27845 (31%) 61301 (69%)
27845 (31%) people have pressed this button, while 61301 (69%) did not.
You get to eat anything you want for the rest of your life without putting on weight and you look amazing
but
You lose all your friends except one to cancer
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duckbutt9 years ago
around 30% care more about looks than friends (=_=)

ThatWaffle7 years ago
ikr what jerks
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Schalk van der Merwe12 years ago
HA! Joke's one you, I don't have any friends.

I_LIKE_TOAST6 years ago
Low self confidence mode //ACTIVE///
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MikaylaHanson8 years ago
I already eat without putting on any weight... I need to GAIN weight .-. 87 lbs, 4"10, 18 year old.

IzzyWinters-PunQueen-RulerofRaccoons-andLadyofMoose7 years ago
5"9, 180 lbs, 15 year old... I envy you.
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Tim Feldmann12 years ago
What exactly is a "friend"?

JLOtywyn7 years ago
427... well if that’s the definition then I have no friends!!!
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Rainbows_Are_Real8 years ago
JOKES ON YOU I ONLY HAVE ONE FRIEND! I also have a best friend but technically there"s a difference between a friend and a best friend.

Ultimate_Destroyer357 years ago
same
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Hamza Qureshi12 years ago
i was lonely anyways

abcx7 years ago
Do I lose them instantly or will I see them die? "Cause the latter would be much more painful.

creeper8579 years ago
if you have 1 friend you have no downside xd

Tactleneck8 years ago
I pressed it, not ashamed to admit how vain i am.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4 years ago
I have a "friend" that I don't spend time and get along on a regular basis, so I can't call him a friend, more like a mentor or something.

DeuxusHarib9 years ago
my friends list isn't so long....

Beesqueezy9 years ago
Jokes on you, plenty of my friends have died and i have a fast matablism and i dont gain weight

Pinto5896 years ago
Rip my 1/2 of my freinds

CrimsonNitroFirework9 years ago
…I like food… but I like my friends more… SCREW THIS FUDGE! XD

lovey8269 years ago
I LIKE F00D TOO, WHY WOULD THEY MAKE US CHOOSEEE

G3nius_mlg8 years ago
Haha

xXGeorgeBushXx10 years ago
I only have one friend anyways

Dragon_Introvert7 years ago
Haha I have one friend

Sa_Fire9 years ago
What if I eat a bring-my-friends-back-to-life pill?

Kulles8 years ago
Not being able to gain weight is a downside for me.

Re Re Thomas12 years ago
yeah...i already have that...sooo..... :/

Calebbillions7 months ago
God no...

queenoi xie9 years ago
My friends are foods. Ahahahaha

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
ill make new friends

Nina Klouwens12 years ago
I'm not that egoistic. This is just sick D:

Coolman864 years ago
I can make new friends

8nicolas89 years ago
Ha jokes on you I look perfect amazing is two levels below me

thisismydigitalname7 years ago
none of my friends have cancer...

fiolers9 years ago
I have got 1 friend. Take that button

Toastmonger19965 years ago
I'm a permanent stick anyway

lovey8269 years ago
wtf is wrong with the people who pressed the button, oh wait, ik, ur all conceided jerks

The_Darkstar8 years ago
I only have one friend

Christos_G9 years ago
Bros before hoes

VXII8 years ago
What if i dont consider any of them friends suddenly? Then i just "become" friends with them again

MistyAlleyCat8 years ago
One of my friends threatened to kill me and is a bitch and a monstrosity compared to Hitler, one them is a total douche, one of them already has cancer, and another wants to die. I'll save the one who I have a gigantic crush on! DER!!!!

dankmemes1018 years ago
How is he/she your friend then?
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AnimeFerrets10 years ago
I love food, and have no friends.... whats the problem?

CatCupCakes9209 years ago
I'M WORRIED IT WOULD WORK ON MY ONLINE FRIENDS SINCE I HAVE NO REAL LIFE FRIENDS

Tap9The9Toaster9 years ago
online friends are real friends so yes

Sykopath7 years ago
I only have one friend

denfire3219 years ago
All my friends are jerks anyways

Jhettlast year
What friends?

Anthony 59 years ago
I already have close enough to the benefit that there is no need to press the button to get it

Buttonpusherornot7 years ago
I pressed the button because...I could just make new friends *Win*

ABDL God9 years ago
HAHAHA I HAVE N...Dammit

Hunter Scratchley12 years ago
Loop hole de friend all of your friends except one.

TheKingAndi7 years ago
I only have one true friend so it’s win win for me

bhoppy1239 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

thelocalcannon8 years ago
i think i only have one

greythewol4 years ago
i only have one friend.

Chinese potato9 years ago
So I can't find any of my friends except for one because of a guy named cancer?

TheUKTuber9 years ago
What are these "Friends" you speak of? Never heard such strange terminology.

Edwardonut_the_goofer6 years ago
Cant do that. My friends are like the main people in my life besides my family.
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