Will You Press The Button?

Arcanedoom59 11 years ago

be 100 yards away from Donald Trump

Gif_ last year

100 yards away is unlikely to do it, get about 50 yards away.

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COSMICGENESECT 10 years ago

So I can run up too a Justin BIEBER concert and commit suicide? FUCK YEAH!

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Jesus Christ that"s dark as fuck!

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KidScion 11 years ago

So put them out, never says the person dies they just light on fire.

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago

That’s SPONTANEOUSLY combusting, CharleeOwen

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Grandpotamis 10 years ago

Join ISIS shoot yourself in the head and repeat YAY

ShadowLaveceStary 10 years ago

So if I get murdered then the murderer would die and come back like "Karma Bi***!"

xcassie_xox 11 years ago

*dies 100 yards away from ex*

Neopolitan 10 years ago

You CAN rise from the ashes. So if your family were to be 100 yards, you can wait for resurrection.

Watermelonman 10 years ago

I can doesnt mean i do

Kitt 11 years ago

Someone kills you? lol nope

Shelby Chase 13 years ago

hope you don't die at afamily reunion...

slhammer 4 years ago

just carry a fire extinguisher everywhere

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smartass 11 years ago

Just go 100 yards away from everyone with someone u want to die kill urself and kill them also it said can optional so duh

AlexXYZ222 10 years ago

Got hunted down by someone 100 yards away, sweet revenge

Shaunethomas 10 years ago

I see what sweet revenge your talking

Pomegranate 9 years ago

And if I'm alone? Also, can't I just bring water everywhere? Then again- I don't want eternal immortal life, the earth kinda sucks, so no.

b2198 7 years ago

You CAN rise from the ashes, which implies you choose if you want to revive or not, so no downsides.

Daniaelh2457 9 years ago

So get killed by someone you hate

MistyAlleyCat 9 years ago

Ok!

NotThatGuy 9 years ago

Who the fuck wants to be reborn??? Just die already folks

EnderHIM 9 years ago

keep yourself more than 100yds away from anybody whenyoudie.

ShippingTrash 9 years ago

Why did I laugh imagining this?

Nathansme 10 years ago

The most bad ass way of taking out an enemy camp EVER

â˜†Tinkerâ˜† 10 years ago

Make sure your burried near Donald trumps house and prey that it might be him.

Gizmo 10 years ago

No i wanna stay dead.

RalseiPlush last year

This is the same thing as immortality. Seems good at first until the eternal loneliness and suffering.

SuchGeniousDoge 11 years ago

Welp when ur about 2 die..just invite all people you hate and kill urself with some sht..then...RISE LIKE A FKING PHOENIX AND BE FREEEEEEEEEEEE *tam tam tamm...tam tam tam tammm...tam tammm tamm tammmmmm...tam tam tammm tammmmmmmm*

CryoStep 8 years ago

Dude this sounds fuxking awesome hahaha

Stormyfalls 11 years ago

1 solution...always carry a canteen of water.

Dexagon 5 years ago

Splash him/her with a bucket of water

DerpFace92 11 years ago

Easy. Tell everyone to stay away from you when you die(100 yards away) BEFORE you die, and when you die, they will back off and you wont kill someone!

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

rather them than me

shadowhood20 12 years ago

I'll just warn everyone to stay 100 yards away from me :)

MaryViolet 10 years ago

Loophole time : tell everyone to get 101 yards away from you when your dying

Honeybadgerkc31 9 years ago

Be on a boat with someone you hate for example trump and die

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Rita 12 years ago

That person near you could be your family or loved ones

Devin1809 10 years ago

Step 1: press the button. Step 2: when you get old and/or sick, move to a uninhabitated area. Step 3: kill yourself. Step 4: rise from your ashes, since there are no people within a 100 yards. Plus, whenever you get sick of eternal life, you can just choose not to rise up again. Step 5: profit.

Watermelonman 9 years ago

But the randomly chosen person could be you... Rise and immediately die again.

Cursedcomments 6 years ago

New York is gonna Look like a Ghost Town my boys

wawa 11 years ago

I NEED TO FIND JUSTIN BIEBER AND THEN DIE

odzoli 10 years ago

hope the person who killed me kombusts

arley86 8 years ago

fuck yeah i do, sucks to be a random person tough

HeboTAT 11 years ago

Guys it's say ASHES....So it's only occur when you were burned....

Ryan Kitsune 13 years ago

This is potentially a hilarious situation

5kyland3rs 9 years ago

So spontaneous human combustion?

danandphil 11 years ago

THAT WOULD BE SO FUN TO WATCH

BurningBlondie 10 years ago

I'll stand near Trump

Morworld 4 years ago

I really don't give a shit about other people, but I have an extreme sense of self preservation, this question was made for me

CMHammond 11 years ago

Hope I die around people I don't care about, if nobody is that close to me, if I was murdered, they die.

Waddle dee 10 years ago

AHHHHHHH I HAVE GRACEFULLY ARIS- *BOOM fuck.

www73699 6 years ago

i have to be in ashes? guess its time to bring the fire

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