Will You Press The Button?

Andrew-avyx 11 years ago

What about that dark lord guy who originally owns it? Is he still after me?

Flameice2 10 years ago

Doesn't say I gave to use it. I an already an immortal goose with spartan armor from halo, a death note, a zonpacto, imeasurable strength, and awesome telepathic powers.

JPO 2 years ago

Cause yea

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Gabor 8 years ago

I dont have piggybank.

Themauf 7 years ago

Join the typos party

Manama mama 10 years ago

It's not lort it's lotr

Themauf 7 years ago

They call it "Lord of rings the" and "golem" cuz they dont want a copyright strike

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imavirginnn 5 years ago

lort

OugaBouga 6 years ago

I see no upside.

Greatcat 9 years ago

I don't know what the Lord of ring the is (lort), but is the Golem the Pokemon or the clay creature?

Themauf 7 years ago

Hope it isn't the pokemon...

quickstirke 9 years ago

What is this Ring?

Themauf 7 years ago

It"s an onion ring

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QualityLuxury 9 years ago

Kill golem

i_love_valve 9 years ago

I'm a weakling :( if golem was on my back I would be nothing more than a pankake

Themauf 7 years ago

Mmmmm pancake with golem on it

Melite 9 years ago

I don't want either of these.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

LORT

Themauf 7 years ago

Lort is short for "lort of the rings". Obviously. Lord of the rings is "lotr", but lort is totally a different thing

Hazza06 6 years ago

I dont go anywhere anyways

Untedbear 11 years ago

But the only person that can harness the power of the ring is Sauron. Anyone else goes mad.

theemeraldking 3 years ago

Unless your frodo

MegaAbsol 11 years ago

Whoever wrote this must be under 10 years old

Themauf 7 years ago

Or just not very strong in english. And in acronym

Katelyn Yasemin Spencer 13 years ago

You don't want the 'one ring'! ruins your life!

Danielfarrell94 6 years ago

What does the One Ring even do

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Canif 8 years ago

Simply just buy a gun and kill him if he shows up

Phanom 12 years ago

The Golem of Prague in Lord of Rings the? AWESOME!!!

Themauf 7 years ago

No it"s in "lord of rings the"

Tyson Barone 13 years ago

If I carried a freaking Golem, my back would shatter.

Weerwet 11 years ago

I think it meant Gollum, the character from lord of the rings.

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Edward Carpenter 13 years ago

I don't see a downside to this! Gollum's awesome!

Hannahkoz 9 years ago

But golems aren’t from lord of the rings, Gollum is. Also, they said golem, not A golem. So they mean Gollum which is also more awesome.

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Alex Kuczek 13 years ago

Downside?

solgaleo 9 years ago

Clearly they mentioned golem as in the crazy person that first found that ring

No name123 11 years ago

Did you know that lort means shit in danish

raxorbangss 12 years ago

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Mackenzie 11 years ago

What's the 'one ring', and who's 'golem'?

Themauf 7 years ago

@DarthBinary, read Lord of Rings the by RRJ Tollcan

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StJohn Ainger 13 years ago

Gollum*

DontPressButton 10 years ago

What"s lort?

rockoutwithme44 11 years ago

The golem will be fake, and small as a dime, problem solved

Suchtkrebs 10 years ago

I don't want the one ring. My finger will stop being bleeding if I wear.

hallofcres 11 years ago

I don't need the ring and golems are heavy

Dunies457xxx 8 years ago

No, just no.

Olivia Nordlund 13 years ago

lort

bobthebogan 9 years ago

the one ring corrupts, gollum used to be a hobbit, now look at "im

-12-Volleyball_Jules-12 11 years ago

Whats a Golem

owenr48 10 years ago

The bald ugly fella in lord of the rings.

SciArtHerp 9 years ago

No thanks.

MasterOfPuppets 11 years ago

Yay adventure!

coolkid5578 11 years ago

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YeePhr0g 6 years ago

huh?

Kelvid 10 years ago

I want this just for gollum. I don't even want the ring xD

Sylvezi 8 years ago

lort

Themauf 7 years ago

LORT of the rings

ella_grace_34 10 years ago

I do not understand this, because I am not a Lord of The Rings Nerd.

Themauf 7 years ago

You dont need to, you need to be a Lord of Rings The nerd

Buttonpresser3000 9 years ago

Who is golem abd what is the "one ring"

Buttonpresser3000 9 years ago

And

Shana Beals 13 years ago

I don't know what this is.

Iccreemsandwich 11 years ago

if gulloms real, then so is the lotr's land, magic, the shire, hobbits, and fantasy stuff. I could become a wizard, immortal, fly on an eagle, ect.

Themauf 7 years ago

Also what"s ect?

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JiminiePabo 10 years ago

sure why not? Gollum probably smells like walking shit and acts like he has his period, but why not

ZionistsWillBurnInHell 11 years ago

He would stab me with a fish

TAIMERE 11 years ago

i whould throw that ugly bitch of my back and stomp his ugly ass

Bradley8405 9 years ago

I don't want to be invisible

Weird_Cat_Person 10 years ago

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wassim 11 years ago

I will put the ring and find me golem if you can

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