Everybody you ever ask out will say yes and will never break up with you, only you can dump them
but
You will instantly gain 10 kilograms/22 pounds as soon as you ask them out. It can be worked off, but it's twice as hard as normal and doesn't disappear if you leave your partner.
I will not

Scott_The_Woz 3 years ago
tampering with free will is cringe

DeathStarDestroyer 11 years ago
They can be 22 pounds of muscles. Loophole! :D

mariokirbyfan123 5 years ago
Oh heck, I know this comment was 6 years ago but dude, people are good at loopholes
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LordAskarik 11 years ago
You could just lose 10 kilograms then ask them out

UnicornGal18 9 years ago
OMG UR RIGHT

Kiyeon 9 years ago
I'm skinny af so it-s a win win for me

AlexandriaDiedrich 9 years ago
Jokes on you I'm considered underweight

Aaronaxa432 9 years ago
Me too

Mahziel Light 13 years ago
First person I ask out is a skilled plastic surgeon, second is a fitness instructor

Caribou 5 years ago
I can see the fitness instructor. Also, keep yourself, say, 5 kg underweight and it"s basically normal weight variation.
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AnyaSingh 8 years ago
I'm not into relationships*asexual mind*

DaPurpleTurtle 11 years ago
just ask whoever you had a crush on and dont ask again

evilman987 11 years ago
Everyone I ask someone out they say yes, ask out a lot of girls and become fat to show they can even get girlfriends.

BigMidget 8 years ago
I am super skinny. So easy choice for me!

Erika Michelle Bond 13 years ago
i'm only 90lbs. so 112lbs isnt that bad

Szokusia 9 years ago
71lbs (32kg). Same lol
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Mikey Dougie Richione 13 years ago
It don't matter they will have to deal with it.

Trevor Dailey 13 years ago
Wow results are 50/50

snlbfclp 11 years ago
Yes! ^~^

Natquestions 10 years ago
Go on a date to the gym

Mr.Mojo 11 years ago
It just depends who you ask out, choose carefully.

Dinopanda 8 years ago
Good I finally won't be under weight

PillowFightt95 10 years ago
Hell yeah, I need those kilograms and only want 1 person to date me ^^,

BetterTitles 11 years ago
Solution: I'm already 16 pounds underweight.

Randomguy099865 9 years ago
Im 99lbs, id become average.

PIRATEKING 12 years ago
Can it be a fictional character.

stove last year
22 lbs of what? ill just assume its muscle

Sophiesmitty@yahoo.com 11 years ago
Ok its worth it Kai!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dex_Anomaly 9 years ago
it is literally impossible for me to gain weight

Melvin Winthagen 13 years ago
I can afford that XD

Mobcraft101 10 years ago
Ironically I just saw an ad about getting rid of stomach fat xD

Tpdhalo4 10 years ago
Jokes on you fuckers I need to gain wiegth

Dorian Viney 13 years ago
I am such a skinny guy , gain weight would actually be a Win/Win situation . I win weight that i can transform in muscle while at the same time i can get laid all day all night .

Wilachas 11 years ago
I'd weigh 150 pounds...

imavirginnn 6 years ago
i dont want love

yako114 11 years ago
I WILL ASK EVERYONE OUT THEN DUMP THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry people who i will ask out, but being fat is much more enjoyable so BOOM NO DOWNSIDE

Asraaw 11 years ago
10 kg of money

hol3000999 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Ryan3aly3 10 years ago
I could use a few pounds

Mollywolly 12 years ago
Umm... I'm a little overweight, this will motivate me XD o_O

Mc PressMyButtons 10 years ago
http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/341513

llamallama123 11 years ago
im 84 lbs and im 14 XD

Aaron Floyd 11 years ago
I need a little weight, and also, DON'T DUMP THEM!

Hickup 3 years ago
got a button that said I'm weathy but have to run 1 kilometer everyday easily work off

Captain lol 11 years ago
What if you gain 22 pounds and your super skinny? ^ω^

MistyAlleyCat 9 years ago
I only weigh 101 pounds anyway! So, SCORE!

Nathanaël Besnard 13 years ago
Doesn't say the weight isn't muscle.

SuperDuk 7 years ago
If rather live a short happy life, then a long lonely one

Aaron 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Waxypicklejar 10 years ago
10kg of muscle? 10kg of plants? Loophole

Waxypicklejar 10 years ago
Not specified what I gain by 10kg

JEagle9 11 years ago
22 pounds of bicep, tricep, ab, and pec muscles? sure.

kath.dilemas 10 years ago
Easy: date two people, I know its disrespectful but dump one and all the waight will go

WhiteHatHacker 9 years ago
you get to get the best way to die tho

22KKVA 11 years ago
I am 80 lbs (Near that), so 100 lbs won't be THAT bad.

GuessIwilldie 3 months ago
there's a whole movie now explaining why that's a bad idea
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