Will You Press The Button?

Andrew-avyx 11 years ago

What about that dark lord guy who originally owns it? Is he still after me?

Flameice2 10 years ago

Doesn't say I gave to use it. I an already an immortal goose with spartan armor from halo, a death note, a zonpacto, imeasurable strength, and awesome telepathic powers.

JPO 3 years ago

Cause yea

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Gabor 8 years ago

I dont have piggybank.

Themauf 7 years ago

Join the typos party

Manama mama 10 years ago

It's not lort it's lotr

Themauf 7 years ago

They call it "Lord of rings the" and "golem" cuz they dont want a copyright strike

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imavirginnn 6 years ago

lort

Greatcat 9 years ago

I don't know what the Lord of ring the is (lort), but is the Golem the Pokemon or the clay creature?

Themauf 7 years ago

Hope it isn't the pokemon...

OugaBouga 6 years ago

I see no upside.

quickstirke 9 years ago

What is this Ring?

Themauf 7 years ago

It"s an onion ring

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QualityLuxury 9 years ago

Kill golem

i_love_valve 9 years ago

I'm a weakling :( if golem was on my back I would be nothing more than a pankake

Themauf 7 years ago

Mmmmm pancake with golem on it

Melite 9 years ago

I don't want either of these.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

LORT

Themauf 7 years ago

Lort is short for "lort of the rings". Obviously. Lord of the rings is "lotr", but lort is totally a different thing

Hazza06 6 years ago

I dont go anywhere anyways

Katelyn Yasemin Spencer 13 years ago

You don't want the 'one ring'! ruins your life!

Danielfarrell94 6 years ago

What does the One Ring even do

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Untedbear 11 years ago

But the only person that can harness the power of the ring is Sauron. Anyone else goes mad.

theemeraldking 3 years ago

Unless your frodo

MegaAbsol 11 years ago

Whoever wrote this must be under 10 years old

Themauf 7 years ago

Or just not very strong in english. And in acronym

Canif 8 years ago

Simply just buy a gun and kill him if he shows up

Phanom 12 years ago

The Golem of Prague in Lord of Rings the? AWESOME!!!

Themauf 7 years ago

No it"s in "lord of rings the"

Tyson Barone 13 years ago

If I carried a freaking Golem, my back would shatter.

Weerwet 11 years ago

I think it meant Gollum, the character from lord of the rings.

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Edward Carpenter 13 years ago

I don't see a downside to this! Gollum's awesome!

Hannahkoz 9 years ago

But golems aren’t from lord of the rings, Gollum is. Also, they said golem, not A golem. So they mean Gollum which is also more awesome.

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Alex Kuczek 13 years ago

Downside?

wassim 11 years ago

I will put the ring and find me golem if you can

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GabeTheGreat 9 years ago

Well you didn't say I can carry a tiny golem

Choombi 12 years ago

no upside....

quirkycloudy 11 years ago

...what?

Adamkw22 10 years ago

I can't use it,so why would i want it

Bannanapanda 11 years ago

I didn't really understand the whole ring thing but I don't mind giving this guy a piggyback ride

Themauf 7 years ago

You will mind when you see him

masonabryant06@gmail.com 10 years ago

No it gets in your head

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MastermindOfTrouble 7 years ago

I actually like Gollum

KurimuzonTora 11 years ago

I fart and his going to say "it's burns our noses... *cough*" then he dies then I wear his bones like armor on my back

tjzerm 12 years ago

LOTR*

Zachary Grice 13 years ago

Downside?

Themauf 7 years ago

Well I think you'll find one when you start doing the piggyback...

markimeep 11 years ago

I SHIP IT

Themauf 7 years ago

Like in Ebay?

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Wabefuhon 11 years ago

I'm cool with this. I'd just tie his arms and legs together so he's forced to be my backpack for life.

Themauf 7 years ago

He'll eat all your food

Caribou 5 years ago

The one ring (Lort) is the true one ring. So you give the one everyone thinks is the one ring to gollum as you give him a piggyback ride up mount doom. Then you accidentally drop him and the Sauron-killing ring in. problem solved

Terraform Trent 12 years ago

What's "LORT"? Golems are really heavy to piggyback. 404.upsidenotfound://

(insert name here) 10 years ago

The ring?

Panifex 9 years ago

Alert: upside not found

Themauf 7 years ago

The upside is in the typos

deadthybug 11 years ago

What if Gollum attacks you

Ido Ya'akov Jerochim 13 years ago

being the ring bearer is a bad thin

Pokemonic 11 years ago

What does the ring even do!?!?!?!?!?!?

Themauf 7 years ago

All it does is making you invisble, and insane, and a bad guy would hunt you but the thing is that you"re already going to his volcano by yourself so why would he do that?

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Timelypat 9 years ago

Gollum is not the problem here...

Themauf 7 years ago

Gollum isn't here. period.

Namelessgameing 10 years ago

You get to keep the one ring. which ring. Lort ah that explains everything. ':[ you have to give Goldman piggy back ride who is Gollum in the giant Stone Golem specific plz!! And keeping the Ring in Lord of the Rings would kill Frodo anyway because it brin... [Show full comment]