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You will be the most intelligent person in the world, to the point that they will call you the next Einstein and you are also the richest and married to your favorite celeberity

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You have a baldpatch in the shape of a penis on your head

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Phantom1 9 years ago

So you"re literally a dickhead?

ipushbuttons 5 years ago

lol funniest thing to post about that

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Rainbowplayz7257 2 years ago

Invent a wig

kathprat7611 11 years ago

Wear a wig. Wear a hat

titodickdickmanbaby 10 years ago

wear a hat

Rowan ThisIsmyrealnamelolwat Kendall 13 years ago

shave....

BuzzyBeetle216 4 years ago

true

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Hannah-chan Jore 13 years ago

Does anyone ever worry about the people who write some of these?

TheFortniteGuy 8 years ago

of course https://tenor.com/sWY7.gif

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JHarden13 10 years ago

Shave your offThen it will grow back normally! SURPASSING DOWNSIDES #3!!!

summersoulsart 5 years ago

I'm a cosplayer so I would wear a wig anyway

Papagarry 8 years ago

Who writes this shit up lol

FreshwaterSquid 9 years ago

HATS. ALL THE HATS.

Dragonhunter1700 9 years ago

I honestly think this is a win win..... What is my life

Bart Jansen 13 years ago

wear a wig

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago

Shavern.

summersoulsart 5 years ago

Hello There

Carret190 9 years ago

Grow your hair back.

Pigmanrino 9 years ago

Make hats cool again

Emily_paris_11 9 years ago

It doesn't say where...I choose inside my mouth under my tongue

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago

Didn’t even think about that

Emilymccue 9 years ago

Wigs exist

ByronCrooks157002890 9 years ago

i can be a literal dickhead

Etharian 10 years ago

And my name will be Herold Penisman!

Jack The Ripper 11 years ago

Hair transplants

LunaIsTotallyNotTrash 11 years ago

Wear a wig.

EdgyMemes 11 years ago

Shave.

LARAUJO_01 11 years ago

You can just shave the rest of your head bruh, or you can buy some hair growth equipment.

ZEN 352 11 years ago

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Axlwaxle 5 years ago

r/ihadastroke

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KonoDioDa 11 years ago

Just get a fedora

Kate McGeeker 13 years ago

rock that baldpatch the the badass you are

hypes123 11 years ago

WIN-WIN SUCKA!!!

Rachyl LeVee 13 years ago

......what's the downside?

InfiniiJ 6 years ago

AIR (aka nothing)

Rick Wiemer 13 years ago

I got a person who love that patch so dont care

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred 13 years ago

872 people either have no ethnic friends or don't know how to work a weave/wig.

Daniel Sutherland 13 years ago

Uh shave...

ParagonLord 11 years ago

Just shave your head...

Toffii 9 years ago

i could wear a beanie or a wig

sex boy 21 11 years ago

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Mitchell Dones 13 years ago

You're a super genius, find a way to grow hair where you want

redranger049 3 years ago

Where a hat.

TFB 9 years ago

Shave or wear a wig

Cartersoileau 11 years ago

Put a hat on

Human-ish 8 years ago

I'm in I love hats

Teta1214 10 years ago

Small price to pay...

Nejvex 11 years ago

I can just shave it off. I can just wear a hat. I can just wear a cape. THERES NO DOWNSIDE TO THIS. Or it should be You will be the most... but you are bald. Dunno about that.

WarWay1941 5 years ago

If you are the most intelligent person ever, can't you just figure out a way to fix it?

Hello1 10 years ago

not bald but if you are there s no downside hair growing liquid would work too( you invented it)

snapnat 11 years ago

Buy a wig. Problem solved.

Mcphinnery 9 years ago

I'm rich. Surely i"m more that capable of buying a wig or something

seashellvid 10 years ago

Hats are an amazing invention

KnownPanda 11 years ago

Wear a wig, moron!

X101Kurokochi 9 years ago

Doesn't say forever so just shave it and let it grow normally or wear a wig or hat.

Jummy 10 years ago

I don't want to marry a celebrity. I have somebody else in mind =D

Ray Marc 11 years ago

FUCK YES!!! Its a win win.

Ellena 9 years ago

Just shave!!!

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