Will You Press The Button?

Flameice2 8 years ago

Doesn't say I gave to use it. I an already an immortal goose with spartan armor from halo, a death note, a zonpacto, imeasurable strength, and awesome telepathic powers.

JPOlast year

Cause yea

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Andrew-avyx9 years ago

What about that dark lord guy who originally owns it? Is he still after me?

Gabor7 years ago

I dont have piggybank.

Themauf6 years ago

Join the typos party

imavirginnn4 years ago

lort

Manama mama 9 years ago

It's not lort it's lotr

Themauf6 years ago

They call it "Lord of rings the" and "golem" cuz they dont want a copyright strike

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OugaBouga5 years ago

I see no upside.

Hazza065 years ago

I dont go anywhere anyways

Greatcat7 years ago

I don't know what the Lord of ring the is (lort), but is the Golem the Pokemon or the clay creature?

Themauf6 years ago

Hope it isn't the pokemon...

quickstirke8 years ago

What is this Ring?

Themauf6 years ago

It"s an onion ring

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QualityLuxury8 years ago

Kill golem

i_love_valve8 years ago

I'm a weakling :( if golem was on my back I would be nothing more than a pankake

Themauf6 years ago

Mmmmm pancake with golem on it

Melite8 years ago

I don't want either of these.

dankmemes1018 years ago

LORT

Themauf6 years ago

Lort is short for "lort of the rings". Obviously. Lord of the rings is "lotr", but lort is totally a different thing

Untedbear9 years ago

But the only person that can harness the power of the ring is Sauron. Anyone else goes mad.

theemeraldking2 years ago

Unless your frodo

MegaAbsol9 years ago

Whoever wrote this must be under 10 years old

Themauf6 years ago

Or just not very strong in english. And in acronym

Canif7 years ago

Simply just buy a gun and kill him if he shows up

Katelyn Yasemin Spencer12 years ago

You don't want the 'one ring'! ruins your life!

Danielfarrell944 years ago

What does the One Ring even do

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Phanom10 years ago

The Golem of Prague in Lord of Rings the? AWESOME!!!

Themauf6 years ago

No it"s in "lord of rings the"

Tyson Barone12 years ago

If I carried a freaking Golem, my back would shatter.

Weerwet9 years ago

I think it meant Gollum, the character from lord of the rings.

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Edward Carpenter12 years ago

I don't see a downside to this! Gollum's awesome!

Hannahkoz7 years ago

But golems aren’t from lord of the rings, Gollum is. Also, they said golem, not A golem. So they mean Gollum which is also more awesome.

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Alex Kuczek12 years ago

Downside?

raxorbangss10 years ago

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solgaleo7 years ago

Clearly they mentioned golem as in the crazy person that first found that ring

No name1239 years ago

Did you know that lort means shit in danish

StJohn Ainger12 years ago

Gollum*

Mackenzie9 years ago

What's the 'one ring', and who's 'golem'?

Themauf6 years ago

@DarthBinary, read Lord of Rings the by RRJ Tollcan

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DontPressButton8 years ago

What"s lort?

rockoutwithme44 9 years ago

The golem will be fake, and small as a dime, problem solved

hallofcres10 years ago

I don't need the ring and golems are heavy

Dunies457xxx7 years ago

No, just no.

Suchtkrebs9 years ago

I don't want the one ring. My finger will stop being bleeding if I wear.

bobthebogan7 years ago

the one ring corrupts, gollum used to be a hobbit, now look at "im

-12-Volleyball_Jules-129 years ago

Whats a Golem

owenr489 years ago

The bald ugly fella in lord of the rings.

Olivia Nordlund12 years ago

lort

MasterOfPuppets9 years ago

Yay adventure!

SciArtHerp8 years ago

No thanks.

YeePhr0g4 years ago

huh?

Kelvid8 years ago

I want this just for gollum. I don't even want the ring xD

coolkid55789 years ago

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ella_grace_34 9 years ago

I do not understand this, because I am not a Lord of The Rings Nerd.

Themauf6 years ago

You dont need to, you need to be a Lord of Rings The nerd

Sylvezi7 years ago

lort

Themauf6 years ago

LORT of the rings

Shana Beals12 years ago

I don't know what this is.

Buttonpresser30008 years ago

Who is golem abd what is the "one ring"

Buttonpresser30008 years ago

And

Iccreemsandwich9 years ago

if gulloms real, then so is the lotr's land, magic, the shire, hobbits, and fantasy stuff. I could become a wizard, immortal, fly on an eagle, ect.

Themauf6 years ago

Also what"s ect?

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ZionistsWillBurnInHell9 years ago

He would stab me with a fish

JiminiePabo9 years ago

sure why not? Gollum probably smells like walking shit and acts like he has his period, but why not

Bradley84057 years ago

I don't want to be invisible

TAIMERE9 years ago

i whould throw that ugly bitch of my back and stomp his ugly ass

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wassim9 years ago

I will put the ring and find me golem if you can

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