. (An alternate title for this is wgen you forget more than half the world exists.)

lifehacker4208 years ago
how small...?

PrettyLittlePhycho9 years ago
No thanks, I'm fine with being a girl as it is...

Dracodood10 years ago
If your in love sex shouldn't be a deciding factor

YourBoiTy6757 years ago
if i got a small dick, the women still like me. soooooooooooooooooooooo.... also enlargement pills work (sometimes)

hypnoticbelinda9 years ago
Idc I'm a girl!!!

Spewkies8 years ago
My tiny ding dong is perfect, so who cares?

MasterOfHeeth9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

MRINFINITYDOTCOM4 years ago
Never said how small

CoasterBot7 years ago
Every woman I meet loves me? It would be so awkward telling them all that I'm asexual.

The Nerdy Villager9 years ago
Okay, how old is the person who asked this question?

Thebuttonpresser1o18 years ago
If you become "the perfect man" can you then have a small "pee pee" And I mean every women loves and want you So..

*insert Shia LaBeouf quote here*10 years ago
if they love and want me that means the don't care. + there are enlarging surgeries

*insert Shia LaBeouf quote here*9 years ago
@IFapToDisney JUST DO THE SURGERY
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WigSplitte524 years ago
if they like me, they wouldnt care

Dank lord9 years ago
Theres a thing called vaigra
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