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Pizza is available to eat for every meal

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Everyone has diariah so you can never get to the bathroom because armed gangs will take over every bathroom in the world

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zachintosh 10 years ago

how high was the person who wrote this?

SoonToBeDead 3 years ago

Extremely high

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MarcIsGod69 10 years ago

Shit on the floor

Amit123 8 years ago

Oh yeahhh it"s time to get schwifty

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DSFKLJfydsiop7zd978 5 years ago

I hate this fucking site

PressOrNotToPress 11 years ago

this was made by a 2 year old

TheRandomNerd 10 years ago

I'm fine with that, since diariah isn't a thing, so...

Fedxftw 9 years ago

It is

Jibril 9 years ago

Diariah doesn't exist so nothing happens

Travis James Cordeau 13 years ago

Wat

Kyrst 8 years ago

I want to hit the button because I feel evil... Wait what if you are the gang...

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TurtwigTuber 8 years ago

It may be a sacrifice but ill take it

TurtwigTuber 8 years ago

Nothing will seperate me and pizza

Rishav 9 years ago

What the hell...who wrote this...how high was the person who wrote this...

cockers 2 years ago

but you have an anime profile, therefore you cannot be trusted

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TheIceKube 10 years ago

BOI LETS ALL START SHITTING ON TREES >:D

megabells29 10 years ago

Right...

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Coaster 10 years ago

Upside? I mean I like pizza but I don't want it every meal.

Pizza641 5 years ago

who the hell is diariah

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago

WHAT the hell did I just read?

SamanthaMattis 9 years ago

I would rather pay for pizza

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Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

Amazing kids movie plot

Zylokeion 9 years ago

Fine I will just shut in the woods

BobFaceASDF 9 years ago

What"s diariah

Josef Cullinane 13 years ago

This was written by a nine-year-old, wasn't it?

elkkula 10 years ago

Or asshole...

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Bobsunjeger 10 years ago

*JonTron* WHAT?

Allie54321 10 years ago

What does pizza has to do with armed gangs? Also what the bathroom at my house and my friends houses

Blue_Mage65 10 years ago

What.. the actual hell?

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

What is diarhia... do you mean diarrhea?

Sebplayz21 10 years ago

simple make u own toilet or live first class on a plane

Livvvv77 10 years ago

I Can Still Poop In A Bush, So i Clicked The Button :}

megabells29 10 years ago

Lol

CaptShrederatorFan 10 years ago

The heck? Sounds like Mad Max: Fury Diarrhea.

TurnedIntoDragon 10 years ago

Omg that made my day

KillerCubePlays 10 years ago

What's "diariah"?

Vixa 9 years ago

It says diariah not diarrhea

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UmJeremyHD 11 years ago

hum...I would join a gang then...

endermil 11 years ago

WTF XD

Dylan Cantrell 13 years ago

Don't know what Diariah is but I'm sure people wouldnt take over the bathrooms over it.

SuperKirby 8 years ago

Its a disorder that makes you compelled to take over bathrooms

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Pika Girl 11 years ago

What the hell is this supposed to be?

Diancie_Lady 6 years ago

There is only one option: Join the armed gang or no bathroom privileges.

Massive Faggot 10 years ago

This Did Me A Good Chuckle

Cole Ronk 13 years ago

...stuffed crust?...

nukechicken 9 years ago

Shit in there face

Hplan 11 years ago

Who wrote this "diariah"

TheDaveMachine 10 years ago

Lame!

JM8974523 9 years ago

Shit in the woods

Nithan9000 11 years ago

I can poop on the floor.

Flameice2 10 years ago

Whoever made this has a very wuerd fetish

Blake Rywell 11 years ago

what the fuck

thebluetomatoe 9 years ago

Go to the bathroom the way nature intended!

CrypsisRosa 11 years ago

diariah haha adorable

EnderRoseYT 3 years ago

*vomits*

flyingbazooka 10 years ago

Now who wouldn't press this

Iconoclasm_ 11 years ago

Armed gangs taking over the bathroom would be terrible. Having pizza for every single meal would be terrible. Everyone having constant diarrhea would be terrible. I see no upside.

datguy2900 9 years ago

dig a hole and shit

Infinite_Ch4os 11 years ago

Pizza is already available for every meal. Who's stopping you, pizza fascists?

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

Pizza isn't my favourite and so dig holes for potties.

MaxMcBosszz 10 years ago

WHO THE HELL MADE THIS SHIT?? I'll just shit on the floor. There.

Remmy Flippers Pinzon 13 years ago

No such thing as diariah so yes

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