Will You Press The Button?

TiredSoralast year

Okay.. like how to people not press the button? You are sleeping about 33% of your life anyway.. and to be honest having the same amount of free time heck now even more than that.. compressed at a younger age is the best! Like I rather having the same amou...[Show full comment]

Somebodii9 months ago

Imagine dying, then four years later we figure out how to indefinitely extend the human lifespan.

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SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

half the buttons on this site make you immortal, the other half make you immortal on accident (w/ loopholes)

shinchaf14 years ago

It didn't say you can't die, you still have a lifespan.

JackyLawrenceDotCom7 years ago

I like eating and sleeping. Breathing and piss/shitting doesn't bother me.

Nasho5 years ago

I like pissing :)

coffhar7 years ago

It says "etc" so I assume that the "etc" adds not dying to the mix.

Vman22039 years ago

What if I live for 10 million years?

KaiTheCat9 years ago

Section 10 Millon

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DougBrendle8 years ago

You spend literally 50% of your life sleeping. That"s a 20% return.

Colette Train12 years ago

Yes, definitely! The human body spends about 1/3 of its life sleeping alone. So, one would not "lose" any part of his or her life.

Hi0i0exist6 years ago

You would lose a few hours of life..

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MutantPony9 years ago

No longer need to breathe, so I can now explore the ocean without equipment? YES PLEASE!

carpe diem9 years ago

no longer need to breathe or sleap? Dress as a mermaid and explore the sea.

lol3314 years ago

Or just, explore the sea.

Richard Bonilla12 years ago

I LOVE EATING

Kawaiikittenft9 years ago

@uncletr if you ran around you would burn off the fat, so you wouldn't necessarily have to get fuller all the time

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Neko Chan12 years ago

the rule of "etc. = ambiguous" I'll never need to work for money, and since I'm not sleeping I get more than a 1/3 of my life back anyway, so basically pressing the button means that everything is provided for me and I'll get the rest of my life to be free time.

Quartzfire9 years ago

Still, the ambiguosity is reduced by the fact it only states biological needs before the etc...

Lynn Gehlbach12 years ago

Extra 12 hours of day, doubling lifespan, don't need to concentrate on breathing, getting fat, and more energy.

elite king9 years ago

I have about 66.66' years to live then

Agingnormal10 years ago

You spend 11 years sleeping normally so yeah normal life span any way almost.

Nerdytaco7 years ago

Down side?

Fredelicious10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Dinobot7 years ago

No way life would be bland

The Norsemen109 years ago

I only see bad parts to this. If I can't sleep or eat, oh no.

Sex8 years ago

I would be the healthiest homeless person ever

BatOutta6669 years ago

finally one that says YOU DONT NEED TO EAT instead of your never hungry

bigsweatyguy3 years ago

no more mommy"s cookies D;

DatBanana10110 years ago

Lol no

Eyeofender101112 _9 years ago

Heres What You Do, You Toss The Button Into Lava

Finethenjeez6 years ago

But I like to sleep

Maggie11 years ago

I didn't press because food is great.

BlueArrow9159 years ago

I use the eating excuse to stay up later sooooo

Nat_8517 years ago

But I loooove food

Timothy James Luensman12 years ago

So much more room for activities. *press*

Magickat9 years ago

you can still eat and sleep, even if you don't have to. it'll just be for fun! and you can swim underwater without drowning, and you never have to pause your game to run to the bathroom. C:

Acting Bites10 years ago

I... Am a Crystal Gem

adamadam9 years ago

i would be fine living 67 yrs of my life.

RiyalHrishi12 months ago

Out of 100 years human spends his 25 years sleeping if his sleep time is like 8 hours a day..

Verthas10 years ago

I am sleep

V for vendetta10 years ago

Me too

Flamingsnowball8 years ago

I mean you can still do the things you just dont have to and I you would be famous for not having to sleep eat or breathe

Nasho5 years ago

I like sleeping

GridDori10 years ago

You would basically be a spectator, and it said you didn't need those things, It didn't say you couldn't participate in those actions

Drain8 years ago

Still dfc

Michael J9 years ago

You no longer need to, which means you still can. Who doesn't like sleep? I'd be tired AF.

ampycat279 years ago

AWSOME

MatchingDifferences10 years ago

But...but eating and sleeping are all I know...

AhmetSabir7 years ago

Well we use our 3/1 at sleeping 200% 70 going to bathroom 130% 50 you get the point no downside expect you get to see the world less

Fyyaz Shahnoor12 years ago

YEAH!

Enynv10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

ThisUsernameIsTaken9 years ago

Logan monk@ actually, we're not fools. We wanna take life the normal way, not life the easy way. Also, those people who said 1/3 of your life is sspent sleeping, you spend about 15-20 years at most sleeping. People these days usually live to eat longer tha...[Show full comment]