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Pizza is available to eat for every meal

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Everyone has diariah so you can never get to the bathroom because armed gangs will take over every bathroom in the world

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zachintosh 10 years ago

how high was the person who wrote this?

SoonToBeDead 3 years ago

Extremely high

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MarcIsGod69 10 years ago

Shit on the floor

Amit123 8 years ago

Oh yeahhh it"s time to get schwifty

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DSFKLJfydsiop7zd978 5 years ago

I hate this fucking site

PressOrNotToPress 11 years ago

this was made by a 2 year old

TheRandomNerd 10 years ago

I'm fine with that, since diariah isn't a thing, so...

Fedxftw 9 years ago

It is

Jibril 9 years ago

Diariah doesn't exist so nothing happens

Travis James Cordeau 13 years ago

Wat

Kyrst 8 years ago

I want to hit the button because I feel evil... Wait what if you are the gang...

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TurtwigTuber 8 years ago

It may be a sacrifice but ill take it

TurtwigTuber 8 years ago

Nothing will seperate me and pizza

Rishav 9 years ago

What the hell...who wrote this...how high was the person who wrote this...

cockers 2 years ago

but you have an anime profile, therefore you cannot be trusted

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TheIceKube 10 years ago

BOI LETS ALL START SHITTING ON TREES >:D

megabells29 10 years ago

Right...

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Coaster 10 years ago

Upside? I mean I like pizza but I don't want it every meal.

Pizza641 5 years ago

who the hell is diariah

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago

WHAT the hell did I just read?

SamanthaMattis 9 years ago

I would rather pay for pizza

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Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

Amazing kids movie plot

Zylokeion 9 years ago

Fine I will just shut in the woods

BobFaceASDF 9 years ago

What"s diariah

Josef Cullinane 13 years ago

This was written by a nine-year-old, wasn't it?

elkkula 10 years ago

Or asshole...

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Bobsunjeger 10 years ago

*JonTron* WHAT?

Allie54321 10 years ago

What does pizza has to do with armed gangs? Also what the bathroom at my house and my friends houses

Blue_Mage65 10 years ago

What.. the actual hell?

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

What is diarhia... do you mean diarrhea?

Sebplayz21 10 years ago

simple make u own toilet or live first class on a plane

Livvvv77 10 years ago

I Can Still Poop In A Bush, So i Clicked The Button :}

megabells29 10 years ago

Lol

CaptShrederatorFan 10 years ago

The heck? Sounds like Mad Max: Fury Diarrhea.

TurnedIntoDragon 10 years ago

Omg that made my day

KillerCubePlays 10 years ago

What's "diariah"?

Vixa 9 years ago

It says diariah not diarrhea

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UmJeremyHD 11 years ago

hum...I would join a gang then...

endermil 11 years ago

WTF XD

Dylan Cantrell 13 years ago

Don't know what Diariah is but I'm sure people wouldnt take over the bathrooms over it.

SuperKirby 8 years ago

Its a disorder that makes you compelled to take over bathrooms

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Jordino 8 years ago

HAH

Wolf1204 YT 10 years ago

What the fu*K?

Wesley Hughes 13 years ago

Bucket

Rays-hook 9 years ago

This person is a genius

The king apple 11 years ago

Dont get it

leeman626 10 years ago

Find a tree lol

AdolfWhoFucksHitler 11 years ago

Wut lolololololol rofl rofl rofl

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

Spelling check please!

XXX_DARKMAGIK_XXX 11 years ago

"Man, I can't use the restroom." *buys a RPG-7* "SURPRISE MOTHERF**KER." *BLOWS THE GANG UP* "YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *T-BAGS ALL OF THEM*

Castoria 3 years ago

Do your homework, Noah.

Mememaster69 10 years ago

I don't want to make a joke about this, I think the writer was dropped on their bead as a kid

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago

Umm... what?

ApocalypseGamer 9 years ago

I like pizza but everyone would get sick of it if we had for every meal

renax04 11 years ago

just join an armed gang.

Pizza641 5 years ago

im not gonna be available anytime soon

steelerbeast360 10 years ago

wtf reported

Maggie 12 years ago

This is what activia is for. It'll keep ya regular.

GalceonGod11 9 years ago

Crap diariah on gangs face and BOOM kung fu this crao

WillYouPressTheButton?OrNot? 11 years ago

Why cant I just buy pizza every night?

Evan_Gray 9 years ago

at least it would end world hunger... am I right!?!

LittleMac 11 years ago

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