Will You Press The Button?

BabyDeer last year

Im not a person

Dat1Buttonpresser last year

yes, you are a baby deer.

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

Just because people try to kill me it doesn't mean they succeed.

RileyFNebula 2 years ago

it says EVERYONE.

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Raspiansy last year

那我真的是地球上最幸运的人吗？？？

minimegaman090 2 years ago

luckily, everyone who gets close enough to kill me gets hit by a meteor, immediately killing everyone in the vicinity

Maharid 2 years ago

I'm the luckyest person on earth, everyone fail.

Memo2447 6 years ago

They cant cause I am Lucky so they kill eachother instead

Marmot 3 years ago

se eu tenho meio que sorte "infinita" eles nunca consiguiram

butdidiask 5 years ago

they PLOT to kill you

kindness_luigi 9 months ago

so i get really lucky ? ummm yes please !! everyone already wants me dead

Your_favorite_gay 5 years ago

If i am the luckiest person in the world, cant i convince then to NOT kill me?

xqwd last year

你永远可以相信超高校级の幸运

Blue_The_Spartan 2 months ago

I'd prefer not to be killed. However, GAMBLING!!!!!

This-is-the-longest-username-i-saw-the-previous-longest-username-and-decided-to- 5 years ago

The luckiest man alive is pretty f*cking lucky so they won't be able to kill me, cuz I'm too lucky

FX-8320 last year

They will just fail

LYC 3 years ago

shabi

Master_chief_at_random_starbucks 7 months ago

If I'm lucky they can't kill me

Umbreon1965 last year

Oh, so my own personal anime? Pressing it

Na_XD 2 months ago

我只要足够幸运，别人就杀不死我（确信）

Daniel_alizada123 5 years ago

They would try to kill me but I am lucky enough to have a person that looks, sound like me so they would go after him instead

Dat1Buttonpresser last year

just because they want to dosent mean they can.

KosovarR 2 years ago

bets on red! also I dodge because I'm just that lucky ig

silly_ 3 years ago

I'm so lucky that people fail their attempts

AABBCCawef 5 months ago

First of all, we cannot determine what the upper limit of luck is, and if the upper limit cannot prevent us from all disasters, then it is meaningless. Besides that, if everyone is conspiring to kill me, it means I will fall into extremely serious social d... [Show full comment]

cybro974 5 years ago

If I am so lucky then that means any murder comes on me will immediately be canceled out by my pure luck.

Odd_Nic 2 years ago

You are so lucky that you would not die...

Kriss last month

If I'm the luckiest person alive, that means I cannot be killed because that's how lucky I am.

LTCdingzhen 3 years ago

If my mom want to kill me,I can't live anymore

Eddmaster last year

My luck will just not let me get killed, BAM, loophole.

Auggy 2 years ago

no body will be able to touch me i'll literally be Saturo Gojo fuck yeah I'm pressing it

Bootyyyshaker90000 last month

hope u end up split in half like Gojo too. JK XD

Joseph_Andreis 2 years ago

So even if someone doesn't want to kill me (like it's my best friend or whatever), they just get a sudden urge to stab me, but fail miserably and have to explain what they were trying to do and that it won't happen again (even though it definitely will)? T... [Show full comment]

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 4 months ago

NOT IF I KILL MYSELF FIRST *loads gun*

shygo_lucky last year

他们只是密谋，没法行动

SANS.GRANIE 2 years ago

well im luckiest so nobody will kill me so I can flex on them for eternity 😎

Shyrtexx 5 years ago

No downside. If I truly am the luckiest I will evade every attempt of them trying to kill me

LDs114514 2 years ago

父母啊你们也会吗?

Varsega 5 years ago

Win every lottery and move to a remote island with AI robot servants 👍

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 3 months ago

I have definitely pressed this button before. It says they "plot" to kill you not that they actually try. Someone once insulted my bsf and I legit planned their murder but obv never went through w/ it sooo why couldn't the same logic apply

Li_Ye last year

"Lucky" does not mean that you are infinitely lucky, you are just luckier than others, not that you will definitely have the best in everything

The28thDoctor 2 years ago

Luckily people who try get hit by a car

Googology 3 years ago

Life is Important!

MRINFINITYDOTCOM 5 years ago

Luck

YummerTummer 2 years ago

GET HIM! (shoots gun) (reflects off a plane and hits him back) COME ON! (throws a spear) (misses because of a slight wind) FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! (swings axe) (head of axe pops off and doesn't do anything)

Lancilia 9 months ago

Sure, the would-be killers wouldn't succeed, but just knowing everyone plots to kill me would be depressing.

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