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You will be the most intelligent person in the world, to the point that they will call you the next Einstein and you are also the richest and married to your favorite celeberity
but
You have a baldpatch in the shape of a penis on your head
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Phantom1 9 years ago
So you"re literally a dickhead?

ipushbuttons 5 years ago
lol funniest thing to post about that
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Rainbowplayz7257 2 years ago
Invent a wig

kathprat7611 11 years ago
Wear a wig. Wear a hat

titodickdickmanbaby 10 years ago
wear a hat

Rowan ThisIsmyrealnamelolwat Kendall 13 years ago
shave....

BuzzyBeetle216 4 years ago
true
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Hannah-chan Jore 13 years ago
Does anyone ever worry about the people who write some of these?

TheFortniteGuy 8 years ago
of course https://tenor.com/sWY7.gif
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JHarden13 10 years ago
Shave your offThen it will grow back normally! SURPASSING DOWNSIDES #3!!!

summersoulsart 5 years ago
I'm a cosplayer so I would wear a wig anyway

Papagarry 8 years ago
Who writes this shit up lol

FreshwaterSquid 9 years ago
HATS. ALL THE HATS.

Dragonhunter1700 9 years ago
I honestly think this is a win win..... What is my life

Bart Jansen 13 years ago
wear a wig

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago
Shavern.

summersoulsart 5 years ago
Hello There

Carret190 9 years ago
Grow your hair back.

Pigmanrino 9 years ago
Make hats cool again

Emily_paris_11 9 years ago
It doesn't say where...I choose inside my mouth under my tongue

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago
Didn’t even think about that

Emilymccue 9 years ago
Wigs exist

ByronCrooks157002890 9 years ago
i can be a literal dickhead

Etharian 10 years ago
And my name will be Herold Penisman!

Jack The Ripper 11 years ago
Hair transplants

LunaIsTotallyNotTrash 11 years ago
Wear a wig.

EdgyMemes 11 years ago
Shave.

LARAUJO_01 11 years ago
You can just shave the rest of your head bruh, or you can buy some hair growth equipment.

ZEN 352 11 years ago
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Axlwaxle 5 years ago
r/ihadastroke
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KonoDioDa 11 years ago
Just get a fedora

Kate McGeeker 13 years ago
rock that baldpatch the the badass you are

hypes123 11 years ago
WIN-WIN SUCKA!!!

Rachyl LeVee 13 years ago
......what's the downside?

InfiniiJ 6 years ago
AIR (aka nothing)

Rick Wiemer 13 years ago
I got a person who love that patch so dont care

Daniel Sutherland 13 years ago
Uh shave...

Louise Mawari Æðelred 13 years ago
872 people either have no ethnic friends or don't know how to work a weave/wig.

Killer Calimari 10 years ago
best button ever its a win-win yall i love penises

bloom476 12 years ago
Shave head, wear wig or hat, cure baldness, easy enough to get away with.

Illogicalodin 9 years ago
My my favorite celebrity is Adam Savage I'm a man and not gay

JREDd 11 years ago
if your the most intelligent person in the world you would shave or invent a hair product to grow back hair cells

Mastergee45 7 years ago
I dont want to be married to my favorite celebrity, im not gay

dylpickel 10 years ago
Cut your mustache hair and put on your head all done

She_Ok15.5 11 years ago
Fancy hats

Comparedv6 9 years ago
Go bald or make a hair growing cream

SupremeMemes 9 years ago
Shave, wear hats, or wear a super realistic wig.

JohnEgderp 11 years ago
Uh ok :B

Ltheawesome 8 years ago
I'm not ok with shaving my head and nothing is worth having a penis shaped baldpatch

Pokepuke 10 years ago
Hats, wigs, shave, hair transplant

subzerus 11 years ago
Shave your head, wear a hat, implants, fake hair, just do it for the lols, it's a really small downside, the real downside is that I don't wanna be married to any celebrity and what if my favourite celebrity is a male and I don't like males?

LittleG 9 years ago
Put a wig on

Jango Fett 11 years ago
Downside?

Liswag Hipstner 13 years ago
wear a wig?

sydneymoss 8 years ago
I can’t get married anyways.

danksy 10 years ago
I'm smart enough to make hair grow back there in that case so...

Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago
Hair transplant

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