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You will be happy for the rest of your life
but
Everyone you love hates you.
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get_on_with_life 2 years ago
What if I don't love anybody? Also, for people asking how that works, your brain would be constantly releasing serotonin, therefore you would be happy whether or not you wanted to be.

Lonely Pizza 10 years ago
Then I hate myself?

DarthInvaderZim 8 years ago
Nope, yourself hates you

Cecilia Sanchez 13 years ago
how does that make me happy exactly?

thegamingpig 9 years ago
True
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yurio 9 years ago
Then- Im not happy... The fuck?

EpicFail 10 years ago
How does that work?

My name is Tom 11 years ago
So I can't be happy, since some uncontrollable force is making me. That would drive me insane.

Dominus_Mortem 11 years ago
They already do

Nekofan2000 11 years ago
It's impossible even with the button

Furyfreeze 8 years ago
Yay! My family and friends hate me! Isn't life just so wonderful?

gay_retard 9 years ago
There is no loophole. If everyone you love hates you, your freinds, family, BF/GF, how can you be happy?

Tipsykitty 9 years ago
Sooo...I have a completely happy life, but everyone I love hates me. I Would only have a completely happy Life if everyone I love loves me too

75386 10 years ago
Then how do I be happy

Iblis_ 10 years ago
I think that would make you sad.

Tap9The9Toaster 10 years ago
If im happy FOREVER then ILL BE HAPPY WATCHING ALL WHO HATE ME DIE HAHAHHAHAAHHAHA HAHAHHAAH HAHHAAH I mean GRANDE TACO!

hanjean 10 years ago
Hows that make you happy what the fck

Kane Gent 13 years ago
What do I care if they hate me? I'm happy about it apparently.

Maddi_Simmons 11 years ago
would you be able to deal with that;Your Parents haing you;Your best Friends hating you?!? I,Personally,Wouldn't...

Wagon 11 years ago
Some think happiness is being loved back by their loved ones... I don't even

Theis Kragh Rusfort 13 years ago
then how can i be happy? :,(

Angel Lewis 13 years ago
They already hate me

AquaSheep 6 years ago
Great point.

WildAutistic 9 years ago
You can make them love you again

irlwarnersister 11 years ago
I already have depression and feel like everyone hates me. Why be happy and know for sure they hate me?

argobrody 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Flowey the flower 11 years ago
Screw off

Chethan6969 2 years ago
I don't love's anyone

wired 11 years ago
I wouldnt do it because it would make me unhappy. Oh wait ill be happy? Screw it kill everyone

THEMANFORTHEJOB 6 years ago
i dont care if i am smile

Octavio Perez Colorado 13 years ago
i love no one so no one hates me, boom

ZXKiller 11 years ago
I dont love anyone so yeah

Fapmaster 10 years ago
I mean. If i'm happy, i'm happy. No matter what people may think of me

Silverboy 11 years ago
So my mom and dad and friends hate me

XxwolfxX 9 years ago
yo amo esta pagina entonces la odiare ahora?

XxwolfxX 9 years ago
leí mal la pregunta xd

mitchem 11 years ago
Everyone you love hates you. wouldnt call that happy

Avacado1234 9 years ago
If I'm happy then everyone that I love loves me back and I cancel it out

trf 11 years ago
i would be happy nothing else would Change

ArianaGrandeIsABae 12 years ago
NOOOOO I accedently pushed it! SORRY ARIANAAAAAA

ZombieAstronaut 10 years ago
Side effect is exactly the thing that makes you happy/

breawnalove32 11 years ago
oh well

Emil-Åberg 4 years ago
Wouldn't be particularly happy about that.

AchillStergs 10 years ago
You can't be happy all the time.. It would be boring!

twinsparkalfa4270 11 years ago
NO! WHY?! WHUT?!?!

Nico_di_Angelo 8 years ago
Kinda reminds me of Zuko from Avatar the last airbender

Pressitornot 11 years ago
cant be happy then.

Seahorse 9 years ago
They do all ready so win win

XTheMagmaLionX 10 years ago
nope =C

AssHar 10 years ago
I'm already always happy!

fuckinopg 11 years ago
That isn't make me happy at all

Dat1Buttonpresser 2 years ago
I feel like the other emotions are important too... so really both of these are bad things...

Bergzbot 11 years ago
Loophole: you are only happy if everyone you love loves you in return

The Master Cat 11 years ago
haters gonna hate

NIGHTFALL901 6 years ago
Thats why I like people
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