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You become the perfect man and every women you meet loves you and wants you
but
You have a small pee pee
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DaEpicKoala 9 years ago
Did a 2 year old make this? FUCKIN PEE-PEE, WHO THE FUCK SAYS PEE-PEE???

Niggerdestroyer1488_ 3 months ago
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Mike Lively Jr. 13 years ago
pee-pee? Really? What is this, grade school?

DARKARES 6 years ago
Also set you standard for big to max
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Kaitheviking 9 years ago
Uhm...im 12 years old and obviusly more mature than the person that made this...The world isnt just about sex...

Shenn last year
Ur 20 now, wow
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herccleary 10 years ago
im fine with having a small dick if the chicks still love me and want me.

ninjapanda 11 years ago
NOT ALL PEOPLE ARE MENNNNNNNNNN

Adolf_Gitler 4 months ago
пиздёш

WillT 9 years ago
Do I smell a fourth grader in the house?

TurtleShroom 10 years ago
Small male genitalia is a good thing. It"s easier to handle, doesn't bulge much, isn't visible, and doesn't touch filthy public toilets. Plus, it still works!

Autumn Spano 13 years ago
I'm sorry but I enjoy having boobs

Poké162 5 years ago
😶😶😶
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alexriveraced 8 years ago
I can imagine an 11 years old kid making this

Trailman05 9 years ago
And...

bdavis823 9 years ago
omg, lol, pee, comes out of ur pee pee spot XD

Augustkitty 9 years ago
If I turn into a guy who says I want just girls?

SoGayICantSeeStraight 9 years ago
Ugh, heteronormativity. NO PUSH! NO PUSH!

antamious 9 years ago
I'm female and would like to stay that way so imma say no

booknerd0902 9 years ago
Umm... I'm a female. So no thanks.

OliviaLeanza 9 years ago
I'm a girl. No thanks.

IMAGENIUS 10 years ago
Im a girl........

Twiddle Twist 10 years ago
Perhaps some people tend to forget, that girls are using this website to.

SPINiamsoola 10 years ago
This is already my life 😂

Ava Leeser Marlo 13 years ago
im a girl so...

SinonMercer 8 years ago
Skip the question and stop bitching then
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Jack Stensonator 13 years ago
Only downsides for me! (I'm) GAAAAAY!

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago
High five! same!
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Marie Lotter 13 years ago
Why would I want to be a man? O.o

eatarockcentral 9 years ago
Well I’m trans so
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Jason Dittmann 13 years ago
Ha Jokes on you I already have one

Heronater 4 years ago
#relatable
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Beverly Luna 13 years ago
lol

TheTraveler 9 years ago
47 YEARS AGO?

Andy2 9 years ago
I"l get plastic surgery and have my dick size increased

Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago
so I go to the bathroom shorter? No downside!

Lesley_Zore 6 years ago
as a trans fem. what is the upside....

Tokayyoshi 10 years ago
A tot made these crappy stuff

Grace Sizemore 13 years ago
Um... I'm a girl... I wouldn't want to be any sort of man.

DesertEagle 9 years ago
The perfect 👌 man would have a big dick

ninbods 11 years ago
Lol. "pee pee". Hehe

Catodog_thor 8 years ago
^when you forget that females and gay males and all that exist... also there are lots of things wrong with this that I'm going to forget. (An alternate title for this is wgen you forget more than half the world exists.)

lifehacker420 9 years ago
how small...?

Emerald argoin 11 years ago
I want to work for my love

Spoingus 2 years ago
#yousoundsuspiciouslyunderage

befree2209 10 years ago
U be so popular but u pee pee so small! What did an 8 year old write this question?

mrbea6 11 years ago
not a small peepee

Spewkies 9 years ago
My tiny ding dong is perfect, so who cares?

MasterOfHeeth 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

MRINFINITYDOTCOM 5 years ago
Never said how small

PrettyLittlePhycho 10 years ago
No thanks, I'm fine with being a girl as it is...

Dracodood 12 years ago
If your in love sex shouldn't be a deciding factor

YourBoiTy675 8 years ago
if i got a small dick, the women still like me. soooooooooooooooooooooo.... also enlargement pills work (sometimes)

hypnoticbelinda 11 years ago
Idc I'm a girl!!!

*insert Shia LaBeouf quote here* 11 years ago
if they love and want me that means the don't care. + there are enlarging surgeries

*insert Shia LaBeouf quote here* 11 years ago
@IFapToDisney JUST DO THE SURGERY
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WigSplitte52 6 years ago
if they like me, they wouldnt care

Dank lord 10 years ago
Theres a thing called vaigra

River Hess 13 years ago
Sorry to any Homosexual, Non-Transsexual Straight Women, pre-op Transexual Straight men, And anyone else I've forgotten who can't see an upside to this. XD

CoasterBot 9 years ago
Every woman I meet loves me? It would be so awkward telling them all that I'm asexual.

The Nerdy Villager 11 years ago
Okay, how old is the person who asked this question?
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