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Pizza is available to eat for every meal

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Everyone has diariah so you can never get to the bathroom because armed gangs will take over every bathroom in the world

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zachintosh8 years ago

how high was the person who wrote this?

KairoP1x3lslast year

Extremely high

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MarcIsGod698 years ago

Shit on the floor

Amit1236 years ago

Oh yeahhh it"s time to get schwifty

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TheRandomNerd8 years ago

I'm fine with that, since diariah isn't a thing, so...

Fedxftw8 years ago

It is

Jibril7 years ago

Diariah doesn't exist so nothing happens

DSFKLJfydsiop7zd9783 years ago

I hate this fucking site

PressOrNotToPress9 years ago

this was made by a 2 year old

TurtwigTuber7 years ago

It may be a sacrifice but ill take it

TurtwigTuber7 years ago

Nothing will seperate me and pizza

Pizza6414 years ago

who the hell is diariah

Travis James Cordeau12 years ago

Wat

Kyrst6 years ago

I want to hit the button because I feel evil... Wait what if you are the gang...

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Rishav7 years ago

What the hell...who wrote this...how high was the person who wrote this...

cockers7 months ago

but you have an anime profile, therefore you cannot be trusted

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Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

Amazing kids movie plot

TheIceKube8 years ago

BOI LETS ALL START SHITTING ON TREES >:D

megabells298 years ago

Right...

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Coaster8 years ago

Upside? I mean I like pizza but I don't want it every meal.

Zylokeion8 years ago

Fine I will just shut in the woods

BobFaceASDF8 years ago

What"s diariah

Tim Feldmann12 years ago

WHAT the hell did I just read?

SamanthaMattis7 years ago

I would rather pay for pizza

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Josef Cullinane12 years ago

This was written by a nine-year-old, wasn't it?

elkkula9 years ago

Or asshole...

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Bobsunjeger8 years ago

*JonTron* WHAT?

Allie543218 years ago

What does pizza has to do with armed gangs? Also what the bathroom at my house and my friends houses

Blue_Mage658 years ago

What.. the actual hell?

TeamKobus28 years ago

What is diarhia... do you mean diarrhea?

Sebplayz218 years ago

simple make u own toilet or live first class on a plane

Livvvv778 years ago

I Can Still Poop In A Bush, So i Clicked The Button :}

megabells298 years ago

Lol

CaptShrederatorFan9 years ago

The heck? Sounds like Mad Max: Fury Diarrhea.

TurnedIntoDragon8 years ago

Omg that made my day

KillerCubePlays9 years ago

What's "diariah"?

Vixa7 years ago

It says diariah not diarrhea

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UmJeremyHD9 years ago

hum...I would join a gang then...

endermil9 years ago

WTF XD

Dylan Cantrell12 years ago

Don't know what Diariah is but I'm sure people wouldnt take over the bathrooms over it.

SuperKirby7 years ago

Its a disorder that makes you compelled to take over bathrooms

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leeman6268 years ago

Find a tree lol

AdolfWhoFucksHitler9 years ago

Wut lolololololol rofl rofl rofl

Jordino7 years ago

HAH

Wolf1204 YT9 years ago

What the fu*K?

Wesley Hughes12 years ago

Bucket

Rays-hook8 years ago

This person is a genius

The king apple9 years ago

Dont get it

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago

I like pizza but everyone would get sick of it if we had for every meal

renax049 years ago

just join an armed gang.

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

Spelling check please!

XXX_DARKMAGIK_XXX9 years ago

"Man, I can't use the restroom." *buys a RPG-7* "SURPRISE MOTHERF**KER." *BLOWS THE GANG UP* "YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *T-BAGS ALL OF THEM*

Castorialast year

Do your homework, Noah.

Mememaster698 years ago

I don't want to make a joke about this, I think the writer was dropped on their bead as a kid

~Wave~length~9 years ago

Umm... what?

Evan_Gray8 years ago

at least it would end world hunger... am I right!?!

LittleMac9 years ago

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Pizza6414 years ago

im not gonna be available anytime soon

steelerbeast3609 years ago

wtf reported

Maggie11 years ago

This is what activia is for. It'll keep ya regular.

GalceonGod117 years ago

Crap diariah on gangs face and BOOM kung fu this crao

WillYouPressTheButton?OrNot?9 years ago

Why cant I just buy pizza every night?

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