Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman09011 months ago

luckily, everyone who gets close enough to kill me gets hit by a meteor, immediately killing everyone in the vicinity

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Just because people try to kill me it doesn't mean they succeed.

RileyFNebulalast year

it says EVERYONE.

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Maharid12 months ago

I'm the luckyest person on earth, everyone fail.

Memo24474 years ago

They cant cause I am Lucky so they kill eachother instead

butdidiask4 years ago

they PLOT to kill you

Joseph_Andreislast year

So even if someone doesn't want to kill me (like it's my best friend or whatever), they just get a sudden urge to stab me, but fail miserably and have to explain what they were trying to do and that it won't happen again (even though it definitely will)? T...[Show full comment]

SANS.GRANIE8 months ago

well im luckiest so nobody will kill me so I can flex on them for eternity 😎

Marmot2 years ago

se eu tenho meio que sorte "infinita" eles nunca consiguiram

Shyrtexx4 years ago

No downside. If I truly am the luckiest I will evade every attempt of them trying to kill me

BabyDeer8 days ago

Im not a person

LDs11451412 months ago

父母啊你们也会吗?

Varsega3 years ago

Win every lottery and move to a remote island with AI robot servants 👍

Noot_NootMF7 months ago

Luckily people who try get hit by a car

Googology2 years ago

Life is Important!

Your_favorite_gay4 years ago

If i am the luckiest person in the world, cant i convince then to NOT kill me?

This-is-the-longest-username-i-saw-the-previous-longest-username-and-decided-to-3 years ago

The luckiest man alive is pretty f*cking lucky so they won't be able to kill me, cuz I'm too lucky

YummerTummer5 months ago

GET HIM! (shoots gun) (reflects off a plane and hits him back) COME ON! (throws a spear) (misses because of a slight wind) FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! (swings axe) (head of axe pops off and doesn't do anything)