I could ignore him, lock him in the basement and not give him food, eat him alive, cook him while he is alive by shoving him in the stove or tell him to not be a dick.
maksikinchik2 years ago
Eat him alive... What's wrong with you..
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Sean Ford13 years ago
Kill him.
retroarchiscool4 years ago
just because it says no doesn't mean you have to follow it
I'll keep giving him sleeping pills so ge dosent wake up.
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CyndiHuddleston9 years ago
Tie him to a chair, gag him, and leave him locked in a closet.
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Julie1239 years ago
Tie him up and tape his mouth
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Bluons9 years ago
Sleep at friends hous all the time
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AButtonPusher9 years ago
Murder
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JDexter9 years ago
Stitch his lips shut and chain him to a basement since you "can't get rid of him" by killing him
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AdrianSH9 years ago
Buy a lot. Make two houses. I live in one he lives in the other one.
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AdrianSH9 years ago
Trap him in a box and feed him a food from a tube automatically. I did not get rid of him. He is still there, but stuck.
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AdrianSH9 years ago
Sound proof walls.
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Leah_7709 years ago
Kill him your not getting rid of him he"s just going to hell and he can be douch to the people in hell.
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Edgy12yearold9 years ago
Ah throw him to the gingers
Taker_of_Hells5 years ago
Cartman I presume
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Mercifulsavage9 years ago
I leave his dead self in my room their no problem
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Lp2854109 years ago
Because of my money and power I would build a wall between us and if he breaks that I'll be doing his girlfriend with my good looks and he'll be to akward to talk too me
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Princess5409 years ago
If I have unlimited power I'll just turn him into an ice cube or something
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HyruleBall9 years ago
K I L L H I M Y O U D I N G U S
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NLMikey9 years ago
Maybe I had to press the button, I mean you don't always get the chance to unlimited power, cash and good looks. And I got the chamce to torture a douche bag, and ot"s not my dault that it happened to be Justin Bieber
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veloxin10 years ago
Unlimited money? Build new house with a soundproof bedroom that only you can get into. Now you can just stay in your room or leave the house and never deal with him, but you"re rich. Win
You have a limited powers so that means you can do something if it's Unlimited didn't say that you couldn't shut him up like make his mouth never to be open again that would help a lot
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Maru Fabbri13 years ago
well it'd be nice to have the opportunity to beat the shit out of him everyday :3
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Pascal Padeken13 years ago
Kill it before it lays eggs!
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Anwar Letts13 years ago
just get a REEEEAAALLLLYYYYYY big house so u dont have too see him
i get unlimited cash, power, good looks, AND a free punching bag? mad
LOLbish11 years ago
smart
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Reese Lough13 years ago
I mean, doesn't he already act like a massive douche bag?
yourfavouritebaguette9 years ago
true
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Steve Byrnes13 years ago
tie him up in the basement. and visit him when hes bad just say "it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again" whilst holding a firehose :)
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Jacob Grant Evans13 years ago
I could stab him every day?
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Angel Eyler13 years ago
Kill him? and if that "NO way to get rid of him" thing includes him not dying, just use him as your personal punching bag c:
Cheshire shadow11 years ago
and tie/gag.
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Róbert Dudáš13 years ago
The answer is always call a pedo to rape him
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Sylvezi9 years ago
Keep him locked up in a basement or something. He"s still living with you, but you don't have to deal with him.
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EL HERO10 years ago
Im going to kill myself
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PhantomZack11 years ago
I hate him
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EthanWillButton7029 years ago
I AM a massive douche bag already so...😈😈😈😈
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weirdguy597 11 years ago
Since you have unlimited money and power you could just pay him to not be a douche and if that does not work you can force him to be nice since you have unlimited power. _____________
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AyaMayume11 years ago
Knock his little sissy ass out and tie him up. Pay off EVERYONE who cares about him. Buy the rights to his professional contract from the record labels. Liquidate all his assets and belongings. Hire professional hypno-therapists who will convince him that ...[Show full comment]
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Hyltran5 years ago
Does this means you have to share bedroom with him?
retroarchiscool4 years ago
also i disliked all of your comments, This_is_legal
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