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You will be the most intelligent person in the world, to the point that they will call you the next Einstein and you are also the richest and married to your favorite celeberity

but

You have a baldpatch in the shape of a penis on your head

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Phantom1 9 years ago

So you"re literally a dickhead?

ipushbuttons 5 years ago

lol funniest thing to post about that

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Rainbowplayz7257 2 years ago

Invent a wig

kathprat7611 10 years ago

Wear a wig. Wear a hat

titodickdickmanbaby 9 years ago

wear a hat

Rowan ThisIsmyrealnamelolwat Kendall 13 years ago

shave....

BuzzyBeetle216 4 years ago

true

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Hannah-chan Jore 13 years ago

Does anyone ever worry about the people who write some of these?

TheFortniteGuy 8 years ago

of course https://tenor.com/sWY7.gif

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JHarden13 10 years ago

Shave your offThen it will grow back normally! SURPASSING DOWNSIDES #3!!!

summersoulsart 5 years ago

I'm a cosplayer so I would wear a wig anyway

Papagarry 8 years ago

Who writes this shit up lol

FreshwaterSquid 9 years ago

HATS. ALL THE HATS.

Dragonhunter1700 9 years ago

I honestly think this is a win win..... What is my life

Bart Jansen 13 years ago

wear a wig

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago

Shavern.

summersoulsart 5 years ago

Hello There

Carret190 8 years ago

Grow your hair back.

Pigmanrino 9 years ago

Make hats cool again

Emily_paris_11 9 years ago

It doesn't say where...I choose inside my mouth under my tongue

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago

Didn’t even think about that

Emilymccue 9 years ago

Wigs exist

ByronCrooks157002890 9 years ago

i can be a literal dickhead

Etharian 10 years ago

And my name will be Herold Penisman!

Jack The Ripper 11 years ago

Hair transplants

LunaIsTotallyNotTrash 11 years ago

Wear a wig.

EdgyMemes 11 years ago

Shave.

LARAUJO_01 11 years ago

You can just shave the rest of your head bruh, or you can buy some hair growth equipment.

ZEN 352 11 years ago

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Axlwaxle 5 years ago

r/ihadastroke

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KonoDioDa 11 years ago

Just get a fedora

Kate McGeeker 13 years ago

rock that baldpatch the the badass you are

hypes123 10 years ago

WIN-WIN SUCKA!!!

Rachyl LeVee 13 years ago

......what's the downside?

InfiniiJ 6 years ago

AIR (aka nothing)

Rick Wiemer 13 years ago

I got a person who love that patch so dont care

Daniel Sutherland 13 years ago

Uh shave...

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred 13 years ago

872 people either have no ethnic friends or don't know how to work a weave/wig.

grdavis 10 years ago

Just shave. Voila: problem solved

Kiwi123 11 years ago

I would be bald

Driconian 8 years ago

Shave ... Hats ... Just embrace it.

flin17 10 years ago

glue some hair on that spot.

Aphoriste 11 years ago

Go bald

SomeRandomWeeb 9 years ago

Wear a wig

ilovedrwhooo 9 years ago

Joey Graceffa :3 Also get a wig den

Killer Calimari 10 years ago

best button ever its a win-win yall i love penises

regret_nothing 12 years ago

hahahaha that would be great!!!!! maybe naaaaa

Ash99 9 years ago

Wear a wig.

NiceDilemma 11 years ago

Snap back XXL

CartHan 7 years ago

Shave all your hair

Wolfganger 10 years ago

Uuuuugh... tupee?

meatloave 2 years ago

hey DICKHEAD!!!!!! That's DOCTOR Dickhead but you can call me Sir!

SupremeMemes 9 years ago

Over 17000 people care that much about a bald spot

WBGrock 11 years ago

I would do it, and change my name to Ricardo Cerebros.

PoddyPod 10 years ago

Get a hair transplant.

J3 Omega 11 years ago

Hahaha, there are so many ways around this stupid question! XD

MishtiDoi 9 years ago

Can it be absolutely tiny

guy who does shit 10 years ago

Downside?

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