28349 (31%) 62929 (69%)
28349 (31%) people have pressed this button, while 62929 (69%) did not.
You get to eat anything you want for the rest of your life without putting on weight and you look amazing
but
You lose all your friends except one to cancer
Next

duckbutt 11 years ago
around 30% care more about looks than friends (=_=)

ThatWaffle 9 years ago
ikr what jerks
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Schalk van der Merwe 13 years ago
HA! Joke's one you, I don't have any friends.

I_LIKE_TOAST 8 years ago
Low self confidence mode //ACTIVE///
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MikaylaHanson 10 years ago
I already eat without putting on any weight... I need to GAIN weight .-. 87 lbs, 4"10, 18 year old.

IzzyWinters-PunQueen-RulerofRaccoons-andLadyofMoose 9 years ago
5"9, 180 lbs, 15 year old... I envy you.
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Tim Feldmann 13 years ago
What exactly is a "friend"?

JLOtywyn 9 years ago
427... well if that’s the definition then I have no friends!!!
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Rainbows_Are_Real 10 years ago
JOKES ON YOU I ONLY HAVE ONE FRIEND! I also have a best friend but technically there"s a difference between a friend and a best friend.

Ultimate_Destroyer35 8 years ago
same
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Hamza Qureshi 13 years ago
i was lonely anyways

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 6 years ago
I have a "friend" that I don't spend time and get along on a regular basis, so I can't call him a friend, more like a mentor or something.

DeuxusHarib 11 years ago
my friends list isn't so long....

abcx 9 years ago
Do I lose them instantly or will I see them die? "Cause the latter would be much more painful.

creeper857 11 years ago
if you have 1 friend you have no downside xd

Tactleneck 10 years ago
I pressed it, not ashamed to admit how vain i am.

G3nius_mlg 9 years ago
Haha

xXGeorgeBushXx 12 years ago
I only have one friend anyways

Beesqueezy 10 years ago
Jokes on you, plenty of my friends have died and i have a fast matablism and i dont gain weight

Pinto589 7 years ago
Rip my 1/2 of my freinds

CrimsonNitroFirework 11 years ago
…I like food… but I like my friends more… SCREW THIS FUDGE! XD

lovey826 11 years ago
I LIKE F00D TOO, WHY WOULD THEY MAKE US CHOOSEEE

Calebbillions 2 years ago
God no...

queenoi xie 11 years ago
My friends are foods. Ahahahaha

Dragon_Introvert 8 years ago
Haha I have one friend

Sa_Fire 11 years ago
What if I eat a bring-my-friends-back-to-life pill?

Kulles 10 years ago
Not being able to gain weight is a downside for me.

Re Re Thomas 13 years ago
yeah...i already have that...sooo..... :/

thisismydigitalname 9 years ago
none of my friends have cancer...

fiolers 11 years ago
I have got 1 friend. Take that button

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
ill make new friends

Nina Klouwens 13 years ago
I'm not that egoistic. This is just sick D:

Coolman86 5 years ago
I can make new friends

8nicolas8 11 years ago
Ha jokes on you I look perfect amazing is two levels below me

VXII 10 years ago
What if i dont consider any of them friends suddenly? Then i just "become" friends with them again

Toastmonger1996 7 years ago
I'm a permanent stick anyway

lovey826 11 years ago
wtf is wrong with the people who pressed the button, oh wait, ik, ur all conceided jerks

The_Darkstar 9 years ago
I only have one friend

Christos_G 11 years ago
Bros before hoes

Sykopath 8 years ago
I only have one friend

denfire321 11 years ago
All my friends are jerks anyways

MistyAlleyCat 9 years ago
One of my friends threatened to kill me and is a bitch and a monstrosity compared to Hitler, one them is a total douche, one of them already has cancer, and another wants to die. I'll save the one who I have a gigantic crush on! DER!!!!

dankmemes101 9 years ago
How is he/she your friend then?
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AnimeFerrets 12 years ago
I love food, and have no friends.... whats the problem?

CatCupCakes920 10 years ago
I'M WORRIED IT WOULD WORK ON MY ONLINE FRIENDS SINCE I HAVE NO REAL LIFE FRIENDS

Tap9The9Toaster 10 years ago
online friends are real friends so yes

Hunter Scratchley 13 years ago
Loop hole de friend all of your friends except one.

Jhett 3 years ago
What friends?

Anthony 5 11 years ago
I already have close enough to the benefit that there is no need to press the button to get it

Buttonpusherornot 8 years ago
I pressed the button because...I could just make new friends *Win*

ABDL God 11 years ago
HAHAHA I HAVE N...Dammit

greythewol 6 years ago
i only have one friend.

Chinese potato 11 years ago
So I can't find any of my friends except for one because of a guy named cancer?

TheKingAndi 9 years ago
I only have one true friend so it’s win win for me

bhoppy123 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

thelocalcannon 10 years ago
i think i only have one

Ipoopsometimes 9 years ago
And friends are family. That"s from a song suckers

totesnotadragon 12 years ago
Hahaha I don't have friends!
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