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You will be the most intelligent person in the world, to the point that they will call you the next Einstein and you are also the richest and married to your favorite celeberity
but
You have a baldpatch in the shape of a penis on your head
Next


Rainbowplayz72575 months ago
Invent a wig

Phantom17 years ago
So you"re literally a dickhead?

ipushbuttons3 years ago
lol funniest thing to post about that
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kathprat76119 years ago
Wear a wig. Wear a hat

titodickdickmanbaby8 years ago
wear a hat

summersoulsart4 years ago
I'm a cosplayer so I would wear a wig anyway

Rowan ThisIsmyrealnamelolwat Kendall12 years ago
shave....

BuzzyBeetle2162 years ago
true
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Papagarry7 years ago
Who writes this shit up lol

JHarden138 years ago
Shave your offThen it will grow back normally! SURPASSING DOWNSIDES #3!!!

Hannah-chan Jore12 years ago
Does anyone ever worry about the people who write some of these?

TheFortniteGuy7 years ago
of course https://tenor.com/sWY7.gif
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FreshwaterSquid7 years ago
HATS. ALL THE HATS.

Dragonhunter17007 years ago
I honestly think this is a win win..... What is my life

Star Wars fan 249 years ago
Shavern.

summersoulsart4 years ago
Hello There

Bart Jansen12 years ago
wear a wig

Carret1907 years ago
Grow your hair back.

Pigmanrino7 years ago
Make hats cool again

Emily_paris_117 years ago
It doesn't say where...I choose inside my mouth under my tongue

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago
Didn’t even think about that

Emilymccue7 years ago
Wigs exist

ByronCrooks1570028907 years ago
i can be a literal dickhead

Etharian9 years ago
And my name will be Herold Penisman!

Jack The Ripper9 years ago
Hair transplants

LunaIsTotallyNotTrash9 years ago
Wear a wig.

EdgyMemes9 years ago
Shave.

LARAUJO_019 years ago
You can just shave the rest of your head bruh, or you can buy some hair growth equipment.

ZEN 3529 years ago
Fin3 i wood g3t lt 7ixed they dld n0t sa7 we cou1d n0t¿ □■●○

Axlwaxle4 years ago
r/ihadastroke
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KonoDioDa9 years ago
Just get a fedora

Kate McGeeker12 years ago
rock that baldpatch the the badass you are

hypes1239 years ago
WIN-WIN SUCKA!!!

Rachyl LeVee12 years ago
......what's the downside?

InfiniiJ4 years ago
AIR (aka nothing)

Rick Wiemer12 years ago
I got a person who love that patch so dont care

Daniel Sutherland12 years ago
Uh shave...

Louise Mawari Æðelred12 years ago
872 people either have no ethnic friends or don't know how to work a weave/wig.

bloom47610 years ago
Shave head, wear wig or hat, cure baldness, easy enough to get away with.

Illogicalodin8 years ago
My my favorite celebrity is Adam Savage I'm a man and not gay

JREDd9 years ago
if your the most intelligent person in the world you would shave or invent a hair product to grow back hair cells

Mastergee456 years ago
I dont want to be married to my favorite celebrity, im not gay

dylpickel8 years ago
Cut your mustache hair and put on your head all done

She_Ok15.59 years ago
Fancy hats

Comparedv67 years ago
Go bald or make a hair growing cream

Killer Calimari9 years ago
best button ever its a win-win yall i love penises

JohnEgderp9 years ago
Uh ok :B

Ltheawesome7 years ago
I'm not ok with shaving my head and nothing is worth having a penis shaped baldpatch

Pokepuke8 years ago
Hats, wigs, shave, hair transplant

subzerus9 years ago
Shave your head, wear a hat, implants, fake hair, just do it for the lols, it's a really small downside, the real downside is that I don't wanna be married to any celebrity and what if my favourite celebrity is a male and I don't like males?

LittleG7 years ago
Put a wig on

Jango Fett9 years ago
Downside?

Liswag Hipstner12 years ago
wear a wig?

SupremeMemes8 years ago
Shave, wear hats, or wear a super realistic wig.

danksy9 years ago
I'm smart enough to make hair grow back there in that case so...

Ruby_Slippers10 years ago
Hair transplant

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HappySocks999 years ago
Ever heard of a hat? Also, wigs, shaving, etc.
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