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27899 (31%) people have pressed this button, while 61546 (69%) did not.
You get to eat anything you want for the rest of your life without putting on weight and you look amazing
but
You lose all your friends except one to cancer
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duckbutt9 years ago
around 30% care more about looks than friends (=_=)

ThatWaffle7 years ago
ikr what jerks
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Schalk van der Merwe12 years ago
HA! Joke's one you, I don't have any friends.

I_LIKE_TOAST6 years ago
Low self confidence mode //ACTIVE///
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MikaylaHanson8 years ago
I already eat without putting on any weight... I need to GAIN weight .-. 87 lbs, 4"10, 18 year old.

IzzyWinters-PunQueen-RulerofRaccoons-andLadyofMoose7 years ago
5"9, 180 lbs, 15 year old... I envy you.
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Tim Feldmann12 years ago
What exactly is a "friend"?

JLOtywyn8 years ago
427... well if that’s the definition then I have no friends!!!
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Rainbows_Are_Real8 years ago
JOKES ON YOU I ONLY HAVE ONE FRIEND! I also have a best friend but technically there"s a difference between a friend and a best friend.

Ultimate_Destroyer357 years ago
same
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Hamza Qureshi12 years ago
i was lonely anyways

Raf9 years ago
What if you only have one friend?

MyNameIsJeff12347 years ago
ha, jokes on you i only have one that"s not a cousin so techically one

CaptinGamer9 years ago
2 annoying friends, win win either way

TimeGoat8 years ago
Time to unfriend everyone but one person.

Manning Libby12 years ago
This was a hard decision. Jk. JK. Im sorry my friends dont kill me ;n;

KICWTYININlast year
I do not have friends

AngryJokerPyro7 years ago
quality over quantity

NatureMaster6410 years ago
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KatFarmer8 years ago
I only have one friend so no one dies and I can eat...

Jorge Alexys Reyes12 years ago
I don't have many friends- they can fight to the death to see who lives.

Obi-Wan4 years ago
i have only one friend

flyingturret2089 years ago
I only have 1 friend other moved and I disbanded with the others and also I would eat a transformation pill and look even more amazing

YIU JUST GOT EXPLOITED9 years ago
YOU CAN MAKE NEW FRIENDS!!!!!!!!

UnknownToffee3345 years ago
What if you only have one friend...

RepeaterGamer 9 years ago
I can make new friends cuz i lool awesome.

Dragborg8 years ago
Just claim all your freinds are close aquantices and claim your enemes as freinds

spasticVocalist10 years ago
doesn't say they don't survive

KyoyaHeoya7 years ago
But they didnt say "best friends" right? so our best friends wouldnt die, only our normal friends. Or am i wrong?

ElectronicalSB9 years ago
your friend with cancer is still going to leave you cause they will die of there sickness.

i8toast9 years ago
I think it was supposed to be written: "you lose all your friends, except one, to cancer." Understand now? You only keep one friend.

dcicio711 years ago
I only need one friend, My technology

NinjaKoala9 years ago
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Dogeness8 years ago
Friend,???ohh u mean my imaginary ones

Myles Garrett Guest12 years ago
Exposing =/= Infecting

Logqn3 years ago
No im trying to bulk

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
only have 1.

Sarakun7 years ago
I eat alot and I'm not that fat anyways

Apocalypse_29 years ago
I already look amazing

The-Pope5 years ago
I only have 1 friend

REBOOTG9 years ago
? What are...Friends?

Ihatemyself8 years ago
Jokes on you I only have one solid friend

dragonfighter1010 years ago
wait what if i have some kid friends they die to cancer well thats dark as fuck

Emily019 years ago
" I don't have, ffFRIEENDSs!!" -Sherlock (and me tbh)

dankmemes1018 years ago
I don't have friends. I have BEST friends :D

Magickmaster10 years ago
Slow cancer.

Commissar9 years ago
Not worth it

origami_maker90006 years ago
If I have my best friend and my crush, I'll be happy

xXxNonScoperPewdiePie3609 years ago
My butt is cool

boykisserlast year
NO DOWNSIDE POGG

squid_water9 years ago
be mean to them, they won't be your friends. come back press the button. be friends again.

thethinker_jr7 years ago
If you lose your friends be friends again

deathburn559 years ago
I only have one friend

Emilykats8 years ago
Wait can I press the button after me and him are boyfriend and girlfriend so ally stupid ass bitches friends will fuck off

Yoshi Otis Williams12 years ago
i could never risk my best friend like this, almost anyone else, but never my best friend

pandafanlolz10 years ago
I don't have friends :(
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