Everybody you ever ask out will say yes and will never break up with you, only you can dump them
but
You will instantly gain 10 kilograms/22 pounds as soon as you ask them out. It can be worked off, but it's twice as hard as normal and doesn't disappear if you leave your partner.
I will not


Scott_The_Wozlast year
tampering with free will is cringe

DeathStarDestroyer9 years ago
They can be 22 pounds of muscles. Loophole! :D

mariokirbyfan1234 years ago
Oh heck, I know this comment was 6 years ago but dude, people are good at loopholes
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LordAskarik9 years ago
You could just lose 10 kilograms then ask them out

UnicornGal188 years ago
OMG UR RIGHT

Kiyeon8 years ago
I'm skinny af so it-s a win win for me

AlexandriaDiedrich8 years ago
Jokes on you I'm considered underweight

Aaronaxa4327 years ago
Me too

AnyaSingh7 years ago
I'm not into relationships*asexual mind*

Mahziel Light12 years ago
First person I ask out is a skilled plastic surgeon, second is a fitness instructor

Caribou3 years ago
I can see the fitness instructor. Also, keep yourself, say, 5 kg underweight and it"s basically normal weight variation.
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DaPurpleTurtle9 years ago
just ask whoever you had a crush on and dont ask again

evilman9879 years ago
Everyone I ask someone out they say yes, ask out a lot of girls and become fat to show they can even get girlfriends.

BigMidget7 years ago
I am super skinny. So easy choice for me!

Erika Michelle Bond12 years ago
i'm only 90lbs. so 112lbs isnt that bad

Szokusia8 years ago
71lbs (32kg). Same lol
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Mikey Dougie Richione12 years ago
It don't matter they will have to deal with it.

Trevor Dailey12 years ago
Wow results are 50/50

Bamtan8 years ago
I'm already light ASF so there"s no downside

RyyGuyy169 years ago
hey, I wont be the skinny nerd anymore!

GeckoGamer472 years ago
Just for a psycopath

Deadpool112210 years ago
I eat junk food and sit on my ass all day and I am only 110 pounds.

cupcakey neko9 years ago
I can have senpi

Dj457 years ago
Can it be muscle

Himario10 years ago
Erorr 404 Downside not located

Xenpai8 years ago
I'm underweight anyways so this is perfect.

Aaronaxa4327 years ago
The said 22lbs but you don’t get fatter

BrilliantShadow10 years ago
pressing it like 99999999999999999999999999999 times, i weight 41KG and i am 16 years old, my doctor sayd i am almost anorexic xD

Spyglass749 years ago
I need to gain weight anyway

Aidenmoore9 years ago
I 125 pounds anyway

theman426Hemi9 years ago
I could use the Weight 5/11 and only 140

SleepyFurry8712 months ago
There's basically no downside if you stay committed to one person.

That_One_Weird_Wolf5 years ago
im considered underweight-

Da Big Wed Button10 years ago
It will just make my life harder

Joeyisjoey8 years ago
*sigh* if only...

mrcory1239 years ago
i have a high metabolism so that wouldnt be a problem

lady_with_claws9 years ago
It isn't said that I'll gain fat. I may gain 10kg of muscles! So....HAREM HERE I COME!!!

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago
10 lb of what? Muscle? Ok!

Destructible Watermelon10 years ago
I will not tamper with someones free will!

Woululuu9 years ago
so fucking yes! now my weight is 55kg on 1.8m sp who cares about 10kg more? ;D

merrybear11 years ago
I am way underweight so I see no downside

Phan is so real Phan doesn't even know9 years ago
They never said it wasn't muscle weight

OgOwl8 years ago
I'm skinny and I need some weight

Kieran Walker12 years ago
i could actually do with a little weight im too skinny XD

HP FOREVER9 years ago
22 POUNDS OF GOLD IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT

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Cupcake32110 years ago
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Mr.Mojo9 years ago
It just depends who you ask out, choose carefully.

Dinopanda7 years ago
Good I finally won't be under weight

snlbfclp10 years ago
Yes! ^~^

Natquestions8 years ago
Go on a date to the gym

Randomguy0998657 years ago
Im 99lbs, id become average.

PIRATEKING10 years ago
Can it be a fictional character.

PillowFightt959 years ago
Hell yeah, I need those kilograms and only want 1 person to date me ^^,

BetterTitles9 years ago
Solution: I'm already 16 pounds underweight.
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