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You will be the most intelligent person in the world, to the point that they will call you the next Einstein and you are also the richest and married to your favorite celeberity

but

You have a baldpatch in the shape of a penis on your head

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Rainbowplayz72577 months ago

Invent a wig

Phantom17 years ago

So you"re literally a dickhead?

ipushbuttons4 years ago

lol funniest thing to post about that

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kathprat76119 years ago

Wear a wig. Wear a hat

titodickdickmanbaby8 years ago

wear a hat

Rowan ThisIsmyrealnamelolwat Kendall12 years ago

shave....

BuzzyBeetle2162 years ago

true

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summersoulsart4 years ago

I'm a cosplayer so I would wear a wig anyway

Papagarry7 years ago

Who writes this shit up lol

JHarden139 years ago

Shave your offThen it will grow back normally! SURPASSING DOWNSIDES #3!!!

Hannah-chan Jore12 years ago

Does anyone ever worry about the people who write some of these?

TheFortniteGuy7 years ago

of course https://tenor.com/sWY7.gif

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FreshwaterSquid7 years ago

HATS. ALL THE HATS.

Dragonhunter17007 years ago

I honestly think this is a win win..... What is my life

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

Shavern.

summersoulsart4 years ago

Hello There

Bart Jansen12 years ago

wear a wig

Carret1907 years ago

Grow your hair back.

Pigmanrino7 years ago

Make hats cool again

Emily_paris_117 years ago

It doesn't say where...I choose inside my mouth under my tongue

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

Didn’t even think about that

Emilymccue8 years ago

Wigs exist

ByronCrooks1570028908 years ago

i can be a literal dickhead

Etharian9 years ago

And my name will be Herold Penisman!

Jack The Ripper9 years ago

Hair transplants

LunaIsTotallyNotTrash9 years ago

Wear a wig.

EdgyMemes9 years ago

Shave.

LARAUJO_019 years ago

You can just shave the rest of your head bruh, or you can buy some hair growth equipment.

ZEN 3529 years ago

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Axlwaxle4 years ago

r/ihadastroke

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KonoDioDa10 years ago

Just get a fedora

Kate McGeeker12 years ago

rock that baldpatch the the badass you are

hypes1239 years ago

WIN-WIN SUCKA!!!

Rachyl LeVee12 years ago

......what's the downside?

InfiniiJ5 years ago

AIR (aka nothing)

Rick Wiemer12 years ago

I got a person who love that patch so dont care

Daniel Sutherland12 years ago

Uh shave...

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred12 years ago

872 people either have no ethnic friends or don't know how to work a weave/wig.

Ttigeraj9 years ago

Ill shave my head,some girls look good with shaved heads anyways

AwesomeSauce10110 years ago

Y U Do Dis

Ethan Garrison12 years ago

If I'm that smart, I could develop a product to regrow my hair.

TheRealLazymation2 years ago

You’re as smart as Einstein just make an invention to grow your hair back at that spot. Problem solved

Waffle9118 years ago

I guess im gonna be bald for the rest of my life

sylvon20169 years ago

get a wig in a shape of a penis

ChipDipFriend7 years ago

Wear a wig. Wear a hat. Shave your head. Simple.

GaryPatrickMartin8 years ago

have a hat

PeetaFangirlForever9 years ago

I can cover it up by making my ponytail on top of it... BISH I CAN MARRY J HUTCH!!!!

Axlwaxle4 years ago

I see this as an absolute win

Za3ed8 years ago

So of my fav celebrity is a boy thats means i will be gay? I wouldnt wanna be married to Cameron Dallas

[email protected]9 years ago

soo win win

AndrewGajdek7 years ago

but since you are the most richest you could just pay someone to fix that.

thelichking9 years ago

Wear hats

Tsvetock10 years ago

Being that intelligent would suck

Mastergee456 years ago

I dont want to be married to my favorite celebrity, im not gay

dylpickel8 years ago

Cut your mustache hair and put on your head all done

She_Ok15.510 years ago

Fancy hats

Comparedv67 years ago

Go bald or make a hair growing cream

Killer Calimari9 years ago

best button ever its a win-win yall i love penises

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