I feel like heaven would be so boring and I don't even believe in the after life so... Also, I'm female.
NiftyChibi8 years ago
Doesn't matter whether you believe in the afterlife or not, because the button says, "You WILL go to heaven after you die", meaning that you will be reborn to have anything you want after you die in return for not fapping in this life.
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liamjgrande9 years ago
I'll just make a robot to fap myself
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Francoisomenerd9 years ago
dude. Im a girl i cant anyways
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SherlockH-221B9 years ago
Good thing I'm Atheist. Lol
NiftyChibi8 years ago
Whether or not you believe in a religion doesn't change the button. The button states, "You WILL go to heaven after you die", meaning you WILL be reborn to have anything you want, whether or not you believe in a religion.
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pdog31410 years ago
God is real
Fekisa3 years ago
If the Abrahamic god is real, it is a moral imperative that mankind oppose it. People who commit genocide out of pure jealously should never be kowtowed to.
Not fapping in heaven is kinda logical, because Christians believe that masturbation is bad. This is what I've heard from my Christian friends. I'm Agnostic.
Let your angel-girlfriend fap you, ITS THE PARADISE ITS NOT CALLED THAT FOR A REASON!
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MLGGEODASH11 years ago
NOOOOOOO
THOSE BASTARDS
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AsyBasy9 years ago
WHAT IS HEAVEN WITHOUT FAPPING? NOTHING!!!
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beatles1411 years ago
Atheism win 😎
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TorrentialChaoss2 years ago
I don’t even know what that means and I don’t think I want to…
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Feraligatr10 years ago
NO FAPPING! YES!
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asdfgawc112 years ago
could you fap in heaven?
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MrRavenwood4 years ago
It says no fap not no sex
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kircial11 years ago
push the button, suicide, win everything !
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ParcodeKid6 years ago
If I'm an atheist, does it just teleport me like a few kilometers up and I fall or what
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TheCameronMaster46411 years ago
where is the downside?
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MilesTails9 years ago
I don't masturbate anymore ;/
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TheQuestionIsWillYOU11 years ago
Heaven doesn't exist.
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DiesesAlpaka10 years ago
heaven is the most boring thing I can imagine. I mean you're immortal what means you will be in heaven FOREVER and beside that there are no 72 virgins you're souls just floating in permanent calmness
StephH10 years ago
still worth it.
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Wren20009 years ago
We all go to heaven.... if your a good person. 😆
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Night Raider11 years ago
*cough* atheist *cough*
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LAMP₩10 years ago
Donderpants I salute you
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MastermindOfTrouble6 years ago
Jokes on Heaven I never fap
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CommanderLuna11 years ago
To quote Billy Joel "I'd rather [fap] with the sinners than cry with the saints!"
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phoenix1511 years ago
Can't live without fapping.
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ScottySireFan139 years ago
Wtf is faping? Does everyone know what this is and I’m just dumb or like are there other ppl out there who are very lost rn? 😂
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