Will You Press The Button?

TiredSora 3 years ago

Okay.. like how to people not press the button? You are sleeping about 33% of your life anyway.. and to be honest having the same amount of free time heck now even more than that.. compressed at a younger age is the best! Like I rather having the same amou... [Show full comment]

Think_about_it 6 months ago

92 day shitting vro 😭🥀🥀💔

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SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

half the buttons on this site make you immortal, the other half make you immortal on accident (w/ loopholes)

shinchaf1 5 years ago

It didn't say you can't die, you still have a lifespan.

JackyLawrenceDotCom 9 years ago

I like eating and sleeping. Breathing and piss/shitting doesn't bother me.

Nasho 6 years ago

I like pissing :)

Vman2203 11 years ago

What if I live for 10 million years?

KaiTheCat 10 years ago

Section 10 Millon

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coffhar 9 years ago

It says "etc" so I assume that the "etc" adds not dying to the mix.

DougBrendle 9 years ago

You spend literally 50% of your life sleeping. That"s a 20% return.

Colette Train 13 years ago

Yes, definitely! The human body spends about 1/3 of its life sleeping alone. So, one would not "lose" any part of his or her life.

Hi0i0exist 7 years ago

You would lose a few hours of life..

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MutantPony 10 years ago

No longer need to breathe, so I can now explore the ocean without equipment? YES PLEASE!

carpe diem 11 years ago

no longer need to breathe or sleap? Dress as a mermaid and explore the sea.

lol331 5 years ago

Or just, explore the sea.

Richard Bonilla 13 years ago

I LOVE EATING

Kawaiikittenft 10 years ago

@uncletr if you ran around you would burn off the fat, so you wouldn't necessarily have to get fuller all the time

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Neko Chan 13 years ago

the rule of "etc. = ambiguous" I'll never need to work for money, and since I'm not sleeping I get more than a 1/3 of my life back anyway, so basically pressing the button means that everything is provided for me and I'll get the rest of my life to be free time.

Quartzfire 10 years ago

Still, the ambiguosity is reduced by the fact it only states biological needs before the etc...

Lynn Gehlbach 13 years ago

Extra 12 hours of day, doubling lifespan, don't need to concentrate on breathing, getting fat, and more energy.

superman18 11 years ago

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ahdeeson 9 years ago

here for a good time not a long one

TheDankMemeGenerator 10 years ago

You spend about 1/3 of your life doing these things, so you're not really losing anything

oldnotweak 11 years ago

you people are vapid

cutesycookie047 9 years ago

I like sleeping and eating

orionpeace 11 years ago

soooooo basically a better version of the shinagami eyes with less of an effect on your lifespand

Zyonic 5 years ago

If someone were to live for 100 years, sleeping, eating, going to the bathroom, ect. And spending around 13 hours a day actually doing things, they would have 474,500 Hours of productivity. If you were to cut that down to 66.6% (or 66.6 Years), but made it... [Show full comment]

harpyfins 11 years ago

I LOVE ...BREATHING LOL oh and eating and sleeping

Konner 7 years ago

Why would anyone not want to eat or sleep. Those are my favorite things.

Marshall Marshall 13 years ago

You're getting about the same amount of life from cutting the sleep as you are from the sacrifice. Plus, you can to things no one else can. You could walk the bottom of the oceans. "Swim" through space, so to speak. It's definitely a great trade off.

thomasthetrainlover1969 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ... [Show full comment]

Fite_Me_You_Bitchacho 9 years ago

Your body would be paused in time. Nothing would change. Live forever

Nathan Logan 13 years ago

I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR OVER AN HOUR. Help me. :'(

giwbbwhiebFUCKTHISSHITdkedvwh 10 years ago

I already want to die so this is fine

Szokusia 9 years ago

etc. means “and others” or “and so on” so can I no longer have to die unless I want to?

A man that haunts you in your dreams 11 years ago

i could play games 24/h for ~40 years? sure

bondo007 11 years ago

that means more time to learn new stuff like eternal youth potions :)

Gamer91112 11 years ago

You guys do know that 33% of your lifespan is spent sleeping anyway? The people who did not press the button could have saved so much time not having to eat, breathe, or go to the bathroom!

SummerTheFolf 6 years ago

So does this mean I can go into space without a spacesuit?? Cool

The_7_of_the_sass 12 years ago

So a vampire wiv no need for blood Cuz how can u die if u can't breathe

TheMightyEelektrossLuke 8 years ago

Suffication

IntrovertedOtakuKilljoy 9 years ago

What is this? Deathnote?

Nerdytaco 8 years ago

Down side?

elite king 10 years ago

I have about 66.66' years to live then

Agingnormal 11 years ago

You spend 11 years sleeping normally so yeah normal life span any way almost.

The Norsemen10 10 years ago

I only see bad parts to this. If I can't sleep or eat, oh no.

Fredelicious 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]