17810 (20%) 69914 (80%)
17810 (20%) people have pressed this button, while 69914 (80%) did not.
You can completely change your appearance (for life), have an unlimited shopping budget for a whole decade and can eat anything without getting fat...
but
You can never listen / hear music again, if you touch your family, friends or any animals they die a slow painful death and their screams echo in your ears for a year
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Maharidlast month
There are better dillemma for that pro so PASS.

bilbo baggins9 years ago
i think i would of done possibly if it didnt say that they would have slow painfull deaths and there screams echo in your ear for a year

Destruct7 years ago
It dont say whan they suffer those deaths or if you were there for their death

Slayer225219 years ago
I don't listen to music and our atoms never touch, so...

Fedxftw8 years ago
They do, touch isn't physical contact, it"s interaction.

Brandon Lóyalty Lyons12 years ago
Satan made this one.

Whats-wrong-with-me5 years ago
*holy music stops*
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bilbo baggins9 years ago
22% OF THE PEOPLE WHO DID THIS ONE IS DEMENTED

Fedxftw8 years ago
Gloves
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adiltheawesome9 years ago
wear gloves

Gooby20058 years ago
Jeasus Christ who ever says yes is a fucking cultist

Anime_Guy155 years ago
guess i"m a cultist.
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Shadow Hole9 years ago
Who the hell pressed the button?!?!

Frey5 years ago
You can just wear gloves
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SnaiLords9 years ago
I never hit the "I will not" button so fast in my life. Music is what keeps me going in life, and I don't want to have a touch where it causes someone a slow painful death with their screams echoing in my ears. Even though I want touch someone more then 5 ...[Show full comment]

RainaLovesStampy9 years ago
I know! Dubstep is the only thing keeping me from insanity. And I don't want screams echoing in my ears for a year.

portaljack989 years ago
So if you touch your self you die.

Fedxftw8 years ago
Gloves
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Diana Nguyen12 years ago
Wear Gloves !

frosty076 years ago
Conceal, don't feel.
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Alden10147 years ago
No down side This sounds fun

Alden10147 years ago
No down side That sounds fun

Oodle Snort8 years ago
Hey guys, this means you could make your dick the size of an entire piano.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
I NEED MY BIG MACS!!!

Zed Smith12 years ago
for 10 years, unlimited shopping budget, i can buy a tank if i wanted to, i can pay to get my license, who would pass down 50 million, hell, i could get in trouble with the law, if you were a cop, and saw me and i was wanted, would you accept my offer of 100 million or take me in?

randomjax9 years ago
I'd take you to jail

Vicki DePastino12 years ago
17 percent of people have pressed this button... WHAT.

Fedxftw8 years ago
Gloves
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Kute_kitty8 years ago
I'm listening to music rn tho ;-;

Björn Falkenbach12 years ago
This is some King Midas shit righ here D:

RandomDude4209 years ago
Only a decade? Not worth it. And no music? Not worth it. And I can't touch people? Not worth it.

1UP_Official7 years ago
AnYwAyS, i"M nOt GoNnA pReSs ThE bUtToN. *pReSsEs ThE fUcKiNg BuTtOn*

camping gunner9 years ago
well i like my appearance i dont shop much and i eat a lot without getting fat and i love my family and music so hell no to that button

red_arlolast year
I HATE PIKMIN

DarkShark1279 years ago
If I pressed that button, then no more hugs. Or rap.

Cerulean7 years ago
What if I just always wear gloves?

Bean_Soup9 years ago
I'm rich, I'm not fat and I like to eat, I'm deaf, and I'm an orphan with alot of nightmares. wheres the up/downside?

SnaiLords9 years ago
The HELL is wrong with you, even with all those things every living thing you touch sill die slowly and painfully with a scream that will hear for a year in your head...and your question is where is the down side...

Jethrothelion8 years ago
Ware gloves

Noncinator698 years ago
Wear gloves.

Craziestduck9 years ago
Wtfrick

DontPressButton8 years ago
28% of you people, are dead to me...

WildDog3 years ago
I don't want anyone to die!!!

Waddle dee9 years ago
Jokes on you I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS, FAMILY AND PLUS I ALREADY HAVE THAT POWER.

Walk_on_the_butter_road7 years ago
No music listening? I MAKE songs dude, I don't want to be Beethoven Jr.

Panic!atmychemicalfallout9 years ago
Ok, who gave Satan a Willyoupressthebutton account?

Hero_of_seaweedbrain8 years ago
Hello satan.

doctorwhoandme310 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

DanielleWilson7 years ago
I am 18 and maybe 103 pounds. I think thats a bit small. I think I might actually need to gain weight. Also I"d rather not cause suffering to every animal and human I touch. (Humans are animals too)

ashilla8 years ago
Is it bad the thing that bothered me most was "no music"? i figured for the family one you could wear gloves and technically we never actually touch anyway

Grant Newkirk12 years ago
Well. That escalated quickly.

Raquel Larson9 years ago
So strangers you can touch since they're not technically what you referred to as humans or you would have said so when stating friends and family

HELLOHOWAREYOU9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

IPressy019 years ago
this again.....

LOLZ528 years ago
wtf

BEAR_5last year
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Dolus9 years ago
i would love that power. pulse the screams are already there, you cant bring more screams in your head can

JohnReese7 years ago
Sounds like a dream come true, I love killing animals!

LorenWasHere9 years ago
Music is my fucking happy place. But I'm super ugly and desperately wanna change my face. (I'm scared of plastic surgery) This is the hardest question ever....

Anime_Guy155 years ago
I can live with this sense i have no friends and my family is 100"s of miles away from me. I"d look like my avatar.

UltralegoGamer9 years ago
No music? excuse me. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...[Show full comment]

SnaiLords9 years ago
Don't worry I'll cover for you. *clears throat* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000000*1 million years later* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JanaTheWolf8 years ago
Only 25% pressed the button!? Why!?

Nebula10 years ago
Their screams are music to my ears. I can't hear them.
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