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You will be the most intelligent person in the world, to the point that they will call you the next Einstein and you are also the richest and married to your favorite celeberity

but

You have a baldpatch in the shape of a penis on your head

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Phantom1 9 years ago

So you"re literally a dickhead?

ipushbuttons 5 years ago

lol funniest thing to post about that

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Rainbowplayz7257 2 years ago

Invent a wig

kathprat7611 10 years ago

Wear a wig. Wear a hat

titodickdickmanbaby 9 years ago

wear a hat

Rowan ThisIsmyrealnamelolwat Kendall 13 years ago

shave....

BuzzyBeetle216 4 years ago

true

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Hannah-chan Jore 13 years ago

Does anyone ever worry about the people who write some of these?

TheFortniteGuy 8 years ago

of course https://tenor.com/sWY7.gif

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JHarden13 10 years ago

Shave your offThen it will grow back normally! SURPASSING DOWNSIDES #3!!!

summersoulsart 5 years ago

I'm a cosplayer so I would wear a wig anyway

Papagarry 8 years ago

Who writes this shit up lol

FreshwaterSquid 9 years ago

HATS. ALL THE HATS.

Dragonhunter1700 9 years ago

I honestly think this is a win win..... What is my life

Bart Jansen 13 years ago

wear a wig

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago

Shavern.

summersoulsart 5 years ago

Hello There

Carret190 8 years ago

Grow your hair back.

Pigmanrino 9 years ago

Make hats cool again

Emily_paris_11 9 years ago

It doesn't say where...I choose inside my mouth under my tongue

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago

Didn’t even think about that

Emilymccue 9 years ago

Wigs exist

ByronCrooks157002890 9 years ago

i can be a literal dickhead

Etharian 10 years ago

And my name will be Herold Penisman!

Jack The Ripper 11 years ago

Hair transplants

LunaIsTotallyNotTrash 11 years ago

Wear a wig.

EdgyMemes 11 years ago

Shave.

LARAUJO_01 11 years ago

You can just shave the rest of your head bruh, or you can buy some hair growth equipment.

ZEN 352 11 years ago

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Axlwaxle 5 years ago

r/ihadastroke

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KonoDioDa 11 years ago

Just get a fedora

Kate McGeeker 13 years ago

rock that baldpatch the the badass you are

hypes123 10 years ago

WIN-WIN SUCKA!!!

Rachyl LeVee 13 years ago

......what's the downside?

InfiniiJ 6 years ago

AIR (aka nothing)

Rick Wiemer 13 years ago

I got a person who love that patch so dont care

Daniel Sutherland 13 years ago

Uh shave...

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred 13 years ago

872 people either have no ethnic friends or don't know how to work a weave/wig.

TheRealLazymation 4 years ago

You’re as smart as Einstein just make an invention to grow your hair back at that spot. Problem solved

Waffle911 10 years ago

I guess im gonna be bald for the rest of my life

sylvon2016 11 years ago

get a wig in a shape of a penis

ChipDipFriend 8 years ago

Wear a wig. Wear a hat. Shave your head. Simple.

Ttigeraj 10 years ago

Ill shave my head,some girls look good with shaved heads anyways

AwesomeSauce101 11 years ago

Y U Do Dis

Ethan Garrison 13 years ago

If I'm that smart, I could develop a product to regrow my hair.

AndrewGajdek 8 years ago

but since you are the most richest you could just pay someone to fix that.

thelichking 10 years ago

Wear hats

Tsvetock 11 years ago

Being that intelligent would suck

GaryPatrickMartin 9 years ago

have a hat

PeetaFangirlForever 11 years ago

I can cover it up by making my ponytail on top of it... BISH I CAN MARRY J HUTCH!!!!

Axlwaxle 5 years ago

I see this as an absolute win

Za3ed 10 years ago

So of my fav celebrity is a boy thats means i will be gay? I wouldnt wanna be married to Cameron Dallas

nmi5games123@gmail.com 11 years ago

soo win win

bloom476 12 years ago

Shave head, wear wig or hat, cure baldness, easy enough to get away with.

Illogicalodin 9 years ago

My my favorite celebrity is Adam Savage I'm a man and not gay

JREDd 11 years ago

if your the most intelligent person in the world you would shave or invent a hair product to grow back hair cells

Mastergee45 7 years ago

I dont want to be married to my favorite celebrity, im not gay

dylpickel 10 years ago

Cut your mustache hair and put on your head all done

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