Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman09010 months ago

luckily, everyone who gets close enough to kill me gets hit by a meteor, immediately killing everyone in the vicinity

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Just because people try to kill me it doesn't mean they succeed.

RileyFNebulalast year

it says EVERYONE.

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Maharid11 months ago

I'm the luckyest person on earth, everyone fail.

Memo24474 years ago

They cant cause I am Lucky so they kill eachother instead

butdidiask4 years ago

they PLOT to kill you

Marmotlast year

se eu tenho meio que sorte "infinita" eles nunca consiguiram

Shyrtexx4 years ago

No downside. If I truly am the luckiest I will evade every attempt of them trying to kill me

LDs11451411 months ago

父母啊你们也会吗?

Varsega3 years ago

Win every lottery and move to a remote island with AI robot servants 👍

Noot_NootMF6 months ago

Luckily people who try get hit by a car

Googologylast year

Life is Important!

Your_favorite_gay4 years ago

If i am the luckiest person in the world, cant i convince then to NOT kill me?

This-is-the-longest-username-i-saw-the-previous-longest-username-and-decided-to-3 years ago

The luckiest man alive is pretty f*cking lucky so they won't be able to kill me, cuz I'm too lucky

YummerTummer4 months ago

GET HIM! (shoots gun) (reflects off a plane and hits him back) COME ON! (throws a spear) (misses because of a slight wind) FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! (swings axe) (head of axe pops off and doesn't do anything)

LYClast year

shabi

Daniel_alizada1233 years ago

They would try to kill me but I am lucky enough to have a person that looks, sound like me so they would go after him instead

KosovarR3 months ago

bets on red! also I dodge because I'm just that lucky ig

silly_last year

I'm so lucky that people fail their attempts

cybro9743 years ago

If I am so lucky then that means any murder comes on me will immediately be canceled out by my pure luck.

Odd_Nic10 months ago

You are so lucky that you would not die...

LTCdingzhen2 years ago

If my mom want to kill me,I can't live anymore

Auggylast month

no body will be able to touch me i'll literally be Saturo Gojo fuck yeah I'm pressing it

Joseph_Andreislast year

So even if someone doesn't want to kill me (like it's my best friend or whatever), they just get a sudden urge to stab me, but fail miserably and have to explain what they were trying to do and that it won't happen again (even though it definitely will)? T...[Show full comment]

SANS.GRANIE7 months ago

well im luckiest so nobody will kill me so I can flex on them for eternity 😎

MRINFINITYDOTCOM3 years ago

Luck

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