Simple. My life stays the same. . . . except I become incredibly rich and powerful by giving perfect business advice to all my friends until we take over america together and run the country with a benevolent iron fist.
If you tell someone how to become president than chances are they will repay you at least a little.
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HeyBoi7 years ago
You mean I can't help myself?????
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AssDonut10 years ago
My life in a nutshell.
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Coolsta44049 years ago
So I don't use the power when I want my own advise.
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omichu9 years ago
I care about other people more than myself anyways. I'd press the button.
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BawbRaws8 years ago
I'll just ask for someone else"s advice if I need to!
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Jasmine Morse12 years ago
This is me already
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DashingPineapple9 years ago
Simple. You charge people a percentage of their success in exchange for advice. If they become a billionaire, you become a millionaire by proxy. If they become a hedgefund manager, you make the condition that they have to manage your funds and grow them.
Simplicity itself.
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coolerdogpond1211 months ago
NOOOOO ALPGRARAD GOT KILED IN AMOONG US :(((((((((
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Tarcotic8 years ago
I'm the new doctor phil bois
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TheParasiter9 years ago
How does everyone have their comments listed as 46 years ago?
xXplosionXx9 years ago
unix fuckup thats how
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Bakaa4 years ago
Give people advice on how to give me good advice
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ItsNoob9 years ago
Simple. I give the opposite advice to myself.
xXplosionXx9 years ago
fail
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P4bl0Que7 years ago
So normal, but it won't work for me?
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LogicWizard31410 years ago
They want to give me good advice, and I'll tell them what they can tell me. Loophole
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MarshmallowQueen_9 years ago
I'm used to it so...
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Lzke8 years ago
Why the fuck would I give myself advice?
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Seagrave11 years ago
nobody listens when the advice is actually perfect.
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TesserPlays 9 years ago
Thats already true sooo
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Zacattac9 years ago
of course it only works for you. you can't give yourself advice.
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Derpss9 years ago
*ditto used transform*
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plazmafighter9 years ago
ah but then they give me advice so we are all helping each other
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DatBanana10110 years ago
I tell someone my advice for me, they tell me it back. BOOM
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Stupoleun9 years ago
I could ask advice from who ever else pressed the button
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LonelyAndWorrisome8 years ago
Nobody cares about what I tell them anyway and then they mess up and it"s like "karma"s a _____"
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RageFurious9 years ago
Helping people is worth it. Some people only want benifits for THEMSELVES... you damn selfish shellfish >:O
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Daleklingon8 years ago
So you can give other people good advice and you make decisions normally for yourself. So there"s no real downside, just a benefit that isn't as good as it could be.
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Yuri Ikki9 years ago
at least you can help someone else, and someone else can just ask for you
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