Will You Press The Button?

Sgtprussia9 years ago

My immortality powers gained from other buttons has cancelled out the downsides. Nice try brohaus, but nobody can outwit a Prussian.

Dat1Buttonpresser6 months ago

nobody can outwit a Prussian, eh? try Napoleon

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InhaleExhaleStrike!9 years ago

This is another bad one because you have the ability to do something, there's an issue with it, but it's within that something, and you don't HAVE to use that something, and if you don't nothing will change!

NZDABOMB7 years ago

I woud to help my poppa who died of cancer two years ago :( It was very sad he was so active until he was diegnost with cancer and they never said you couldn't be immortals!! Lol

Kitaro7 years ago

Can I heal the two years?

Logan4218 years ago

If you are going to die in a year and use that ability........... AHAHAHAHHAAHHH😨😨😨😨😨

Joshua Gonzalez12 years ago

hell go and heal every kid with cancer as many times as I can ........ lets do this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ye_olden_memes8 years ago

You are a true hero that us cowards look up to you in awe

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The360MlgNoscoper7 years ago

Aging is a disease. Im immortal

Jackwatsky7778 years ago

I can just heal myself...

DragonWarrior888 years ago

lol will fix trumps brain

Robi8 years ago

Fuck humans,kill them all

Slurpyspider8 years ago

Fuck urself cuz ur human

BunnyLover11018 years ago

I'll heal myself and make my life span longer

HeyImHereNow8 years ago

So if I get ebola at twenty five, I'll just heal myself.

no i will not press da button8 years ago

i"d be happy to sacrifice part of my life for other people.

Dramanurse8 years ago

Worth it

HyperSeymour8 years ago

No downside at all. I'll just heal as many people as I can (not that I could care less for them)

Pinkpoopyunicorn8 years ago

just go and heal your closest member of your family that has cancer and thats all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elite king9 years ago

Heal self

Tw20040828!9 years ago

HEAL JESUS HEAL THE UNIVERSE HEAL YOUR SELFFF

samuelk9 years ago

heal my own sickness and old age.

Jaeger9 years ago

it would take my entire lifespan to heal one city

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

isnt old age classified as a disease? and death is a sickness.*world shakes and paradox destroys you*

Domixss9 years ago

I would never cure anything from someone, because fuck people

CreepyerGamerX18 years ago

That"s your opinion i kind of see both side but personally i would do the same because who is their to say 1 life is more important then others its juat not right to make do that

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Chad Drake12 years ago

Just cause you got it dont mean you gotta use it. It would be a nice back up for whenever there is something you *need* it for. And it doesnt say that you can only use it on you too.

Iryna Protasova12 years ago

What would one die of, then? I can't think of anything that one couldn't cure

Allie543218 years ago

I don't think they can cure cancer yet

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Zach Armstrong12 years ago

I would probably cure hardcore disease like stds or cancer

AbderianAgelast10 years ago

It says "Heal," not "Cure." If it were the ability to cure any disease at the cost of two years of my life, then I'd already be dead and the world would be free of Cancer, AIDS, Ebola, Malaria, etc. But since it's only healing, and I assume it's localized ...[Show full comment]

CreepyerGamerX18 years ago

Can i choose when that power activities or not because if its just a paper cut i can wait and if you want to get reall shouldn't it only take from your lifespan if what it heals is actually life threatening

ya111104 years ago

I already have a pretty good immune system so I'll go for the one where I live the longest amount of time.

Reddragon8 years ago

But it does not say that I can heal myself So if I heal me and make my life going longer... Or it"s stupid?

Rice Cake Man9 years ago

So? The world can do without me. I'd rather save four year olds from certain death.

Xanbunny11 years ago

With this I can be like Doctor Who.

DarkPit10069 years ago

Cure yourself before death

whenjohnsteindied8 years ago

well, i"m dyin" at 30 XD

Suction-cup-man3 years ago

Just do it eighth before you die.

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